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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It's getting to the post-prandial snooze time.
How do you kill a boring afternoon? Answers of "Your mum", will be discounted.
Alt, why do we bother? Really?
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:06, Reply)
Beer
Beer is the answer here

Alt:
Better than working
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:07, Reply)
You have used a big and clever word
That is well kl
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:08, Reply)
your sister

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:09, Reply)
Your grandmother.

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:10, Reply)
+'s dog

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:11, Reply)
That's rough.

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:12, Reply)
That's ruff.

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:20, Reply)
no
this is ruff
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:23, Reply)
there was no need to delete battered, its ok you were right
i'm sorry
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:34, Reply)
What are you talking about?

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:37, Reply)
you deleted your reply to me, but it's ok because we'll be on the same side when it all kicks off

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:38, Reply)
When what kicks off?
Fight, fight.
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:42, Reply)
What?

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:43, Reply)
Leave him, B.
'E ain't wurf it!
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:45, Reply)
stunned you're not on our team, soz
when it all kicks off its me and battered against everyone, cos we're the two hardest people on off topic
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:50, Reply)
You certainly are a couple of peas in a pod.
If you are to be paired like a couple of English centreforwards then you will have to be tall. Seeing as Battered is only wee.
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:54, Reply)
i'm 6'4"
we'll be like yoda and grievous, kickin ass
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:56, Reply)
I really don't think so.

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:54, Reply)
yeah we will
the whole tide's turning against us, we'll be at a b45h, you'll say something inappropriate and i'll be like 'back off lads, he's only little'

monty will go to glass you, gonz will be swinging his tesco bag of shit like a mace and swipe will be tied up behind them, waiting to be released like a berserker
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:01, Reply)
I had had to click this. Much as I didn't want to.

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:02, Reply)
You'll be like Zammo and Ro-land out of Grange Hill

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:03, Reply)
nails, we are
fucking nails
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:04, Reply)
I'm just saying no to that.

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:06, Reply)
You don't have to act like a great big star...

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:10, Reply)
It's the only thing he's tall enough to hump.

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:23, Reply)
I'm looking up tips for outlook 2007 so I can make it even easier to spot the important emails
(from my friends) and ignore the boring emails about work.
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:12, Reply)
Can't you just set up rules so that emails from certain senders get diverted to certain folders?

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:13, Reply)
I wanted different coloured flags
but I can't do that apparently, I have to do coloured catergories. GAY
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:19, Reply)
flag or filter, man

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:14, Reply)
Sorry, never used it
Skipped from 2003 to 2010. Set up rules to redirect emails into different folders, then add a shortcut to the folder of emails you want into Favourites?
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:46, Reply)
This^

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:03, Reply)
this afternoon i shall be dreading going to see 'the lucky one' tonight, so it will drag like an industrious whore
alt cos, man
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:13, Reply)
WITH A KNIFE!!1!

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:14, Reply)
Posting contrived, badly crafted and dreadful puns on QOTW.

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:15, Reply)
Mourning Arthur Sioux Veneers
A real gem.
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:18, Reply)

gem bag of shite.
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:21, Reply)
yup, can't top it.

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:21, Reply)
Sadly.
I have avoided the Honda Accord sories of drinking adventures this week.
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:22, Reply)
there was a bird who shagged three men in one night and stole a bowling ball

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:25, Reply)
They were all very attractive though

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:28, Reply)
i would never even think to bring their appearance into it

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:30, Reply)
bowling balls can be very attractive

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:30, Reply)
Bowling balls are good people too.

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:36, Reply)
and have 3 handy orifices for your pleasure

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:43, Reply)
"Bowling ball grip"
Is how I carry my bird home when she's pissed.
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:44, Reply)
Does she have two vaginas?

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:10, Reply)
Yes.
I am one of them.
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:11, Reply)
i like to go for a walk in the national forest that has no cell service

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:24, Reply)
What if you get raped, or attacked by a bear, or you get pinned by a rock and don't have a knife to cut your arm off

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:27, Reply)
I'm talking about the arm that's trapped here

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:28, Reply)
it would be pretty difficult to cut off your good arm if your other arm is trapped

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:30, Reply)
she could be in shock and then'd start hacking off random bits of herself
I don't think she's a woodsman or anything, also if she just turned her phone off it'd be easier to go for a walk that she enjoys
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:34, Reply)
i think arm hacking is the way to go though
if she holds the knife in her mouth and just rubs her arm against it really hard it'll fall off eventually
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:37, Reply)
well it worked on her cock

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:47, Reply)
hate to break it to you, but girls don't have them
:O
:O
:O!
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:52, Reply)
yes they do....
my sister's had loads.
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:05, Reply)
This is your first click from me
assuming you are new
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:08, Reply)
seconded

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:10, Reply)
new-ish....
but with old jokes!
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:16, Reply)
its probably more likely that i will get attacked by a shark in those woods than any of those things happening

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:34, Reply)
In the woods?
Unlikely.
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:36, Reply)
Have you never heard of the Tiger Wood's Shark?

