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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm being a verbose prick today, and would like to apologise for dullness.
Is there anything you would like to apologise for?
Alt: Do you feel you are owed an apology? Who from, and why?
Alt alt: I am sorry to hear about your lunch.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:38, 94 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Is there anything you would like to apologise for?
Alt: Do you feel you are owed an apology? Who from, and why?
Alt alt: I am sorry to hear about your lunch.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:38, 94 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I'm trying to explain to someone who hasn't seen Falling Down that they must go see it.
They are unconvinced.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:41, Reply)
They are unconvinced.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:41, Reply)
I can see their problem: it's called 'Michael Douglas'
Good film though.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:42, Reply)
Good film though.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:42, Reply)
See, he's been in some good films.
Falling Down. The Game....................
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:43, Reply)
Falling Down. The Game....................
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:43, Reply)
It was hugely shit
But I am trying manfully to stop being argumentative today so I didn't say owt.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:57, Reply)
But I am trying manfully to stop being argumentative today so I didn't say owt.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:57, Reply)
i tried abstaining from saying it was f**king shit, but it is a terrible film with a few good points
not the other way around
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:58, Reply)
not the other way around
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:58, Reply)
also i just had an argument with tracey and louise about how not giving a fuck about football doesn't amke me less of a man
arguing with girls. about football. a game neither of them has ever played. watching millionaires fanny about in shorts somehow makes me less of a man
cunts
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:59, Reply)
arguing with girls. about football. a game neither of them has ever played. watching millionaires fanny about in shorts somehow makes me less of a man
cunts
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:59, Reply)
Then they are not worth it
Tell them that Phil from the Internet is in to film in a big way and that if they don't watch falling down I hope they die in a car crash.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:43, Reply)
Tell them that Phil from the Internet is in to film in a big way and that if they don't watch falling down I hope they die in a car crash.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:43, Reply)
Yes
Alt: Nope, I'm a cunt to others as much as they are too me.
Alt Alt: Don't be, mine involves a peshwari naan stuffed with spicy NINJAEDIT chicken.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:41, Reply)
Alt: Nope, I'm a cunt to others as much as they are too me.
Alt Alt: Don't be, mine involves a peshwari naan stuffed with spicy NINJAEDIT chicken.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:41, Reply)
I'm sure there's a Nazi joke to be made here but I am not in the mood to try.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:44, Reply)
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:44, Reply)
I think you should all apologise to me for being mean
altalt: Sandwich and banana, EXCITING STUFF!
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:43, Reply)
altalt: Sandwich and banana, EXCITING STUFF!
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:43, Reply)
As I am class, I dont need to apologise for anything
Alt:
Al, who wrongly accused me of outing him as a plastic Geordie when he did it on here, and not by gaz
Alt Alt:
Pimped noodles
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:45, Reply)
Alt:
Al, who wrongly accused me of outing him as a plastic Geordie when he did it on here, and not by gaz
Alt Alt:
Pimped noodles
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:45, Reply)
Nope
Alt: From you, for taking so long to watch that DVD I sent.
Alt Alt: I'm not, I'm rather looking forward to it, it's one of the best things I cook.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:46, Reply)
Alt: From you, for taking so long to watch that DVD I sent.
Alt Alt: I'm not, I'm rather looking forward to it, it's one of the best things I cook.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:46, Reply)
He didn't want to see you fist yourself and spunk on your own face alright, jeez!
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:47, Reply)
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:47, Reply)
I have minted lamb koftas in pitta with herb salad and homemade chilli and mint dressing.
EDIT and AIDS
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:51, Reply)
EDIT and AIDS
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:51, Reply)
That sounds excellent
The only thing I've ever made with chilli like that was the marinade for my chicken kebabs - lime, chilli, ginger, soy sauce. Made the chicken incredible juicy.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:55, Reply)
The only thing I've ever made with chilli like that was the marinade for my chicken kebabs - lime, chilli, ginger, soy sauce. Made the chicken incredible juicy.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:55, Reply)
It is rather good, and surprisingly cheap for the amount you get
Tray of diced pork with BBQ rub, fried off, add 2 onions and 2 green peppers, then add passata, season heavily with jerk seasoning, paprika, and a little cayenne, serve with rice. I also add sweetcorn after the passata, but I know many here wouldn't approve of that.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:52, Reply)
Tray of diced pork with BBQ rub, fried off, add 2 onions and 2 green peppers, then add passata, season heavily with jerk seasoning, paprika, and a little cayenne, serve with rice. I also add sweetcorn after the passata, but I know many here wouldn't approve of that.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:52, Reply)
The only problem with the one at mine is that it comes out far too slowly for my liking
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:03, Reply)
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:03, Reply)
fucking facebook
logged in the other week and it's showing me 'trending videos', i opted out of receiveing them
now it's showing me 'trending articles' and there's no option to opt out, fuck off.
