Someone appears to have upset dozer.
Was funny person funny?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 23:48, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I've not read any of this shit.
I'll be back in a minute when I've read it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 23:49, Reply)

I haven't read it either.
Let me know if it's interesting.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 23:50, Reply)

I failed to see anything flouce worthy.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 23:56, Reply)

He hasn't got a boat.
I've got a boat.

And in about 20 years when we get it fit you can have a spin on it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 23:58, Reply)

fit - where?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 23:59, Reply)

It's got to be taken up to Bingley and have a lot of TLC.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:01, Reply)

I look forward to seeing the pictures.
I'm less looking forward to hearing what you've dropped on it, and indeed what it'll cost you to keep worthy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:02, Reply)

It's a wreck
It's a three-way buy with an understanding that I'll do the mechanical work, Mart will do the woodwork and Chris will do the metalwork.

We're all pretty competent in what we do, and we all love what we do.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:10, Reply)

That sounds like a fun project.
Just make sure you keep all the receipts! :-)

Keep me posted in pictures.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:12, Reply)

Screw you and your boat. We don't need your stinking boat.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 23:59, Reply)

People take this internet shit way too seriously.
I cannot fathom how anyone can get wound up on here, unless someone gets too personal. And no one knows anything about anyone on here *really*, do they? I could be an overweight loser who only has two jackets for all anyone actually knows, maybe I'm just a massive liar. I fear I've said too much.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 23:59, Reply)

+ both of those jackets are well bent.
*waves goodbye to Bazza*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:01, Reply)

You haven't seen my new Marc Jacobs shirt with parrots printed on it yet.
Sorry what I meant to say was HOW FUCKING DARE YOU

*throws laptop out the window*
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:05, Reply)

That jacket sounds interesting.
Please link.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:06, Reply)

I got proper sucked in by the salesperson.
www.harrods.com/product/marc-by-marc-jacobs/parrot-print-shirt/000000000002736845
I also got this badboy by Edwin today in town, I'm on that streetwear hype at the moment.
www.endclothing.co.uk/edwin-roader-jacket.html

Buying two pairs of Nike x Liberty collab trainers on Monday then man is done for a while, get me.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:13, Reply)

That's a nice shirt.
I bought these this week.

www.size.co.uk/product/reebok-workout-bc---size--exclusive/83627/

Along with two pairs of Addi shell toes.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:19, Reply)

Reebok Workouts are siiiiick.
Proper South London staple trainer, I don't think any boy my age in the area hasn't owned a pair. I've got the white ones with gum soles, I need another pair actually as I've worn them so much they're fucked.
Shell toes are a big no no for me Jeff :( (although I seem to be in a tiny minority who don't like em)
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:21, Reply)

Are converse still cool, or are they too hipster now?
I do like me some converse.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:23, Reply)

The standard ones are pants I think.
You know, the ones with red and blue trim around the soles. But all the little offshoot trainers Converse do are class most of the time.
I've got five pairs I think, and I'm just about to buy these
www.crookedtongues.com/store/product/converse-chuck-taylor-all-star-premium-ox-129672C
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:28, Reply)

I quite like their leather high-tops,but there is no way I'd be able to pull them off.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:29, Reply)

Hi tops are way too hard to pull off, in the style sense and fucking literally.
You can create your own Converse on the website now which I think is pretty nifty. Check out Converse Jack Purcells as well, they're my favourite. Going back to the make your own ones, I'm *this* close to making and ordering a pair in leopard print. Am I mad?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:33, Reply)

I think we all know the answer to that question.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:34, Reply)

Not mad, I've considered it.
Nothing that dramatic, but I'm aware that if I do that, I'll have to buy half a dozen pairs of jeans to be comfortable. And that means dropping close to a grand on a pair of trainers, which isn't gonna happen.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:35, Reply)

You are obviously both massive benders.
How come when swipe tasks about shopping sprees like this, everyone goes on about her rich daddy, but you two are just trendy guys about town?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:37, Reply)

No idea.
I'm hardly trendy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:37, Reply)

I call double standards.
/feminism blog
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:39, Reply)

I got all manner of abuse for the state of my dress last weekend.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:41, Reply)

Did you?
Better than getting abuse for being a bender,i suppose.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:43, Reply)

These days I sell to buy.
Made just over 300 quid in the last few days, it's only going to get spent on stuff I desperately want. Plus whilst I take it too far, I refuse to believe any girl would choose a scruffy guy over one who takes proper pride in his clothes.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:42, Reply)

I'm a balance of the two.
Should I ever see any action, I'll give you the inside track.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:43, Reply)

I'm of an age though Baz.
I'm still 'first time round' if you follow.

