Alright?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:56, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Not too bad, sonny Jim. You?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:56, Reply)

I thought I would open up a MONSTER thread for friday

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:57, Reply)

Best of luck with that.
Anyone with any sense is already rolling around in the gutter half strangled with bunting and lightly doused in a delightful cocktail of their own urine and beer.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:59, Reply)

I'm in the mood to start on that soon, but not till I've cooked

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:00, Reply)

I've troughed at work,
so it's pub at 6pm.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:01, Reply)

I'm off to a swanky members club
and then to a restaurant in Paddington Basin.

That reminds me of school, the ULTIMATE INSULT was to say someone's haircut was a 'basin' ie bowlcut. This was pre 'indie' obv.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:02, Reply)

Does that mean you're going to see your girlfriend at work/

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:05, Reply)

He's going to beg for change outside,
and maybe sell a few Big Issues.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:06, Reply)

Initially yes, for free beers until she's finished.
Then off to her old work for a discounted dinner.

STOP SPOILING MY SELF-AGGRANDISEMENT YOU CUNT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:09, Reply)

I'd like to go to the club and get free beers.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:11, Reply)

What fucking club would allow you to join?
Hippy.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:06, Reply)

A club full of total "members"

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:07, Reply)

'The Cool Gang'
I'm the president. And secretary. And etc.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:10, Reply)

He's Kool and The Gang.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qchPLaiKocI&feature=relmfu

The guy in the red suit.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:14, Reply)

Doubles as Micheal jackson
Cherish the glove
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:54, Reply)

Those were the days.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:03, Reply)

The ultimate insult at our school was "Bummer", fighting talk.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:15, Reply)

..................my freind I thought they'd never end........

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:16, Reply)

I was hungover to fuck earlier.
I went for a walk and was feeling too shit to even consider buying stuff I didn't need.

So I've saved a few quid.

Busy weekend ahead?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:58, Reply)

Street party?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:59, Reply)

Nah not really*.
You?

*Out this evening, Len in the morning and then ???? PROFIT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:00, Reply)

I'm thinking of going on a day trip.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:01, Reply)

Bangor?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:02, Reply)

I barely knew her or some shitty answer to that town name.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:04, Reply)

Nah, it costs over a quid these days.
Might just head to the station and jump on the first train to somewhere that isn't shit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:05, Reply)

I hear London is lovely this time of year.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:08, Reply)

Won't you get in trouble if I turn up and lead you astray?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:09, Reply)

Possibly.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:10, Reply)

Well we can't have that.
Probably best I let you enjoy a quite one.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:12, Reply)

Are you gay?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:15, Reply)

Son? Is that you.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:22, Reply)

Yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:32, Reply)

I'm doing a Micheal Jai White film session tonight

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:04, Reply)

So, you're Bobby then?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:14, Reply)

who's bobby?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:17, Reply)

I don't know who Michael Jai White is do I?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:23, Reply)

Q says he played Spawn so yes I do know who he is.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:30, Reply)

You should do, he's been in a fair few films I'd have thought you'd have seen
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Jai_White
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:30, Reply)

GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Wiki gets it so wrong :- He played a samurai in Kill Bill Vol. 2, although his role was cut from the theatrical release.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:57, Reply)

Good plan.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:15, Reply)

I think....
Blood and bone

Never back down

Black Dynamite
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:19, Reply)

Spawn
The Dark Knight
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:21, Reply)

Spawns not on the list

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:28, Reply)