What are your fave things to do on a sunny day?
There is a particularly nice pub on the river in Yalding, Kent. Lovely grassy riverbank. Perfect. Nothing better than a relaxing lunch and eleventy pints.

Alt: Speed boats! How fucking awesome are they?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 13:15, 51 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Do you have any favourite things that don't involve eleventy pints?
Just wondering.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 13:17, Reply)

Diving.
I can't drink underwater or at all during the day whilst doing it.

Other than that, no.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 13:20, Reply)

Must be difficult diving
when you're vibrating like a guitar string from the DTs.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 13:24, Reply)

That's what Nitrox is for.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Your mum
Of course.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 13:18, Reply)

'Course. Goes with out saying.
She'd be disappointed if you didn't.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 13:21, Reply)

Stay indoors playing computer games
nassssty ssssun, it burrrrnsss usss
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 13:19, Reply)

*plugs SNES in to extension and takes it outside*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 13:22, Reply)

Fucking SNES? What, is it 1996 again?
Also, you wouldn't be able to see the screen through the glare.

Think man, will you?
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 13:23, Reply)

What are the kids playing these days then? Dreamcast?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 13:32, Reply)

Atari 2600

( Kroney, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 13:38, Reply)

Stop! While I reset the Atari.
*oldskoollols*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 13:40, Reply)

What sunny day?
Where the hell are you where it's sunny?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 13:24, Reply)

I am just remembering those halcyon days of March!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 13:32, Reply)

A spot of cricket
Followed by a few pints and a BBQ.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 11 Jun 2012, 13:25, Reply)

Nice.
Leather on willow etc. Eleventy pints.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Alt: tell that to Kirsty MacColl.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 13:29, Reply)

find an isolated spot somewhere like kew or richmond park
eat a lot of picnic food

lie in the sun

PROFIT

yes. i would like a speed boat, please. on the caribbean if possible, ta.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Good call.
Nice bottle of Mersault chilling in a babbling brook.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 13:34, Reply)

i was fooling around under a blanket with the ex at kew last year
when a flock of those wild parakeets flew overhead and landed in the tree almost on top of us. i was much more excited by this and forgot all about him. they are so so cute.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 13:36, Reply)

Finger pie?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 13:41, Reply)

Poking him with a sausage
in a doomed attempt to get him interested in her, I expect.

"See? I've got a willy too! See? OOOH PARAKEETS!"
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 13:43, Reply)

no, they're not finger-tame, they're wild
silly stunned
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 13:43, Reply)

No, I meant was he "cooking some noodles".
Hahahaha.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 13:45, Reply)

why do i not understand this metaphor?
someone draw me a picture
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 13:46, Reply)

his fingers are the pasta and your "garden" is the salted water.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 13:50, Reply)

You've got that slightly wrong.
His penis is the pasta viz. spaghetti.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 13:54, Reply)

Oh, I thought it would be because if you spunk into boiling water, it would go like egg whites and go all stringy.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 13:59, Reply)

oh
i was thinking about something a bit more vigorous
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 14:01, Reply)

You'll have to draw me a picture..

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 14:04, Reply)

Picnics
I know that outdoor eating shouldn't be at all extraordinary, but I bloody love picnics. With booze, book and ipod, ideally. Or a bike ride, if I could get any fucker to come with me.
(berk, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Bike ride AND a picnic ftw.
There had better be some CAKE in this picnic.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 13:35, Reply)

This is OT, there's always fucking cake.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jun 2012, 13:39, Reply)

Quite right, DG.
What sort of world would it be without cake? A poorer one, that's what sort!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 13:41, Reply)

Lolfatties of the board unite!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jun 2012, 13:43, Reply)

a thinner one?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 13:43, Reply)

But then who would die of obesity related illnesses?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 13:46, Reply)

The povvos.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jun 2012, 13:55, Reply)

Yeah, but it's a bit boring and miserable on your own
and DG is right. There is always cake.
(berk, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 13:47, Reply)

buy a tandem
"at last! a bicycle for two!"

this is only funny if you speak latin.

and even then, not really.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 13:37, Reply)

clearly nobody here is conversant in latin
bunch of plebs
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 13:46, Reply)

tandem! a habebat vehentem duobus!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 13:49, Reply)

phew

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 14:01, Reply)

That isn't funny.
Soz.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 14:02, Reply)

Beer and BBQ

( Peej, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 13:37, Reply)

A nice cold beer and FULL responsibility of the meat cooking.
Respect my authoritah!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 13:47, Reply)

^^this

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 14:02, Reply)

You need some of those long tongs or you end up
with a bad case of cooked hand. Although the beer usually helps to numb this.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 14:03, Reply)

kite flying, out on the bikes, picnic/bbq
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 13:48, Reply)

I've never flown a kite, been as high as one on more than one occasion.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 14:09, Reply)

It's bloody good fun, we attached a camera to one the other day,took 400 pictures, only three were good.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 14:15, Reply)