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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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it RUINED my lunchtime plans
i wanted m&s but had to make do with sainsburys, as m&s is much further away :(
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:45, Reply)
Mine too. I went to Asda and got soaked.

(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:46, Reply)

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(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:47, Reply)
Alright Jeffers?
Apologies for not getting to the bash.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:48, Reply)
Umbrella.

(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:47, Reply)
I know swipe is a bit money oriented, but even she can't get Rihanna to get her lunch for her

(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:48, Reply)
rihanna has done a song with that bloke who beat her up
what sort of example young women etc?
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:50, Reply)
Well he's told her once

(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:50, Reply)
Why even bOther she already has two black eyes

(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:05, Reply)
I wasn't sure how much he beat her up TBH

(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:08, Reply)
Based on the overwhelming evidence I see on a daily basis.
Anybody that uses an umbrella is a selfish cunt with no awareness that anybody else in the world other than them even exists, let alone has a right to be able to get out of a train station, be indoors without being dripped all over or walk down a street without fearing for their eyesight.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:50, Reply)
THIS^
Umbrellas should only be carried by those 7' tall or over
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:51, Reply)
see also suitcases
GET A TAXI YOU TWAT
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:51, Reply)
Some of us lift them over peoples' heads.
But you are correct, they do seem to be overwhelmingly driven by the same people that use pushchairs as battering rams.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:52, Reply)
Well he was talking to swipe.

(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:52, Reply)
some people just don't want their hair wet

(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:56, Reply)
Hat?

(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:56, Reply)
what sort of hat do you wear that doesn't absorb water?
An umbrella hat? You cunt.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:00, Reply)
a swimming cap?

(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:01, Reply)
sou'wester?

(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:01, Reply)
If it's raining that hard that you'll get wet whilst wearing a hat then don't fucking go out

(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:02, Reply)
but i'd promised my friend percy pigs
as it was, he had to make do with jelly beans.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:03, Reply)
An acceptable substitute
I'm currently addicted to the Fizzy Teeth from Sainsburys. They are delightfully e-numberish
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:05, Reply)
what fucking logic is this
Do you not have shoulders?
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:07, Reply)
Safely covered up by a coat, yes

(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:07, Reply)
Erm, quite a lot of hats.
Or, you could try a hood.

Umbrellas shouldn't be given to any fucker under 6' tall
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:03, Reply)
I am a cunt though
She nailed it there
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:05, Reply)
cuntspotting 101. Fair point.

(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:06, Reply)
at 5'6 i resent that
if you have shit hair or you're bald, no brolly. how's that?
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:05, Reply)
I'm down with that. Skin has the amazing property of being entirely waterproof after all.

(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:06, Reply)
whereas hair that has just cost £40 for a blow dry most definitely does NOT

(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:10, Reply)
well then, as long as you keep your umbrella high enough
you will be exempt from my cull
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:11, Reply)
much obliged darling

(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:20, Reply)
Just watch what you are doing with it
Fucking pointy cunts
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:07, Reply)
ronseal.

(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:59, Reply)
umbrellas help but they only go so far
mud splashes all up the back of your stockings is a Bad look.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:00, Reply)
body condom?

(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:01, Reply)
wellies and stockings is a look, certainly.

(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:02, Reply)
kate moss has probably done it

(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:02, Reply)
Kate Moss has done half of London, though.

(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:03, Reply)
better than on your knees

(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:03, Reply)
haha good point

(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:04, Reply)

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