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The football eh
Hopefully England have the good grace to lose and the hosts can go though. They're shit anyway.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:20, 80 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Hopefully England have the good grace to lose and the hosts can go though. They're shit anyway.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:20, 80 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I'm looking forward to it being over.
I feel the same way about the Olympics.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:21, Reply)
I feel the same way about the Olympics.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:21, Reply)
Hah
We'll see what you think when you can't go anywhere or do anything because East London's jammed right the fuck up with Olympic traffic.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:23, Reply)
We'll see what you think when you can't go anywhere or do anything because East London's jammed right the fuck up with Olympic traffic.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:23, Reply)
Meh. I'm looking forward to it, despite the fact that my journey to and from work is going to be shocking for two months.
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Not surprised, they're big enough.
I accidentally slapped him on the tits in Bristol merely by making an expansive gesture whilst talking to somebody else three feet away.
It's more difficult not to slap him in the tits, to be honest.
Please note, I am absolutely not calling him fat. But only because he's bigger* than me.
*fatter
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:34, Reply)
I accidentally slapped him on the tits in Bristol merely by making an expansive gesture whilst talking to somebody else three feet away.
It's more difficult not to slap him in the tits, to be honest.
Please note, I am absolutely not calling him fat. But only because he's bigger* than me.
*fatter
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:34, Reply)
Personally, what I like to do,
and I'm not saying this is for everyone, is pull my shirt over my head and run around with my arms outstretched like a mongol playing at aeroplanes, whenever 'we' get a 'goal'.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:31, Reply)
and I'm not saying this is for everyone, is pull my shirt over my head and run around with my arms outstretched like a mongol playing at aeroplanes, whenever 'we' get a 'goal'.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:31, Reply)
even if they win its italy or spain in the next round
what's the point in going through if you're just going to lose at the next stage?
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:27, Reply)
what's the point in going through if you're just going to lose at the next stage?
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:27, Reply)
they've proved over two games against mediocre opposition that they're shit
game over man, game over
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:29, Reply)
game over man, game over
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:29, Reply)
Lets all go and sit in the shed withnour fingers in our ears until it's all over
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I shall be enjoying the football this evening by not watching it
And instead enjoying a Mcewans Champion or three.
Incidentally I have been told by a friend that I am not to drink it at his house because his wife's a Catholic and Mcewans sponsored Rangers or some shit. Have you ever heard anything so fucking retarded?
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:31, Reply)
And instead enjoying a Mcewans Champion or three.
Incidentally I have been told by a friend that I am not to drink it at his house because his wife's a Catholic and Mcewans sponsored Rangers or some shit. Have you ever heard anything so fucking retarded?
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:31, Reply)
Mcewans Champion is one of the finest Real Ales I have ever tasted
And at 7.3% you only need a few.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:39, Reply)
And at 7.3% you only need a few.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:39, Reply)
Apparently
I was weaned on McEwan's Export when I was a babby. As you can tell, it's done me no harm at all.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:40, Reply)
I was weaned on McEwan's Export when I was a babby. As you can tell, it's done me no harm at all.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:40, Reply)
Soz, i was thinkning of the general pish
try marston's Old Empire IPA @ 6.5% I think, lovely drop
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:47, Reply)
try marston's Old Empire IPA @ 6.5% I think, lovely drop
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:47, Reply)
I'm going to get me a crate of Beheaded to bring up with me in September
I believe you approved of it.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:55, Reply)
I believe you approved of it.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:55, Reply)
don't think it's a roundabout way of telling you
not to drink in his house? maybe he's tired of cleaning jism off the oven glove :D
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:41, Reply)
not to drink in his house? maybe he's tired of cleaning jism off the oven glove :D
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:41, Reply)
I'm fucking glad there's been less of this three lions bullshit
we seem to get every time there's a championship. As if there's been a collective recognition that we're fucking shit and crowing about the last time we won a major international football trophy is making us looking like fucking idiots, given that it was nearly fifty years ago.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:31, Reply)
we seem to get every time there's a championship. As if there's been a collective recognition that we're fucking shit and crowing about the last time we won a major international football trophy is making us looking like fucking idiots, given that it was nearly fifty years ago.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:31, Reply)
There has been an enjoyable sense of realistic expectation this time around.
