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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It's OK, I'm safe.
Just out of the shower. My locks are shorn and once again, you can barely make out the grey at the sides of me heed.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:07, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
Just out of the shower. My locks are shorn and once again, you can barely make out the grey at the sides of me heed.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:07, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
It hasn't got "your cock" written on it in marker pen.
Jeff could explain. If he were here.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:15, Reply)
Jeff could explain. If he were here.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:15, Reply)
Scandalous
assertion.
But correct.
He's up the erse of a miniture poodle as we speak.
If only he had the sense to pick a friendly bulldog, who smirks while singing the national anthem, and having two claws giving it lady behind his back. As well as having a wank beneath the desk, with the other paw, obviously.
And being rogered senseless, by a psycopathic bull pit terrier.
And a grateful recipient.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:35, Reply)
assertion.
But correct.
He's up the erse of a miniture poodle as we speak.
If only he had the sense to pick a friendly bulldog, who smirks while singing the national anthem, and having two claws giving it lady behind his back. As well as having a wank beneath the desk, with the other paw, obviously.
And being rogered senseless, by a psycopathic bull pit terrier.
And a grateful recipient.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:35, Reply)
Is
that the big black bloke with dreadlocks?
He looked very confused and tried to give me three ounces of what I think was oregano.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:20, Reply)
that the big black bloke with dreadlocks?
He looked very confused and tried to give me three ounces of what I think was oregano.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:20, Reply)
Lighty
I jest.
It was pretty good, as oregano goes, but the Greek salad was ruined.
And when I say Greek, I don't mean Greek.
Eh, probably.
Good God, it's time for bed.
Where's Hercules? Sometimes he hides behind tower blocks, the fucker.
COME HERE, BASTARD! Put those claws away.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 1:10, Reply)
I jest.
It was pretty good, as oregano goes, but the Greek salad was ruined.
And when I say Greek, I don't mean Greek.
Eh, probably.
Good God, it's time for bed.
Where's Hercules? Sometimes he hides behind tower blocks, the fucker.
COME HERE, BASTARD! Put those claws away.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 1:10, Reply)
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