I've got the Workouts in both tan and grey, both canvas, both size exclusives.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:24, Reply)

Size exclusive?
So do you have clown feet or little girl feet?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:26, Reply)

Nah, just the shop that sell 'em.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:28, Reply)

So only one shop is allowed to sell that particular shoe in, say,a size 10?
Isn't that a bit inconvenient?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:30, Reply)

Not really, lots of shops (claim) to have exclusive styles these days.
If they buy enough gear, they'll get what they think they can sell.

Buying from the most popular retailers means nothing.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:31, Reply)

I tend to buy a lot of my clothes at asda and matalan.
I know, I know. touch me, ya feel me?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:33, Reply)

And why not?
I've got George stuff in my wardrobe.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:36, Reply)

stuff

Let the poor boy out!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:38, Reply)

Seriously.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:39, Reply)

Uniqlo man, Uniqlo.
Proper understated and amazing quality clothes for peanuts.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:43, Reply)

I realty don't see the attraction with marc jacobs.
Apparently all us girls are supposed to drool over his handbags. I'd rather have Mulberry any day. In fact, I have. Lots of them.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:11, Reply)

I just saw the shirt in Liberty and fell in love with it before I even looked at the label.
Never owned any Marc Jacobs before, in fact I've never even looked into it much at all.
Sidenote - my wallet/card holder is Mulberry. It's banging.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:18, Reply)

It's the one designer I own a lot of.
Which is odd, seeing as I'm such a povvo.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:20, Reply)

Who were you replying to Barry?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:03, Reply)

me

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:05, Reply)

No one in particular, just thinking out loud.
That's actually something I do do on here and in that there real world. My housemates think it's hilarious/beyond annoying, I don't even know I'm doing it :(
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:06, Reply)

On your way down.
Stop off and do a bit of work on the boat then.

I can put you up.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:15, Reply)

It really is annoying.
Mr b3th does it all the time. It's like he can't have a thought without expressing it.
I also have a friend with a prepubescent son who does it. He's dreading the monologue that's going to accompany the difficult teenage years.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:18, Reply)

The girl I'm currently seeing says it's "too cute".
Which is good enough for me. She panics when I stop because she thinks something's seriously wrong, such are the frequency of my musings.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:20, Reply)

Believe me, after a while, it becomes fucking annoying.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:21, Reply)

Nothing that ever comes out of this pretty mouth could ever be considered annoying.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:23, Reply)

Yeah.
I might be a fat minter with no tits and a normal husband.

I don't differ too much in real life from the way I am here. The main difference is I'm a little more shy and self conscious. That's why I tend to imagine other people are the same. And why Roota has to keep telling me off for telling the internet things.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:04, Reply)

You're nothing like a Polo

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:05, Reply)

Apparently my phone doesn't know the word munter.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:08, Reply)

You don't munt.
Take it from one who knows.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:08, Reply)

*blushes*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:09, Reply)

Granted, you might ming as much as well.
But this is no cause to blush.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:10, Reply)

What?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:12, Reply)

We boff ugly sista!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:19, Reply)

*ugly high fives*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:21, Reply)

*woo!*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:25, Reply)

*breaks mirror*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:28, Reply)

*bad lucks*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:30, Reply)

Story of my life.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:31, Reply)

*hugs*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:32, Reply)

My iPhone corrects cant (when I don't use an apostrophe) to cunt.
It knows me so well.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:13, Reply)

My phone had to be rebooted a few months ago. It was really annoying having to teach it all the best swear words again.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:19, Reply)

The air conditioning unit in the blow moulding supervisors' office is marketed by a company called Munters.
It makes me grin.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 1:04, Reply)