Good call.
Nice bottle of Mersault chilling in a babbling brook.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 13:34, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

i was fooling around under a blanket with the ex at kew last year
when a flock of those wild parakeets flew overhead and landed in the tree almost on top of us. i was much more excited by this and forgot all about him. they are so so cute.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 13:36, Reply)

Finger pie?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 13:41, Reply)

Poking him with a sausage
in a doomed attempt to get him interested in her, I expect.

"See? I've got a willy too! See? OOOH PARAKEETS!"
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 13:43, Reply)

no, they're not finger-tame, they're wild
silly stunned
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 13:43, Reply)

No, I meant was he "cooking some noodles".
Hahahaha.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 13:45, Reply)

why do i not understand this metaphor?
someone draw me a picture
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 13:46, Reply)

his fingers are the pasta and your "garden" is the salted water.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 13:50, Reply)

You've got that slightly wrong.
His penis is the pasta viz. spaghetti.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 13:54, Reply)

Oh, I thought it would be because if you spunk into boiling water, it would go like egg whites and go all stringy.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 13:59, Reply)

oh
i was thinking about something a bit more vigorous
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 14:01, Reply)

You'll have to draw me a picture..

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 14:04, Reply)