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As a FUCKING GIGANTIC FAN of not-shit threads I'm staying away from that last one.
Question: why is it SO SHIT on here? I mean normally I'd blame CQ but since he's done the decent thing and committed internet seppuku I can't do that any more. So whose fault is it?

Alt Disney: Who are worse, Russians or Israelis?
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:07, 163 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Hello!

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:09, Reply)
Called it.

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:10, Reply)
have an internet medal

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:13, Reply)
Hi-yaaaaa!

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:10, Reply)
Naked Ape is back
he'll reply to this thread trying to be funny and the entire internet will collectivley die a little inside.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:09, Reply)
How you were able to predict this I CANNOT FATHOM.

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:10, Reply)
this is the worst thing that's ever happened to me

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:12, Reply)
WE NEED FRESH BLOOD!!

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:12, Reply)
Good idea.
Nakers, cut your arm off.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:14, Reply)
my typing might go downhill

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:15, Reply)
Unlike your gardening

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:23, Reply)
We are always so welcoming to fresh blood too,
I can't imagine why they stay away.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:14, Reply)
Monty scares them away with his hatred of homosexuals and brown people.........and cunts.

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:16, Reply)
Naked ape and Quentin, entirely their fault.

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:14, Reply)
ironylols

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:17, Reply)
It's not my fault, I'm consistently shit and a prick like totally all the time

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:15, Reply)
TRUFAX

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:17, Reply)
Fucken B3ta is properly borked today.

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:15, Reply)
this thread is going gret guns

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:23, Reply)
It has been really slow to load/refresh

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:23, Reply)
Not for me

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:25, Reply)
I heard you like a slow load.

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:27, Reply)
He's like an iron fist in a velvet oven glove.

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:30, Reply)
I switched to Firefox which helped
Now back on IE.

Fucking computer cunts
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:28, Reply)
Israelis
Fucking nutters, all of them
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:24, Reply)
I am on here
Alt, they are both great.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:26, Reply)
So speaks our South Western MOSSADSKI member

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:37, Reply)
I am back from lunch now so you can stop being shit.
Alt: The Russians are worse. There is a passenger ferry wreck in Egypt where the Russians have cut open the dead people's suitcases. The Russki cunts.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:27, Reply)
Better than leaving them there
Just think of the Duty Free
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:35, Reply)
Those cigarettes will take ages to dry out.

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:38, Reply)
You need to Sphinx outside the (cigarette) box

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:39, Reply)
The cunts.

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:41, Reply)
I NOES.
The fucking cunts.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:41, Reply)
They're such cunts.

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:47, Reply)
Dirty cunts.

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:57, Reply)
some people are tedious and shit and this place is much much better when they STAY AWAY
the site is tediously slow and shit today

result? tedious shit

worse in what category, grasshopper?
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:38, Reply)
YEAH BGB, PAY FUCKING ATTENTION

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:39, Reply)
Errrrm Q....

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:41, Reply)
sup sporto?
its been significantly worse this week when i've been here less

EDIT not that i'm saying i post all the good stuff, but theres ben less to bounce off
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:42, Reply)
Us ladies all look alike to him.

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:43, Reply)
nah i meant she was talking about you, its worse since you got back

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:43, Reply)
Oh! fair enough.
*slits wrists*
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:53, Reply)
You must deal with the Russians quite a bit. Being a conveyancing monkey.

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:41, Reply)
luckily for you, we both know that i produce highly bespoke, polished advice on property management and litigation
and do NOT do conveyancing!

we also know that you suck giant hairy donkey dick.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:42, Reply)
All those short term tenancy agreements that you find so difficult to draft, must be
making you tired as you seem a bit grumps.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:44, Reply)
i'll draft your arse in a minute

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:46, Reply)
Do you need a cuddle?

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:49, Reply)
It's drafty enough, the smelly fuck

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:49, Reply)
i haven't been around as much

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:39, Reply)
Post some stuff quick!

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:42, Reply)
Hello

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:43, Reply)
\o/ THE INTERNET IS SAVED \o/
Afternoon Q

I am writing code and not drinking coffee. This is a bad thing. However, tomorrow lunchtime I am off here

www.iguanas.co.uk/sites/default/files/SS12R%20Lunch_5.pdf
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:45, Reply)
Big Burrito and a San Mig.
No arguments.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:48, Reply)
*high fives*

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:49, Reply)
saucy cunt

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:49, Reply)
You know it.

