Michael Bay creates monstrosities that the proles call movies
but those of us who are "in to film" see them for what they really are.
( Peej, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:23, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

*lowers half-moon specs*
I see....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:26, Reply)

In his defence, not EVERY film he's been involved in has been awful

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:29, Reply)

Just the ones he's directed
except Playboy Video Centerfold: Kerri Kendall, that was OK
( Peej, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:37, Reply)

Bad Boys and Armageddon were good films

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:54, Reply)

Armageddon was an absolute massive pile of shit
"We don't wanna pay taxes again, ever." Oh what a fucking awesome line Michael Bay, Don't wanna pay taxes? Fuck that. How much tax would they pay over the course of their life? They'd be better off asking for a wheel barrow full of hundred dollar bills with a hooker on top.
( Peej, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 10:58, Reply)

Also hahahaha
www.imdb.com/list/pOUNLxqRvfQ/
( Peej, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:37, Reply)

How is Uwe Boll only 23rd?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:47, Reply)