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:38, Reply)
could be a tree-shark
They're migratory.
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:38, Reply)
They folllow the apple blossom south throughout the spring
before mating in the tropical forests of the Congo
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:07, Reply)
yes duh
None of those things are going to happen
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:53, Reply)
I think one of the managers here fancies me.
This should have been mentioned in the colleagues thread. I'm running a little behind today.
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:25, Reply)
whose behind is it?

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:35, Reply)
i am eating my fancy lunch
of pumpkinseed and rapeseed oil flatbreads and spicy houmous. and contemplating which of the 100's of bloody emails in my inbox to tackle next. if the economy is doing well, i'm advising on vacant land clearance strategies, how to get out of restrictive covenants, that sort of thing. if the economy is shite, it's all debt recovery and insolvent strategies.

it's been woe for about the last 3 years. i really do think the whole economy could get off its arse to give me some variety.
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:41, Reply)
Be like your flatbreads, in a manner of speaking.

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:43, Reply)
rapeseed?

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:51, Reply)
Cock snot

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:52, Reply)
don't compliment him
his head will swell. and NOBODY wants to see that.
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:56, Reply)
what? was that a compliment? explain how please?

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:59, Reply)
because it's much better than anything you normally get

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:03, Reply)
i don't understand what is going on at all
cock snot is a compliment and better than wheat i normally get? i'm going home i've had enough of this
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:05, Reply)
careful I've heard the Handy Cross roundabout outside High Wycomb is moving slowly after
there was an accident earlier
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:09, Reply)
i'll go to the pub, its been a stressful day and i need a break

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:10, Reply)
good idea, Yates has £2 a pint on during the day

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:10, Reply)
I am so there!
edit also btw it's Yates's, sorry to be pedantic
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:11, Reply)
You fucking prole

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:19, Reply)
Sounds like By the Way by the RHCP.

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:56, Reply)
It does indeed

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:23, Reply)
i also have thai rice crackers, those dirty orange spicy ones you get in pubs
a lentil and rice salad, the new non-fish sushi mini rice balls... i got a bit confused. i have put the sushi and the salad in the fridge for tomorrow*.


* = one of my colleagues/cleaners to steal, like we work in a student house rather than a massive city office :(
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:53, Reply)
I'd ask the firm for my money back if food started going missing.
Bastard lawyers.
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:58, Reply)
i had a load of designer shampoos and conditioners go missing once
about 150worth. eventually they caught one of the cleaners, but i never saw my money again.
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:04, Reply)
Is unicorn spunk good for your hair?

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:06, Reply)
Only if it is bumming a squirrel at the time

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:12, Reply)
Indubitably.
I use it as hand cream.
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:12, Reply)
Happy finish?

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:13, Reply)
you mean you wank off horny horses

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:13, Reply)
It's a job.
They never have the money though.
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:15, Reply)
A stable job is a good thing

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:22, Reply)
Hahahaha.

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:26, Reply)
We've had a laptop nicked from a cabinet here in work
But the best bit is the company upstairs from us also got stuff nicked but they got the guy on the director's webcam doing it. The director had setup the webcam in his office as whenever he went out someone sneaked in and drew a massive cock on his whiteboard!
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:11, Reply)
Cool story.

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:16, Reply)
Bro

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:17, Reply)
It was one of those mobile whiteboards for meetings and the like.
What he really means is that somebody kept nicking the castors off the bottom and leaving it on bricks. Northern, you see.
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:18, Reply)
Did they get the whiteboard pregnant?
Then it lived in a Council house forever after.
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:24, Reply)
Yes, yes they did

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:24, Reply)
I love a happy ending.
Edit: We had already established that. See above.
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:25, Reply)
Tea and cake
alt: to buy tea and cake
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:05, Reply)
If you're in an office go on a wander and distract other people
you can call it networking or somesuch and you can meddle in someone else's work which is always far more interesting than dealing with your own.
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:19, Reply)
This^
Much better than instant messaging, email or the phone.
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:22, Reply)
Don't forget to carry some paper(s).

