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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So which functions withing office based software sound like songs?
I got "lock the taskbar" sounds like "Rock the Casbar" your turn!
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:46, Reply)
Microsoft binder.
Theme from Minder.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:47, Reply)
Microsoft Binder?
Hellooooo 1996
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:57, Reply)
I have been known to sing parts of 'Cha Cha Slide' under my breath when doing Left & Right commands in Excel
I'm thoroughly ashamed of this.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:48, Reply)
I don't care
I'm listening to a mixtape online and Touch Me, I'm Sick just came on. Such a great song.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:48, Reply)
Mudhoney!!
EDIT:
One To Another - Charlatans just arrived one my speakers

Nice
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:53, Reply)
I know!!!

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:54, Reply)
The Mudhoney/Sir Mixalot from Judgement Night soundtrack is class

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:56, Reply)
That's a surprisingly good soundtrack actually.

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:05, Reply)
One of my favourite listens, that one

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:07, Reply)
how come you guys get to listen to music at work?
i've never worked anywhere that allows it :(

the ex was forever sending me youtube links to various rave tracks; i never did like to admit that i couldn't view them at work, so ended up saying anodyne things like "mmm, great piano there".
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:56, Reply)
Working from home FTW

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:57, Reply)
Are you posting naked again, sporto?

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:01, Reply)
NO
yes
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:07, Reply)
I just shut my office door
and I can pretty much do what I want. Even that.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:59, Reply)
You're on here naked again, aren't you?

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:01, Reply)
JINX!!!

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:01, Reply)
Bastard.

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:01, Reply)
*Gives AA a dead arm*

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:03, Reply)
Why have you got his mum's arm?

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:05, Reply)
I use it for wanking

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:07, Reply)
you'll go blind if you keep that up

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:07, Reply)
The factory here is allowed the radio on
However, as they only tend to have Radio 1 or Silk FM on, the music is almost entirely shite.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:00, Reply)
you have a entire factory to print secruity cards?

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:02, Reply)
Are you Rapanese?

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:02, Reply)
Best of all the Eastern hip hop

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:04, Reply)
Are you posting again, Naked?

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:05, Reply)
Hahaha

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:06, Reply)
yes, despite all the h8ers
i vow to carry on to the death
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:06, Reply)
fingers crossed

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:07, Reply)
JUST TWO HOURS TO GO, PEOPLE!!!
Say what you like about the influx of Romanian criminals to London, their hitmen are fucking cheap.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:09, Reply)
We print loads of different types of cards, several million per year.

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:09, Reply)
Is Silk FM the jazz one?

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:02, Reply)
no, it's macclesfield's local cheesefest

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:05, Reply)
+utter shite

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:09, Reply)
I might have a day out in Macc.
I've only ever driven through it, what's there of interest?
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:11, Reply)
Nothing.

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:11, Reply)
Apart from your good self.

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:12, Reply)
This is true

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:15, Reply)
I recall you saying how easy it was to get laid in Macc.
So there's hope for me yet.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:17, Reply)
It's the in-house radio station at the Old Bailey LOLOLOLOLOL

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:06, Reply)
or 'this is amongst Marc Almond's finest, I agree'
or 'Wham! really were great weren't they?'

or 'wow, no wonder they called them Bronski BEAT, this one's really infectious (like your AIDS you gay cunt)'

or 'do they even have YMCAs any more?'

ETC ETC
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:02, Reply)
haha
aye sir, thou hath a pretty wit
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:05, Reply)
I saw Soft Cell supporting The Vibrators.
Rather a strange pairing.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:16, Reply)
I bet you did, you fucking pervert

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:18, Reply)
I think the original support pulled out at the last minute.
And Soft Cell were available. This was just before Tainted Love.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:19, Reply)
Coitus interruptus lolz

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:22, Reply)
My brother used to have the single of that.
It's their only memorable number if you ask me.

He went to see them at the Camden Palace or fucking 'Koko' or whatever they call it these days performing 'Superfuzz Bigmuff' in its entirety. The gig was over by about 8:30pm and everyone had to leave for a different night to start.

The same thing happened to me when I was a kid and went to see Swans at the Astoria. After the show the night turned into legendary Acid House night 'The Trip' which I saw some of but had to leave because I had school in the morning.