I have chuckled at the half-hearted press coverage and advertising.
'Drown your sorrows with these half price Carlings' etc.
Lol, I say - Lol and rofl.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:34, Reply)
I have chuckled at the half-hearted press coverage and advertising.
'Drown your sorrows with these half price Carlings' etc.
Lol, I say - Lol and rofl.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:34, Reply)
"LETS BLITZ FRITZ" scream the red tops every time we play Germany.
No, what will happen is that we'll get roundly spanked by them and go home embarrassed.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:36, Reply)
No, what will happen is that we'll get roundly spanked by them and go home embarrassed.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:36, Reply)
I like it when that happens.
I especially like the footage of cretins with painted faces and flag-capes crying in the streets.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:37, Reply)
I especially like the footage of cretins with painted faces and flag-capes crying in the streets.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:37, Reply)
Yeah, sometimes they cry hard enough that they can barely see
who they're throwing their bricks at.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:40, Reply)
who they're throwing their bricks at.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:40, Reply)
I know a lot of Scots are in the 'Anyone But England' camp.
Seems a bit churlish to me. My country's team is too shit to qualify, so I hope yours gets beaten?
This new team and the new management tactics seem to be doing well. Let's see if Rooney manages to arse it up. Bet he does, the thick chavvy cunt.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:33, Reply)
Seems a bit churlish to me. My country's team is too shit to qualify, so I hope yours gets beaten?
This new team and the new management tactics seem to be doing well. Let's see if Rooney manages to arse it up. Bet he does, the thick chavvy cunt.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:33, Reply)
It's like grown men who are still obsessed with a playground game
are in some way juvenile and in no small way pathetic, isn't it?
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:36, Reply)
are in some way juvenile and in no small way pathetic, isn't it?
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:36, Reply)
Even the violence has been shit so far
All the build up and promise of racists and game stoppages. I thought that might cause a good old fashioned soccer riot but no-one is bloody kicking off.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:40, Reply)
All the build up and promise of racists and game stoppages. I thought that might cause a good old fashioned soccer riot but no-one is bloody kicking off.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:40, Reply)
I love the fact that outside of Europe we have a reputation for being
mild-mannered, tea-drinking Nigels.
Inside Europe, we're drunken rioters. To be fair, we do throw a bloody good drunken riot.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:42, Reply)
mild-mannered, tea-drinking Nigels.
Inside Europe, we're drunken rioters. To be fair, we do throw a bloody good drunken riot.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:42, Reply)
The drunken rioters can only afford to travel inside Europe.
The mild-mannered Nigels can go further afield.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:43, Reply)
The mild-mannered Nigels can go further afield.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:43, Reply)
Our old colonial subjects still love us
because in the good old days when the working class had no choice but to holiday at home, no-one had vomited in their swimming pools and thus they thought we were all lovely.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:01, Reply)
because in the good old days when the working class had no choice but to holiday at home, no-one had vomited in their swimming pools and thus they thought we were all lovely.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:01, Reply)
The Welsh are like that, too.
They will cheer and support anyone playing the English. The English, meanwhile, will generally cheer for any British side over that of Johnny.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:38, Reply)
They will cheer and support anyone playing the English. The English, meanwhile, will generally cheer for any British side over that of Johnny.
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( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:43, Reply)
SSSSOOOCCCCERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBBBBAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:35, Reply)
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he was the one who declared all out war on his neighbours wasn't he?
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:55, Reply)
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If Australia is so fucking great
Why is Cornwall full of the cunts?
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:44, Reply)
Why is Cornwall full of the cunts?
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:44, Reply)
Sorry did I not make myself clear?
If Australia is so fucking great
Why is Cornwall full of Australian cunts?
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:49, Reply)
If Australia is so fucking great
Why is Cornwall full of Australian cunts?
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:49, Reply)
In the late 60s Earls Court was called 'Kangaroo Alley'
They couldn't afford to live there now, even with 25 to a room as they like to live.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:00, Reply)
They couldn't afford to live there now, even with 25 to a room as they like to live.
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:00, Reply)
cheap barstaff innit
also, something about taking 'cunts' literally to do with australian female genitals
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:52, Reply)
also, something about taking 'cunts' literally to do with australian female genitals
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:52, Reply)
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