fucking 'trending'
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:52, Reply)
logged in the other week and it's showing me 'trending videos', i opted out of receiveing them
now it's showing me 'trending articles' and there's no option to opt out, fuck off.
fucking 'trending'
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:52, Reply)
think i might just opt out of facebook instead, it served its purpose and needs to die now
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:55, Reply)
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:55, Reply)
I wholeheartedly endorse this approach.
That said, I couldn't have an account even if I wanted one as the mother of my child would find a way of using it to bring about my downfall.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:02, Reply)
That said, I couldn't have an account even if I wanted one as the mother of my child would find a way of using it to bring about my downfall.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:02, Reply)
It's a pain in the arse.
Also, it shows me back things I've read. It will have 4 or 5 articles, most of which will say 'scarpe read this'.
I fucking know I did.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:17, Reply)
Also, it shows me back things I've read. It will have 4 or 5 articles, most of which will say 'scarpe read this'.
I fucking know I did.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:17, Reply)
Did you watch all of the Afro Samurai Series and the Afro Samurai Movie?
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:56, Reply)
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:56, Reply)
You know what, I did not.
Tonight may be the night. I am 'home alone'.
What I did watch looked excellent.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:03, Reply)
Tonight may be the night. I am 'home alone'.
What I did watch looked excellent.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:03, Reply)
Don't answer the door to strange men.
You may have some wacky violent adventures.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:05, Reply)
You may have some wacky violent adventures.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:05, Reply)
"I'm being a verbose prick today". Today?
My lunch is fine thank you, no need to say sorry.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:03, Reply)
My lunch is fine thank you, no need to say sorry.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:03, Reply)
I would like to apologise to my fellow employees
for breaking the automated build AGAIN - I broke it yesterday too. In my defence the whole process is massively convoluted and completely undocumented and it seemed like a good idea at the time. Besides, I've fixed it now. Stop throwing things at me.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:09, Reply)
for breaking the automated build AGAIN - I broke it yesterday too. In my defence the whole process is massively convoluted and completely undocumented and it seemed like a good idea at the time. Besides, I've fixed it now. Stop throwing things at me.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:09, Reply)
Oh, hello
I meant to say, sorry if it looked like I was taking the piss out of you yesterday. My friend works at CBS in standards & practice (or whatever it's called) on 2 Broke Girls. It was her I was taking the piss out of.
Although I stand by my opinion that it's a shockingly bad TV show.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:18, Reply)
I meant to say, sorry if it looked like I was taking the piss out of you yesterday. My friend works at CBS in standards & practice (or whatever it's called) on 2 Broke Girls. It was her I was taking the piss out of.
Although I stand by my opinion that it's a shockingly bad TV show.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:18, Reply)
Nah
I like a fair amount of "turn off brain" entertainment so I'm quite used to getting mocked for it. Also an opportunity to say how good Community is and how over-rated Arrested Development was.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:25, Reply)
I like a fair amount of "turn off brain" entertainment so I'm quite used to getting mocked for it. Also an opportunity to say how good Community is and how over-rated Arrested Development was.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:25, Reply)
Thanks to wikipedia I now know that here real name is K.Litwack
lezbolols
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:12, Reply)
lezbolols
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:12, Reply)
Are you also sorry about the way you spell 'apologise'?
PS the old OED/US spelling can of worms can remain firmly shut, please. I am merely taking the piss.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:30, Reply)
PS the old OED/US spelling can of worms can remain firmly shut, please. I am merely taking the piss.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:30, Reply)
Monty Boyce is a very, very poor man's Travis Bickle.
All the anger and none of the likeability.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:37, Reply)
All the anger and none of the likeability.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:37, Reply)
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