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:22, Reply)
A surprise shit is never a good thing

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:23, Reply)
Better than being caught short.
And having to steal a colleague's work apparel to wipe your underneath.
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:25, Reply)
Sage words
Those Simpsons ties are too shiny to get the ringpiece really clean
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:25, Reply)
Reminds me of a rather unsavoury visit I once paid to an English country garden.

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:27, Reply)
* something about suffocating ants *

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:30, Reply)
I have ripped a hole in the crotch of my jeans and am going out straight from work.

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:26, Reply)
to SoHo

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:28, Reply)
pop down to oxfam

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:28, Reply)
Paint your balls blue

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:29, Reply)
No need.
After my conduct at JeffStock they have remained wholly unused.
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:31, Reply)
better out than in

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:31, Reply)
Haha!
I think we need more info on this
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:32, Reply)
No you don't.

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:35, Reply)
Let's open this up to the group
The info, not your crotch
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:35, Reply)
Page 17 of last Wednesday's Daily Mail.

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:35, Reply)
That was just the headlines

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:37, Reply)
What did you do?

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:35, Reply)
He made a tactical decision which, in hindsight, wasn't the best
for his overall strategy of not sleeping in kennels.
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:37, Reply)
^ this

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:49, Reply)
But they have remained attached
which must have been pretty touch and go at one point.
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:36, Reply)

Enough revision for one day, Ithink my brother is getting me a puppy for my birthday. What dogs are cool?
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:35, Reply)
Mine isn't
Cavalier King Charles
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:36, Reply)
I like them!

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:46, Reply)
Actually, ours is cool
Really friendly and a bit daft
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:47, Reply)

My grandma had them all the time I knew her. All white with liver spots before one pure liver one before she died. The liver one was fucking insane!
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:49, Reply)
Ours appears to have AT written in white on his back

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:57, Reply)

at least it's not cat or that would have been a right old mind fuck.
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:58, Reply)
*ponders bleaching*

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:05, Reply)

shave it as a trial run then bleach.
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:07, Reply)
A mong would be cheaper
and funnier.
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:50, Reply)
if you want a mong all you gotta do is fuck your mum

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:55, Reply)
I like this

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:57, Reply)
I think that's AIDS you're talking about.

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:58, Reply)
Huskys.

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:37, Reply)
yeah
absolutely no effort to look after either.
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:43, Reply)
it was a joke about them being used to the cold
Im very witty
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:55, Reply)
rachelswipe

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:38, Reply)
Dead ones. Stuffed.

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:38, Reply)
Having a dog in a student house seems like a sensible course of action

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:39, Reply)
Your mum

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:40, Reply)
Lies
His mum isn't cool. She's hot!
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:40, Reply)
Way to go there, what with him being adopted and all

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:58, Reply)

no one wants me.
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:02, Reply)
pit bull

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:41, Reply)
i hate his "music"

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:41, Reply)
Cockapoo.
Edit: Be careful if Google searching this particular breed.
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:41, Reply)
Just don't ask Gonz. You'll have a never-ending stream of opium-based opinion.

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:42, Reply)
Sorry, what?
Can you even look after yourself, mate?
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:43, Reply)

Do I know you?
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:46, Reply)
If you're lucky, no.

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:50, Reply)

Obviously some sort of uppity cunt. I love O/T.
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:52, Reply)
he's the immature prick with a nickname in his late thirties
who plays hockey and teaches people to be mongs
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:51, Reply)

What dogs do you like Q?
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:53, Reply)
i like all dogs, dogs are great
my girlfriend wants a chocolate lab, but they're dead common

i'd be happy with any dog
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:53, Reply)

I would be upset with any kind of terrier or Jack russell, I don't want a chavy dog like a staffy etc and I don't want a gay dog like a labradoodle. I am thinking collie or spaniel or something.
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:54, Reply)
they're still pretty gay
get a weimaraner
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:56, Reply)

are they the blue looking ones? hang on I'll have a look. Plus I thought he played for Columbia.
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:56, Reply)
No, that's me.

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:16, Reply)
with Columbian

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:22, Reply)

alright papa smurf
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:27, Reply)
Alright Mr Bashy No-show?

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:44, Reply)
collies require a fuckload of walking.
Spaniel would be better unless you're happy walking 5 miles a day.
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:13, Reply)
Be fair, that could be almost anyone here.
except for the hockey bit.
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:53, Reply)
He may be referring to all your posts detailing how you're not a fully functioning literate adult

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:52, Reply)

Yeah 'cause everything on the internet is verbatim innit Rory. It's true though, I've just shit myself.
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:53, Reply)
At least you aint Emvee, it's confessional time on qotw for him
His daddy don't love 'em :'(''''''''''''
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:57, Reply)

It's forming a crust.
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:58, Reply)
Ha ha. Just seen that.

