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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Morning
I spent the weekend annoying people by being grumpy about the Jubilee. One of my oldest friends husbands defriended me on FB after saying how he wished 'all lefties would take their tatty jeans and dirty roll ups and fucking fuck off'. So that's pretty much how I plan to dress when we all get together in August.

I also saw Prometheus and it makes less sense than any film I have ever seen that wasn't trying to not make sense. What a crock of self important, po faced shit it was.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 8:54, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

t was am
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 8:55, Reply)
Fuck me, I had a hard time working that one out.
None so blind as those who wish not to see, and all that.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 8:57, Reply)
You've been robbed of President Kinnock
that's got a ring to it you'll have to admit
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:05, Reply)
Oh fuck.
God Save The Queen!
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:07, Reply)
He would've been a shoe in
That clan have done amazingly well out of all being non productive windbags
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:09, Reply)
This is the biggest problem for a british republican.
Who do you have as president / head of state?
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:09, Reply)
Nick Griffin.

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:10, Reply)
Cunt

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:11, Reply)
Too left wing.

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:11, Reply)
He really is. Fucking pussy.

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:12, Reply)
Kilroy

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:10, Reply)
Orange Cunt

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:11, Reply)
Ian Paisley?

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:12, Reply)
Shouty orange cunt

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:12, Reply)
Jordan

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:13, Reply)
Brainless shouty orange cunt

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:13, Reply)
oompah loompah!
EDIT oh shit, soz i thought you were battered
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:29, Reply)
Ant and/or Dec

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:10, Reply)
Cunt and /or cunts

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:11, Reply)
Me.

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:11, Reply)
Cunt

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:12, Reply)
Obvious post is obvious.

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:12, Reply)
Cunt is cunt.

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:13, Reply)
Presidency is pretty pointless.
If they removed the majority of assets and kept the payroll down to the head of state and their immediate successor in title I don't believe anyone could have a legitimate gripe
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:13, Reply)
You are probably right.

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:16, Reply)
rory lyon for president!

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:23, Reply)
Fucking hell that's a scary thought.

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:25, Reply)
battered for reaching things on lower shelves and then getting angry about it!

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:27, Reply)
poor kid always left with thirdsies on the wank mags cos he never had a chance to steal any from the newsagents

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:42, Reply)
more like turdsies

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:43, Reply)
Ridley Scot
so that he's too busy to make a sequel to Prometheus.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:24, Reply)
wouldn't a sequel to prmotheus
just be Alien?
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:25, Reply)
Apparently not.
judging by the interviews I've read.

Anyway, that presupposes that it has any direct relation to Alien, which apart from one pointless scene at the very end, it really doesn't have.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:28, Reply)
yeah well so's your dad

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:29, Reply)
Alien is shit.
What a tedious pile of space-wank.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:34, Reply)
It's really not.
Although my problems with Prometheus have nothing to do with the fact that it's supposed to be related to Alien. They are to do with the fact that it's shoddily made, badly structured, poorly characterised, nonsensical horsehit that seems to think it's saying something profound but in reality is like one of those rambling idiots that stand outside shopiing centres waving a bible and saying things like 'All sins are equal in God's eyes, from stealing a bar of chocolate to raping a child'*

*verbatim from the fucker who stands at the top of Southend High Street.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:37, Reply)
Alien is shit.

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:39, Reply)
Yeah, well, so's your dad.
(Thanks, Quinten)
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:46, Reply)
Haha scarpe reviews Star Wars !! lol

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:39, Reply)
bobby was rambling about light sabres yesterday
he's thirty
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:40, Reply)
that's probably a bit old for his first light sabre
much darkness there is in him
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:41, Reply)
STRIKETHROUGH GOLD !!!
dark fat
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:44, Reply)
I thought he was a about 22

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:51, Reply)
hE'S LIVED LIFE MAN
AND BY THAT I MEAN HE'S PLAYED A LOT OF COMPUTER GAMES IN HIS ROOM
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:54, Reply)
this is the very best way to get life experience
ONLINE
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:04, Reply)
Ha.
I'm not as geeky as this is making me sound, I swear. It's just that it's genuinely bad, bad film making.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:46, Reply)
A book is genuinely bad film making

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:53, Reply)
It does, it has the presence of the space jcckey
but then it spoils it by not having the engineer die in his chair, which is how it was found in Alien.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:50, Reply)
Yeah, but it's set on a different bloody planet, so even that makes no sense.

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:55, Reply)
No it isn't
At least, not according to IMDB.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:57, Reply)
It is, it's given a different name in the film.
Edit: I'll give it the benefit of the doubt and say that's just a continuity error, but it's a pretty fucking huge one if it is.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:58, Reply)
or they just change the name of the planet
or if you'd been paying attention you'd know it was a fucken MOON they went to

you'd be a lot more interesting with a pint inside you
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:01, Reply)
+OF MY SEMEN

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:01, Reply)
Marc Almond lolz

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:04, Reply)
but scarpe
why don't all lefties take their tatty jeans and dirty roll ups and fucking fuck off?
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:08, Reply)
They've all been rounded up and used as slave labour as security for the pageant.
and then 'disappeared'.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:15, Reply)
If Liz or the Duke of Edinburgh die this Summer,
it'll go down officially as the worst Summer ever for telly. Jubilee, Funeral(s), AND the fucking Olympics. Awful.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:45, Reply)
This is a very good point.

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:50, Reply)
you forget euro football
although there will be some lolracism, which was missing from the Jubilee once the Duke went to Hospital
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:52, Reply)
Wimbledon too,
although this is a yearly torment. Andy Murray is the new Tim Henman. Although not as posh.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:55, Reply)
Or as English.

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:56, Reply)
Well he's from the land of the Jockanese. That's as good.

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:57, Reply)
If he wins.

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:58, Reply)
Which he won't.

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:01, Reply)
Because he's shit.

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:04, Reply)

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