I spent most of it avoiding flag-waving cunts
Fri - went to the gym, good start to the weekend
Sat - went to the gym, keeping up the good work. Then unfortunately got smashed and ate 10,000 cals at the Greek restaurant
Sun - went up to Gloucestershire with the ex for the day, where everything went further wrong when my innocent order of veggie lasagne turned out to be a slab of butternut squash and goats cheese vegetable lasagne that could have fed Italy - I managed about 1/3 of it - the skinny ex packed the rest away along with his roast. Amazing food if anyone is up that way and needs a rec. Then got smashed til 5.30am with him.
Mon - breakfast with ex, dropped him at work, went to barristers' party on roof terrace overlooking coldplay gig
Tue - went over to ex's, cooked fajitas and just chilled out til about midnight
Wed - overslept and am now procrastinating further

See, this is what happens when you ask questions without thinking or caring about the answers!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 8:37, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You should have gone to Edinburgh. Hardly a flag in sight and no celebrations. Result.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 8:38, Reply)

Slightly longer drive though
I wanted to go abroad for the day, but literally every cunting city was raining!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 8:40, Reply)

Flew up. Piece of piss.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 8:46, Reply)

pi a

+ cruising for a
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 8:48, Reply)

Was that really worth the effort? 1/10.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 8:54, Reply)

Soz Darth.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 8:57, Reply)

Your posts are even more shit than usual this morning. I didn't think that was possible.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 8:58, Reply)

for an ex it sho nuff does sound like you two are still going out

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 8:41, Reply)

She's a fucking idiot still clinging onto the folorn hope
that if she tries hard enough he will stop being

a) a selfish and slightly unhinged narcissist and
b) a homosexual
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 8:43, Reply)

I think you are confusing Swipe with Lusty.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 8:44, Reply)

I think you are an awful wanker.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 8:45, Reply)

thanks bbz

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 8:53, Reply)

hugz 4 u lol

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 8:53, Reply)

Of all the things I'd hate to be awful at, it would be that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 8:55, Reply)

Imagine putting in all that practice only to still be rubbish.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 8:57, Reply)

It's a sorry state of affairs.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:03, Reply)

I'll take a guess, that no man believes he is rubbish at wanking.
Probably no woman either.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:07, Reply)

I bet a fair few people have claimed to be rubbish in order to get someone else to do it for them, though.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:13, Reply)

Its just not the same though.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:18, Reply)

Monty speaks the truth
Urgh!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 8:45, Reply)

Sort it out FFS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 8:47, Reply)

^what bitchtits said.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 8:49, Reply)

My thoughts exactly!
Either you're keeping him hanging on or vice versa.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 8:45, Reply)

:(
In my defence I was supposed to have gone up north but had a row with my dad!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 8:46, Reply)

Shirley a lady with your social circle could've blagged an invite somewhere...
..Without having to grab the Gym-bunny (possibly gay but confirmed narcissistic) ex!
You could've come to the Midlands and watched Pooflake and me get monumentally pissed - gotta be better than Coldplay.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:02, Reply)

Captain you buttmunch!...

Are you cocking orf to Manc land then today? to give those anorak-wearing pillheads a taste of your good old British spunk?
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:55, Reply)

Poor you.
Coldplay are shit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 8:43, Reply)

Innit doe

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 8:44, Reply)