I'm so fucking cool, me.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:57, Reply)
They did struggle to top it
which is a shame as it was their first single, I think.
I missed the Superfuzz Bigmuff gig, but saw Dinosaur Jr performing You're Living All Over Me at the same venue.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:01, Reply)
I've little time for them to be honest.
cf Sonic Youth, Birthday Party, My Bloody Valentine etc etc. Benders.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:03, Reply)
Well you can't be right about music all the time, Monty.

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:05, Reply)
....says Andy Kershaw and the fucking Bundhu Boys.

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:06, Reply)
*leaves Isle of Man*

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:09, Reply)

all the time
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:08, Reply)
Paddington gave the man one of his especially hard stares.

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:10, Reply)
Paddington is the coolest of literary bears.
He'd kick Sweep's arse.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:22, Reply)
I'm with you on this - not all of us here would agree, though.
Kroney, for example is more of a Pooh fan.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:25, Reply)
Isn't Sweep a dog?

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:31, Reply)
Yes.
And of the TV persuasion, rather than literature.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:39, Reply)
He cross-dresses??

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:41, Reply)
Sooty sorry.
And Soo is a bear too.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:42, Reply)
I did some cross dressing this morning.
It consisted of stomping around grumbling "who's nicked all me fucking socks?"
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:47, Reply)
You have special socks for sex?

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:56, Reply)
i just can't, i just can't, i just can't ctrl+alt+delete

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:49, Reply)
This was made as a joke thread but so far it's the best thread this week by far.

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:51, Reply)
give it time
naked ape and battered are bound to ruin it before it gets to 50 posts
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:52, Reply)
And so the cycle continues.

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:55, Reply)
You've got the formulas, i've got the remedy

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:57, Reply)
:(((((((((

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:59, Reply)
You need to lose some of those chins fatty.

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:02, Reply)
I am as lithe and svelte as a gazelle

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:05, Reply)
and I'm loooooooooooooooooooooooosing CTRL

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:56, Reply)
Comfortably Num Lock

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:58, Reply)
Word
to your mother
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:59, Reply)
I Got The Powerpoint

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:01, Reply)
WordArt, everybody say
when you hear the call you gotta get it on on your way, WordArt
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:03, Reply)
Like

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:11, Reply)
Justify my love

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:01, Reply)
you were the wind beneath my wingdings

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:06, Reply)
The times new romans are a changing.

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:07, Reply)
genuine dining room lols

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:08, Reply)
A B C, easy as Lotus 1 2 3

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:09, Reply)
Do you come from a LAN down under?

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:09, Reply)
hahahaha!
I like this one
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:11, Reply)
Me too...
clearly got their kicks on router 66
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:14, Reply)
haha!

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:16, Reply)
Always Outlook On The Bright Side Of Life

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:10, Reply)
'return' to sender ahahahahafuck off.

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:12, Reply)
i thought of this one too, Send is also a function, you're good at this

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:13, Reply)
I'm a fucken computer whizz-kid, Q.
I'm one of those 'hacktivists'.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:14, Reply)
<ENTER> Sandman

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:13, Reply)
whoa-oh, we're halfway there, whoa-oh, add another layer

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:12, Reply)
She's Lost Control Panel

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:13, Reply)
Start - Run - control
That'll sort that
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:15, Reply)
Errrr
'OK (my) Computer'?

This is shit.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:14, Reply)
You're just shit at it.
some of these are gems.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:15, Reply)
You aren't wrong there
Bong eye is very over-rated
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:15, Reply)
I call them 'Lazy-o-Eye'
because I'm, you know, really funny and that?
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:17, Reply)
Who told you this?

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:17, Reply)
I heard myself calling them that, so know I do, for sure.

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:18, Reply)
Thanks Yoda

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:19, Reply)
When 900 years old you reach
look like an abandoned Hawkwind roadie you will not.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:19, Reply)
SQL Of Life

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:15, Reply)
Stand and DELLiver

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:16, Reply)
You've got to search for the Nero inside yourself

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:17, Reply)
SQL Dorado come and play, SQL Dorado step this way

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:21, Reply)
I pronounce it SQueaL
just to be annoying.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:24, Reply)
She wore a teeny weeny yellow polka dot matrix bikini.
Stairway to Windows 7.
You're so Sage (you probably think this software's about you).
Itunes shot the sheriff.
The Powerpoint of love.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:17, Reply)
see?
ruined it
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:19, Reply)
ha ha

