I was on public transport yesterday
And this dickhead behind me was going on to his mate about how a fucked a girl last night. Good for you I thought but he went on about how upset he was because he liked her but she just wanted to be fuck buddies. Then he moaned about how she bit him. So the guy gets to have regular sex with a girl he likes who sounds a bit active in the sack, with no commitment and he's fucking complaining, what a twat. And that is what I hate about public transport, the public.

Alt: Tubes like in Futurama

AltAlt: Depends on if its a pint of girly lager or proper beer

AltAltAlt: Because they are insecure about their sexuality.

Can I go home now?
( Peej, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:32, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I think you are projecting when you wish for "tubes"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:35, Reply)

I think you are a bent spastic.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:42, Reply)