The universities and college staff union are striking/picketing/marching today as well, so that's another day off for the students.
PCOs are shit, if you're not capable of joining the plod, then become a traffic warden, at least you get to hang loads of stuff on your bat belt, and a moped to play on.
Alt, fireman, definitely, all day porn watching, very little work, big shiny red truck. Just check Trumpton.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 10 May 2012, 9:17, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Would the students notice?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:27, Reply)

PCSO is a way of getting into the police though, you're a lot more likely to get in if you've spent time as one.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:41, Reply)

They are "thick" coppers.
It's like polishing a turd.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:45, Reply)

With your tongue.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:47, Reply)

Finger and spit.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:48, Reply)

Ah, the 'prison way'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:55, Reply)

Even the proper coppers think they are twats.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:49, Reply)

That's like Jeff Dahmer thinking you are sexually adventurous.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:52, Reply)

Brings a new meaning to "lowest of the low"...
Become a street warden, we have loads of them here, and I don't think even they know their responsibilities.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 10 May 2012, 9:53, Reply)