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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Good morning. What last made you crack up laughing?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 8:31, 271 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I laughed on the train this morning at this:
A man was stopped and searched at Gatwick airport after officers believed he "might be involved in paedophilia" because he had a boyfriend and a camera. Hilarious.

www.allvoices.com/news/12413236-gatwick-airport-staff-accused-gay-man-of-paedophilia-because-he-had-boyfriend-and-camera
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 8:34, Reply)

If your A man was stopped and searched at Gatwick airport after officers believed he "might be involved in paedophilia" because he had a boyfriend and a camera I feel bad for ya' son, I got 99 problems but A man was stopped and searched at Gatwick airport after officers believed he "might be involved in paedophilia" because he had a boyfriend and a camera ain't one.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 8:37, Reply)
Dope rhymes, G-Dogg, dope rhymes.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 8:41, Reply)
What sort of camera?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 8:38, Reply)
A gay paedo camera of course.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 8:39, Reply)
The Kodak Instanonce.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 8:41, Reply)
Yesterday I woke up and could smell freshly cooked and left on the side eggs.
I followed my nose and I thought it might be the gas on the oven, so I pressed the ignight button to see if it was that, and sure enough, the gas hadn't stopped coming out my oven from when I used it 4 hours ago.

I don't know how, with all of statistics and likelyhoods, I'm not dead yet.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 8:40, Reply)
Maybe your arse has made you immune to gas?
I know many blokes like this
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 8:42, Reply)
you could have got blown up.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 8:47, Reply)
You just used up all the karma points your arse has built up

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 8:57, Reply)
I'd get that looked at.
a gas oven should turn itself off if it doesn't light.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:12, Reply)
Alright Mighters

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:14, Reply)
Alright sir.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:16, Reply)
I thought that
but our brand new dual fuel has gas rings and they shut off and can't be turned on if the lid is shut but twisting the knobs when the lid is raised turns the gas on and you don't have to hold them down or anything. Worries me slightly that. I just keep the lid down when Im not using it to stop the kids turning the gas on.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:32, Reply)
I think it's different for ovens than for rings though.
because it's harder to see if it's on or not. Having said that, I'm surprised, I thought all rings shut off automatically these days
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:36, Reply)
My old one you had to hold it down for five seconds after it was lit or it would shut off the gas.
Perfect for evil children.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:49, Reply)
Your face.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 8:38, Reply)
Morning.
Can you gaz Baz and let him know the plan for Saturday.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 8:43, Reply)
And maybe let me know too
So I have a rough idea of what train to get.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 8:50, Reply)
It's the Bristol to London one you'll need.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 8:52, Reply)
Platform 9 3/4

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:24, Reply)
So, Monty and Gonz got harassed by the coppers?
Sad times.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 8:40, Reply)
My two year old niece eyeing up my diet coke, being told no by her mother ... Retreating...
Then saying tactically, ""I do wuv oo auntie swipe"
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 8:41, Reply)
My daughter used to ask me to be picked up and cuddled
just so she could reach verboten toys which had been placed out of her reach on shelves, the little shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 8:42, Reply)
Ever since he was a tiny baby
little tangle has wanted to whack the ceiling light in our living room and send it swinging. One of his favourite games used to be me holding him near it, then snatching him just out of reach as he tried to bash it. To this day if you pick him up anywhere near it, he will take a swipe at it.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 8:51, Reply)
What a prick.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 8:55, Reply)
I know, little fucker
He didn't think it was so funny when I broke all his toys...
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 8:59, Reply)
dadlols

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:07, Reply)
it's funny because of your lack of sleep

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:11, Reply)
I seem to have fixed my kids now
Sleeping really well and so am I \o/

Morning all! What a fucking lovely day!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:27, Reply)
This is because children are evil and devious.
particularly girls.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:21, Reply)
Fact
The twin cuts above my eye are a testament to that
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:34, Reply)
The latest series of cult sitcom Red Dwarf
SMEG!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 8:48, Reply)
GAZPACHO SOUP!!!!@