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:28, Reply)
UNDO do doo, c'mon and do the congazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:17, Reply)
*sings*
Adobe-do-be-doooo
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:18, Reply)
Domain That Sold the World
One for Monty, there.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:19, Reply)
'delete' your account and kill yourself.
One for you, there.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:20, Reply)
He could listen to pearl jam Backspace-r
while he does it
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:21, Reply)
*points*

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:23, Reply)
ouch

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:21, Reply)
Java java java java java chameleooonnnn

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:19, Reply)
Ethergood, ethergood ahhhh ahhhh
He's ethernet-good
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:20, Reply)
Our survey said
X
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:21, Reply)
fuck your survey right in the ear you Bolton bender

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:21, Reply)
Fuck me
it doesn't fit, it doesn't scan, it's perfect.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:21, Reply)
You're my new favourite

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:22, Reply)
That last line's a car crash.

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:25, Reply)
V.I.S.I.O

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:23, Reply)
hahaha!
Class
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:23, Reply)
OneNote, we get to share it

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:23, Reply)
band name
the Trim Zones, Review
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:23, Reply)
"Help"...
It looks like you're trying to sing a song, would you like help with that?

o- Yes
o- No, just fuck off!
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:27, Reply)
1love92.1blood68.0.1life we gotta carry each other

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:26, Reply)
Oh man, I really want to join in with this
but I can't think of any puns. And I'm stuck with my own stupid earworm that I haven't been able to shake since I woke up.

At the moment, I can offer you Christina Aguilera 'QWERRRTY' but that's it.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:28, Reply)
That's pretty good.

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:28, Reply)
When you say good
do you mean fucking shit?
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:30, Reply)
I should imagine so.
I really am a fearful bore.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:33, Reply)
I'm not scared of you.

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:34, Reply)
Nope, I thought it was pretty good,
I'm not always lying online.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:34, Reply)
i am always lying online but i actually thought it was pretty good too
but i'm not clicking it on principle, and in this instance i'm not lying
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:35, Reply)
It may surprise you to learn
that I don't give a flying fuck whether anyone clicks one of my posts. I don't ever look at the popular page.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:39, Reply)
calm it, graverobber
i was taking the piss
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:40, Reply)
Clicken dis

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:40, Reply)
i like this
b3th on the other hand can shove it
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:29, Reply)
Where did you come from
Where did you go?
Where did you come from
COTTON iPHONE!

\o/
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:29, Reply)
DYAAKY

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:31, Reply)
The FINAL (=COUNT)DOOOOOWN
doodle doodoooo
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:32, Reply)
I'm the the firestarter, I'm the instigator, calculator.

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:35, Reply)
TBASE in the place, London

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:37, Reply)
It's Raining Menu

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:43, Reply)
The start of 'How To Save A Life', by The Fray
"F1, you say we need to talk"
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:29, Reply)
emo

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:30, Reply)
Homo

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:30, Reply)
lets call the whole thing off

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:13, Reply)
it's already been done, but
F2-2-2-2, come on and do the conga

tot mutte
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:31, Reply)
End of the Road

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:30, Reply)
Our Mouse

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:35, Reply)
Bring your daughter, Bring your daughter
bring your daughter to the Alt Gr
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:36, Reply)
same band
afRAID of the dark
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:38, Reply)
hahaha!
Menkle!
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:52, Reply)
I've got the keyboard, I've got the secret.

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:36, Reply)
(scrapes bin)
Wherever I Lay My MouseMat, That's My Home
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:37, Reply)
Never Mind The Scroll Locks

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:54, Reply)
worst thread ever

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:59, Reply)
totally

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:01, Reply)
New one please
See if you can avoid it being:
a) bent
b) spasticated
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:02, Reply)
You're the worst thread ever!

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:04, Reply)
i'd say it's one of the best
til b3th ruined it
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:06, Reply)
fucking hell, this isn't a pun thread!
you people make me sick.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:09, Reply)
there were highlights, mmps
sure most people here couldn't do it but we had some good times
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:10, Reply)
it turns my stomach Q, it really does.

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:11, Reply)
you just can't stop stop stop dr-lete

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:14, Reply)
what's love got to dos with it.

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:24, Reply)
anyone do Return of the Mac yet?

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:11, Reply)
nope, not yet.

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:27, Reply)

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