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:51, Reply)
hio

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:44, Reply)
how you doin?

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:44, Reply)
Grate!
yu?
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:44, Reply)
Marvy!
like that pirate film
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:44, Reply)
hi

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:44, Reply)
stfu

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:44, Reply)
i want to eat yourt babies

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:44, Reply)
YOU CAN'T EAT MY BABIES

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:45, Reply)
well i'm gonna

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:45, Reply)
PLEASE DON'T EAT MY BABUIES
OH NO
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:45, Reply)
No ketchup

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:47, Reply)
Quick, let's all post something controversial

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:45, Reply)
Marks and Spencer sammiches are shit

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:45, Reply)
Their pre-packaged cauliflower cheese is quite pleasant though
Wait, I'm doing this wrong, aren't I?

Ermmmm. Chicken Kievs are shit
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:48, Reply)
I like Subway, I think the best thing is their cheese.

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:50, Reply)
I dunno, I haven't got a right on axe to wield and the ingredients look fesh and what have you but they always end up tasting of nothing
NOTHING I TELL YOU
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:54, Reply)
There's something badly wrong with their bread.

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:02, Reply)
It's a bit moist
Unlike your Mum
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:08, Reply)
But like his mum
it doesn't smell quite right in there.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:09, Reply)
Pakistanis.

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:48, Reply)
Capitalism doesn't work.

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:50, Reply)
Battered is right about the moon landings

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:51, Reply)
THERE WERE NO MOON LANDINGS
except I can see the Lunar Rover through my telescope.

It must have flown up there with the Second World War bomber that The Sunday Sport found.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:54, Reply)
No you can't, you'd need a massive telescope for that.
You can shine a laser at the reflectors though.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:58, Reply)
I have my own radio telescope.

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:02, Reply)
What a load of Jodrell Bank

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:05, Reply)
I've got my mortgage with them

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:06, Reply)
Sci Fi isn't shit.

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:51, Reply)
Monty's face isn't as wide as mooncat's.

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:03, Reply)
could we do a list and make it into a song?
Rachel's weight, AA's mum
CQ's flounce and Foxtrot's bum
al's a baldy, noel's a racist
chompy's girlfriend's ugly faces

Monty is a druggie hobo
BG hasn't got a man-oh
Battered's short, dozer too
better stop before they anger you

Cavy LARPs, Phil's wife is frigid
did i mention batt's a midget?
bobby's fat, swipe is too
scarpe's teetotal, kroney poo

...and Ape didn't start the fire, but the fire's been burning since the world's been turning
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:53, Reply)
I have considerable length.
I am not in the angry, chippy dwarf category.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:56, Reply)
i'm trying to remember you, i think you got really upset about me at first?

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:57, Reply)
He's a good 6'4"
Dozer is the other midget on here.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:01, Reply)
edited
thanks i dunno who is who here still
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:02, Reply)
It's a jolly good song Q.

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:03, Reply)
i do love billy joel

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:05, Reply)
His weird eyes make me feel ill.

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:07, Reply)
he's got a face like a pigs knee

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:09, Reply)
I don't think pigs have knees

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:10, Reply)
FUCK YOU APE
uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20061017063825AAaRZek
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:12, Reply)
hahaha, I can't believe that actually exists

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:18, Reply)
You're a bit taller than me, in fact.
And I'm not short.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:00, Reply)
That's because I am BRITISH.
Not french.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:06, Reply)
Are you inferring that the British have a reputation for length
as opposed to the French? Man, I've clearly been unlucky.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:16, Reply)
he's implying, you're inferring

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:19, Reply)
He's fewer short with less feet in height.

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:20, Reply)
Height, bbz. Height.
Have you only been befriended by the genitally challenged?
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:20, Reply)
Yes. I know.
It was a joke.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:47, Reply)
Oh. I see.

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:04, Reply)
I like this

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:01, Reply)
i feellike you touch me in a special way

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:06, Reply)
i had to include you ape, but i couldn't til the end

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:07, Reply)
that's the best bit I reckon

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:07, Reply)
Scaryduck is not a child molester.