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 8:49, Reply)
Boring answer is mini ape, she makes me laugh every day
or something about disabled forrin people falling down wells
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 8:56, Reply)
Aw it's cruel to laugh at retarded children.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 8:59, Reply)
especially when all they want to do is bat a ceiling light

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:00, Reply)
I don't laugh at him
I lock him in the cupboard under the stairs.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:01, Reply)
I saw a sheep fall over.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:01, Reply)
I learnt today that if a sheep rolls onto it's back it can't right itself and can die

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:05, Reply)
I'm glad it didn't do that then.
Because I'd still have laughed, but now I'd feel guilty.

It just fell off a small hillock.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:07, Reply)
stoopid sheep
I like it when goats climb trees
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:09, Reply)
I think you're confusing sheep with the Welsh, there.
easy mistake to make though.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:11, Reply)
the welshy was hanging out the back of the sheep

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:13, Reply)
Ah, right so.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:15, Reply)
Which is why it fell in the first place, in truth.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:16, Reply)
The one that jumps to mind was seeing a youngster get cracked in the face by a football
Always a good laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:05, Reply)
Scott Parker's face and testicles were a ball magnet last night.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:11, Reply)
F.A.B

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:14, Reply)
Ha.
I think he looks more like a World War II pilot.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:17, Reply)
I swear, I have never seen a footballer who takes a battering like that in virtually every game he plays.
And I love him for it.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:17, Reply)
He's like all of football's bitch.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:18, Reply)
He seems to think he is Roy of the Rovers

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:28, Reply)
I didn't see any nut shots, but he took a cracking one to the face about 5 minutes from the end
I only caught the last 20 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:37, Reply)
There is no joy in life, I feel so dead and alone inside
Here's a song that helps me through it all www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU9JoFKlaZ0
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:12, Reply)
I'm here for you Rory.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:31, Reply)
cheers for the support biggs

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:38, Reply)
I bought a half bottle of vodka after going swimming last night
I hid it under the barbeque canopy when I came home and had my dinner (a low fat vege curry served on a peshwari naan, food fact fans). I changed into my England shirt and went to the pub to meet a couple of friends, downing the hidden vodka on the way. I couldn't finish the bottle so I hid it in a hedge. I collected the bottle ths morning and drank it in the car park before going into work. I'm blaming the bleary eyes on hayfever and noone suspects nuthin! (I am not a baker, honest)

The last thing that cracked me up laughing was a joke I heard once,.
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:15, Reply)
Oh Scarpe, I'm disappointed in you

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:17, Reply)
Sorry.
wrong log in.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:18, Reply)
You have a drink problem.
Hope this helps x
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:18, Reply)
No, I have no problem finding drink thx bbs

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:19, Reply)
Dude, you need help.
Trust me, I know.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:18, Reply)
How did you avoid the sack during your glory days?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:20, Reply)
because booze makes you witty and charming

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:21, Reply)
they must have used scarpe as currency at lunchtime
he'd do anything for a whiskey miniature back in the day
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:23, Reply)
'do three laps of the car park and I'll give you a sip of aftershave'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:25, Reply)
'hand gel for lunch again scarpe?'

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:27, Reply)
I have asked myself that very question.
I think it was probably a case of walking before I was pushed when I realised how ill I was.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:24, Reply)
It must have been an open secret in the office

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:28, Reply)
I wouldn't be at all surprised.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:30, Reply)
you live and learn scarpo

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:34, Reply)
My mum works with a raging alkie. Everyone calls her 'Shakey'
Seems a little harsh, but she seems to be at that stage where she's pushing everyone away and refusing help so they don't get close enough to witness the extent of the problem.
It's a shame. I met her once. She seemed nice enough. Has a disabled child and a feckless husband, which probably doesn't help.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:43, Reply)
Her song 'Green Door' is excellent.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:03, Reply)
Can you point me in the right direction?

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:22, Reply)
Through that door over there.

