My two year old niece eyeing up my diet coke, being told no by her mother ... Retreating...
Then saying tactically, ""I do wuv oo auntie swipe"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 8:41, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

My daughter used to ask me to be picked up and cuddled
just so she could reach verboten toys which had been placed out of her reach on shelves, the little shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 8:42, Reply)

Ever since he was a tiny baby
little tangle has wanted to whack the ceiling light in our living room and send it swinging. One of his favourite games used to be me holding him near it, then snatching him just out of reach as he tried to bash it. To this day if you pick him up anywhere near it, he will take a swipe at it.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 8:51, Reply)

What a prick.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 8:55, Reply)

I know, little fucker
He didn't think it was so funny when I broke all his toys...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 8:59, Reply)

dadlols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:07, Reply)

it's funny because of your lack of sleep

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:11, Reply)

I seem to have fixed my kids now
Sleeping really well and so am I \o/

Morning all! What a fucking lovely day!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:27, Reply)

This is because children are evil and devious.
particularly girls.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:21, Reply)

Fact
The twin cuts above my eye are a testament to that
( Peej, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:34, Reply)