People in caravans could probably do with a wash. Smelly gypsy cunts.
Yes. Father's Day will be recognised. I will receive presents and do what the hell I like.

Alt: Stick your Red Dwarf up your rusty sheriff's badge.

AltAlt: It is exactly 73 years today since Adolf Hitler and Benito Mussolini meet in Venice, Italy; Mussolini later describes the German dictator as "a silly little monkey".
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 8:38, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Talk on R4 news this morning
about potential legal changes to help enforce court orders like mine. It appears to have been acknowledged that frequently bitchez freeze out their ex partners and there's not really much that happens about it. Might do me some good.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 8:42, Reply)

I heard that. No indication of how quickly it will come in to force though. Good news for you nonetheless.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 8:43, Reply)

Just to hear someone saying that it can be shit for fathers when they want to be involved
but are dealing with a vengeful ex is a massive step forward.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 8:48, Reply)

Time to dust off the old Batman costume.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 8:44, Reply)

I sold it for drugs :o(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 8:48, Reply)

Mange tout, Rodney, mange tout.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 8:49, Reply)

HE FALLS THROUGH THE BAR!!!11!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 8:51, Reply)

I heard this too.
There seems to be some concern that if mummy is sent to prison, daddy will look bad in the eyes of the infant.

Do you want that Monty? Do you?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 8:48, Reply)

Prison is too good for some people.
I watched a great doc on the history of capital punishment on Monday - one of the legal people interviewed was called Harry Potter, the poor cunt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 8:51, Reply)

Yes, I saw that. He should sue that JK Rowling person.
I wish there had been more footage of the main subject though.

In other gruseome news, Anthony Beevor's new book about WW2 reveals that the japenese used to keep POWs alive, and eat them when they got a bit peckish. Not just for ritualistic purposes, but as a sanctioned form of food supply. This news was suppressed at the war crimes trials as being too gross for the allied victim's families.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:07, Reply)

That is WAY COOOL.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:11, Reply)

Apparently, the nips preffered the taste of indian POWs
More spicy I suppose.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:15, Reply)

This is the best thing I've heard in ages.
I am v fascinated.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:23, Reply)

I'm waiting for Amazon to deliver.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:27, Reply)

an Indian POW?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 10:01, Reply)

Less
They velly lully with lice.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 10:18, Reply)

Alt alt: the fucking cheek of it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 8:43, Reply)

Also upsetting is that it is 15 years today since a jury sentenced Timothy McVeigh to death for his part in the 1995 Oklahoma City bombing.
wikipedia is ace.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 8:45, Reply)

Wiv da anglez

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 8:49, Reply)