No, not that one, that's the stationery cupboard. No it's not alright if you just have a little lie down, either, and I doubt severely that I really am your best pal.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:23, Reply)
I didn't mention
That I also popped into morrisons on the way to work. I bought a copy of I and a bottle of wine. Scanned the papper, fake-scaned the wine. Free wine! I drank it in the car park. This is getting bad and I don'tknow how to stop it.
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:25, Reply)

www.amazon.co.uk/dp/0007424973/ref=asc_df_00074249738389929?smid=A3P5ROKL5A1OLE&tag=hydra0b-21&linkCode=asn&creative=22206&creativeASIN=0007424973&hvpos=1o2&hvexid=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=1057388358375971576&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:26, Reply)
You can be quite amusing at times
but overall you're a bit of a cunt really
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:27, Reply)
I'm sorry.
My brother is a severe alkie, I know how bad it is.

I shouldn't be so flippant.

No I'm not.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:29, Reply)
Yeah, you should.
This isn't an AA meeting.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:31, Reply)
Why are all the alcoholics I know slim fuckers and when I drank I put on a stone?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:37, Reply)
In the words of the wonderful Toyah Wilcocth, 'It'th a mythtery'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:39, Reply)
In the words of the wonderful Neil Tennant, 'It'th a thin'

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:43, Reply)
Because we don't eat?
I've put on that since I stopped drinking.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:41, Reply)
Ah! I wasn't drinking enough probably.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:42, Reply)
Aww :-(

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:37, Reply)
You heard what he said - OUT!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:38, Reply)
thanks

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:38, Reply)
There is a simple two step programme:
1) Delete your account(s)
2) Kill yourself
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:27, Reply)
I preferred you when you lurked

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:29, Reply)
If this is you now you are 'no longer such a cunt'
you must have been an epic wanker back in the day. Have a turps on me.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:33, Reply)
It's the phantom name nicker, Monty.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:35, Reply)
Oh zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:36, Reply)
You've gazzed me so many times Monty
I thought you knew?
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:42, Reply)
I didn't know it was you again.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:58, Reply)
He's still a cunt
He still hilariously pretends to be someone else.
He's still extremely tedious.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:36, Reply)
Something sadly lacking in their actual personality, obv.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:37, Reply)
THis is the fake TBOT right?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:37, Reply)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:39, Reply)
Who is TBOT Davvers?

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:42, Reply)
You, TBOT.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:44, Reply)
Whatd oes it mean?

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:46, Reply)
It's an abbreviated form of your name, thatbloke,
coined by lazy fuckers who cant be arsed to write out someone's full username, in the same way that I get DG, AA gets AA, and Monty gets "you senile old bellend".
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:50, Reply)
*facepalms*

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:51, Reply)
Comedy account, innit?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:29, Reply)
You forgot these
" "
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:30, Reply)
you forgot this <s>Strike through text</s>

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:32, Reply)
You forgot this
'pearoast'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:34, Reply)
That was his first mistake...

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:35, Reply)
that was my first mistake

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:35, Reply)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:48, Reply)

*You're all cunts* Thanks, guys.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:39, Reply)
Is it weird/grotesque to spread toast with butter before putting peanut butter on it?
Assuming you like peanut butter of course. That's how I've always done it but it has been suggested to me that this is not normal.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:17, Reply)
This is not normal

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:18, Reply)
Should I have soaked the bread in whisky first?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:18, Reply)
alcohololols

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:20, Reply)
Its how I do it.
Far too dry otherwise.

And anyway, if I didn't do that, how would I get to bite the corner of the hot whiskeyed toast before I put the peanut butter on?
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:20, Reply)
It's how I do it.
Far too dry otherwise.