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:54, Reply)
Christ sakes Biggers leave it out, he's had THREE nervous breakdowns already, and the internet is trying to get him to top himself
he's stopped spamming qotw here so it's time to call a truce yeah
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:57, Reply)
You wanted controversial.

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:06, Reply)
You've got the inside track knowledge Biggers
How bad is Al's bald patch and how did he disguise it at the youth festival you went to?
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:16, Reply)
I never noticed the bald patch as I was staring at the huge bulge in his pants most of the time.

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:19, Reply)
You're rubbish for gossip
you must have heard him sobbing at night as he found more of his hair on his pillow
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:22, Reply)
He getting fat again?

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:37, Reply)
It's the fault of the decent ones who've fucked off such as Vipros and the ones that are almost never here anymore; Noel, HimJim etc.

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:00, Reply)
That and the fact that any newbies tend to fuck off in fairly short order

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:06, Reply)
Agreeing with both of these

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:09, Reply)
+because you're all so dull and self absorbed

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:09, Reply)
Good job /talk's not also dying, eh?

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:10, Reply)
+because they're dull and self absorbed too

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:11, Reply)
nah that's not true, they at least try

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:11, Reply)
I'm not self absorbed!
It's like you don't even read all the posts I write on here.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:11, Reply)
look, don't come around here showing off just because your girlfriend's thinner than BGB

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:12, Reply)
Why are you so obsessed with my girlfriend?

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:13, Reply)
just trying to make conversation, what else you been up to lately?

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:14, Reply)
I'm going to be bottling batch three of my homebrew tonight.
Woodfordes Nelsons Revenge. Should be good.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:15, Reply)
bloomin' marvy

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:16, Reply)
Because his isn't?

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:18, Reply)
He's started a thread on /talk about it.
done 2 different shops, and mentioned it at least 6 times since yesterday.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:20, Reply)
i was trying to bully a reaction out of you like we did with AA
and now you've ruined everything :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( x infinty
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:23, Reply)
I like how AA says he knows what's happening and he's not going to rise to it
and then rises to it
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:25, Reply)
thats the one good thing about AA

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:27, Reply)
Flattered, or creeped out?
A little from column A...
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:24, Reply)
Pretty creeped out to be honest,
he seems jealous.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:25, Reply)
he misses Sasha

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:27, Reply)
Must be,
still no need to be nasty to her, she hasn't even posted on offtopic.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:32, Reply)
was i nasty to her? was that before i knew she was with you?
soz i didn't meant o cross any lines
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:33, Reply)
I thought she was a stripper?

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:14, Reply)
she does the whole painter and decorator thing now

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:15, Reply)
She also works in an office, something to do with property, it sounds dull.

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:16, Reply)
how many people will see her vagina tonight?

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:17, Reply)
I'm not even sure if she's working.

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:18, Reply)
She uses them to fire pingpong balls, I heard.
This only makes sense pre-edit.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:19, Reply)
Either way it's rude, and after I was so nice about your love life.

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:20, Reply)
You were no such thing.

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:22, Reply)
You're not sure what she does?
You don't want to appear too needy but a basic interest in her job.....
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:18, Reply)
she fists herself in public for coins in a pint glass

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:20, Reply)
Me too.
Let the haters hate and the fisters fist.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:22, Reply)
sounds more like a hobby

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:22, Reply)

a h +b
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:24, Reply)
She is lucky her hobby is also my job.

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:25, Reply)
You rang?

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:53, Reply)
I have a very short atten

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:21, Reply)

B+ n +red doll that I like to rub on my crotch
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:29, Reply)
Iraelis have a short man complex, always looking foir a fight
I heard even the Americans are getting fucked off with them
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:41, Reply)
What they have
is an unshakeable belief in their own racial superiority*. According to them, God told them they were better than everyone else. This isn't massively endearing, apparently.

*Ironylolz
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:49, Reply)
I'm vegetarian, but not an epic quender.
EXPLAIN THAT, EXPERTS!
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:07, Reply)
One of these statements must be false
/Columbo
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:09, Reply)
Most homosexuals are meat eaters
Coincidence?
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:47, Reply)
FFS

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:28, Reply)
OMFG

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:31, Reply)

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