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:00, Reply)
Link please!
I can't find it
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:05, Reply)
He used to tell the school councillor that Luke Skywalker was his dad
how sad is that
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:05, Reply)
Where is it?

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:08, Reply)
It's the run away winner this week, all clicks welcome
www.b3ta.com/questions/morningaftersouvenirs/post1604013#answers-post-1605633
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:10, Reply)
I see James Hutchings has decided to get involved.

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:11, Reply)
Well, that was rather entertaining, Thank you.

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:19, Reply)
Loving the comments to James.

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:21, Reply)
Indeed.

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:23, Reply)
yup.

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:31, Reply)
In replies
b3ta.com/questions/morningaftersouvenirs/post1604013
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:10, Reply)
The rabbit in the pan is the best thing ever
we can stop the internet now.
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:12, Reply)
They must have deleted it as I get a blank b3ta screen.

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:26, Reply)
No it's still there.

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:27, Reply)
Odd. Whose question is it and I will search through.

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:29, Reply)
It's The Resident Loon's.

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:32, Reply)
That's why I can't see owt.
On ignore forever.
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:34, Reply)
He's a right helmet.

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:36, Reply)
That seems fairly sensible.

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:38, Reply)
Is this a new post from the boy?
I can't see owt.
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:10, Reply)
i found it, rory is shit
www.b3ta.com/questions/morningaftersouvenirs/post1605504
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 17:01, Reply)
Nope
it was a rhetorical question. No need to take it personally.
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:08, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:33, Reply)
bees into what, now?

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:40, Reply)
A Westie
Absolutely brilliant.

If I'm sitting reading the paper, mine will grab the paper with her teeth and drag it out of my hands so that she can jump up onto my lap.

She also likes to bring me a present when I get in from work - a squeaky toy, the post, a shoe - anything that comes to hand.
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:53, Reply)
I bet she likes nestling down in your cardigan and Farah slacks.

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:00, Reply)
Jack Russell

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:56, Reply)
French Bulldog, all the way

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:29, Reply)
Labradors.

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:39, Reply)
I just watch episode after episode of The Shield.
I've only got one and a half seasons left, genuinely worried about what I'm going to do once I'm finished.
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:17, Reply)
Open your eyes and drink the steaming mug of tea your mum left you.

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:19, Reply)
Ninja.

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:21, Reply)
No, that's his dad

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:22, Reply)
This was a superior quip, I thought.

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:23, Reply)
You have a point.

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:24, Reply)
I want to go out drinking now.
Can I go now, please? I've done my homework and tidied my room.
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:34, Reply)
I can leave in 25 minutes.

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:35, Reply)
Well that's just great news.
For you.

I can get to the pub for seven.
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:35, Reply)
Bell end.
I had to weigh in on Mr Hutchings.

Told him Amazon gave me a quid to download his book.
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:39, Reply)
psst. you missed an 'o' out of downloaded.

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:43, Reply)
Stop copying me.

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:44, Reply)
Eh?

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:44, Reply)
No, 'O'.

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:45, Reply)
O's. Letter O's.

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:46, Reply)
For the gate.

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:50, Reply)
'Mon Repose'

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:50, Reply)
Technically you said 'downlad' but it's the thought that counts.

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:43, Reply)
Hahahahaha.
What a cunt. Fixed it now.
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:45, Reply)
I'm going to stay in drinking i think.

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:37, Reply)
Giving the old home brew another spin tonight?

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:41, Reply)
Has he got a new girlfriend?

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:42, Reply)
Yes, she just doesn't know it yet.

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:43, Reply)
I'm keeping her placid with my homebrew.

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:54, Reply)
if i worked at EAT, i would undersale the carrot cake and at the end of the day i would scrape off all the topping...
...and have it in one big mouth ful. I can taste white chocolate in it too.
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:47, Reply)
If I worked at EAT, I would delete my account and kill myself.

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:50, Reply)
I would ask that you wait until after Chicken Pot Pie day.
Then, do what you fucking like.
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:57, Reply)
oh my dayz, first offer at double and a half my current wage !!!! even with late starts and flexi time.

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:57, Reply)
Well done.
That'll make new flat lifestyle a lot more comfortable.
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:59, Reply)
excellent!

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 17:41, Reply)
a second job could really help your financial bother

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:59, Reply)

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