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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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he should have douched and made himself as clean as possible first
swipe didn't ask about prep, she likes it dirty
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 11:03, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
swipe didn't ask about prep, she likes it dirty
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 11:03, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
is it good form to immediately leave the sex arena to clean the shitty digit?
Or does one carry on, trying not to leave smears on the bedsheets?
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 11:05, Reply)
Or does one carry on, trying not to leave smears on the bedsheets?
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 11:05, Reply)
Just run your hand through her hair, that should get rid of most of it.
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( , Tue 15 May 2012, 11:05, Reply)
option b usually
followed by a mad dash to clean the finger before someone accidentally kisses it or runs their fingers through someones hair
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 11:06, Reply)
followed by a mad dash to clean the finger before someone accidentally kisses it or runs their fingers through someones hair
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 11:06, Reply)
1 positive of having a baby is that ytou always have wet wipes to hand!
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 11:07, Reply)
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 11:07, Reply)
oh man, my gf carries alcohol wipes in her handbag
i'll totally have to remember that next time
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 11:08, Reply)
i'll totally have to remember that next time
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 11:08, Reply)
she is a bit about cleanliness
she'll obsess all night about making sure that her kitchen is spotless
meanwhile she hasn't hoovered or changed her bed for 2 weeks
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 11:18, Reply)
she'll obsess all night about making sure that her kitchen is spotless
meanwhile she hasn't hoovered or changed her bed for 2 weeks
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 11:18, Reply)
I bet if you shone a black light on it it would look like Barrymores face after one of his parties
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 11:19, Reply)
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Don't pretend you didn't just regard the corn as a snacky bonus
and chowed down on it with gusto. He's told everyone that's what you did on 'FB', so don't deny it.
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 11:06, Reply)
and chowed down on it with gusto. He's told everyone that's what you did on 'FB', so don't deny it.
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 11:06, Reply)
Wipe it on her fanny.
That's what I do with your mum and she fucking loves it.
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 11:08, Reply)
That's what I do with your mum and she fucking loves it.
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 11:08, Reply)
Don't you find your finger gets stuck in her matted muff though?
Fucking hell, that thing is at least a 6 on the Gibbons Scale.
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 11:09, Reply)
Fucking hell, that thing is at least a 6 on the Gibbons Scale.
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 11:09, Reply)
Her dreadlocked growler is getting a little out of hand, it's true.
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It bears a striking resemblance to the top of Bob Marley's head
and smells worse
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 11:11, Reply)
and smells worse
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 11:11, Reply)
Also, more often than not it's like Bob Marley's preferred type of donut.
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i preferred naked ape's post
there's something about being so shit it's good
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 11:22, Reply)
there's something about being so shit it's good
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 11:22, Reply)
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