And anyway, if I didn't do that, how would I get to bite the corner of the hot buttered toast before I put the peanut butter on?
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:19, Reply)
It's wrong unless you are an internet housewhale
alos peanut butter is for children, you child
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:19, Reply)
I has peanut butter breakfast cereal, all the way from America. Probably sugar laden and unhealthy as hell, but it is rather nice.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:21, Reply)
It's not like I'm eating fucking rusks or something.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:22, Reply)
*wipes bib*

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:29, Reply)
+this morning
Peanut butter only for me
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:30, Reply)
Rusks are nice
I nick them from the kids. Also peanut butter is delicious, I eat it out of the jar with a spoon when I'm wasted.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:44, Reply)
How can you be this wrong so early in the day?
Have you been drinking?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:36, Reply)
half a bottle of vodka and some winr, what of it?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:42, Reply)
Peanut butter is fucking disgusting anyway, so the better solution is to substitute it for marmite, or something like chilli jam

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:38, Reply)
Your missus is fucking disgusting anyway, so the better solution is to substitute her for marmite, or something like chilli jam

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:46, Reply)
Stop being a prick Phillie
I apologised for my comments, and left the matter well alone.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:48, Reply)
But I wasn't actually upset now was I
Otherwise I would have flounced long ago over people bullying my oven glove.

Thanks for the apology though, It means a lot, though I would substitute it for marmite, or something like chilli jam.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:54, Reply)
This is true, you can't eat apologies, nor spread them on toast

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:56, Reply)
You're very chipper this morning.
Did you not have animal sex last night?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:49, Reply)
What twice in one month?
You think I'm a machine?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:51, Reply)
Don't be silly. He's already done it once this year.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:51, Reply)
I'm not jealous

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:53, Reply)
Me neither.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:53, Reply)
Butter goes on toast before ANY topping
Butter tastes good.

People give me crap for putting butter on to a sandwich that then has mayonnaise added. "You only need one fat on a sandwich Phil!" they preach at me. Luckily I have developed a snappy and amusing comeback for exactly these types of situation. What you do is you wait until they have preached at you and slowly turn and face them, You then snap "Fuck off you nosey cunt, its my fucking sandwich! Are you eating it? No? Then fuck off, I hope you get hit by a fucking car! I hope your wife has a miscarriage you utter, utter cunt!" They will have no response to your awesome intellect and wit, leaving you to enjoy your buttered bread product in peace.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:43, Reply)
One slice butter and one slice mayo.
Job done!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:44, Reply)

one Both +s one Both +s
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:45, Reply)
Mayonnaise is vile anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:44, Reply)
Should I substitute if for for marmite, or something like chilli jam

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:46, Reply)
It depends what the sandwich in question is

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:46, Reply)
A mayonnaise sandwich.
Can't you read?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:50, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:51, Reply)
Trust me blud, instead of using butter, use Nutella.
It's like eating a snickers sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:46, Reply)
I worked for a while on "You've been Framed".
Bear in mind that the "hilarious" half hour of wacky tv is actually culled from fucking thousands of hours of film and video. The series you see on tv is the cream of the crop, trawled through by poor sods laughingly called "researchers". Usually media studies graduates, who had a choice of that, or McDonalds.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:20, Reply)
lol "media studies"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:22, Reply)
It's up there with peace studies.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:29, Reply)
I dunno.
"war studies" at King's was universally considered to be simultaneously the biggest waste of time and easiest subject available to humanity in London when I was doing my degree. Although History of Art at the Courtauld ran it fucking close
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:33, Reply)
hahahahha
my ex did that. tosser.

although he is still in the army, so i guess he made more use of it than most.

the inept 2:2 "achieving" tosser.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:00, Reply)
Nothing wrong with a 2:2, Drinking persons degree that.
I never took you for judgemental.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:02, Reply)
i could have gone for "the big-nosed tosser", it was just about him being a tosser really

but i am surprised at you. judging people is FUN.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:04, Reply)
I was being sarcastic
I judge everyone. I may have a 2:2 but no-one ever shit the bed with me in it. Though my ex did go lezza for a while but she back on the cock now.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:08, Reply)
he also got a 2:2
but he thought that because it was from christchurch, oxford that made it ok.

sadly, it kind of did. the over-achieving tosser.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:11, Reply)
My mate on the same course got a first
he works in staples! Woo I win!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:12, Reply)
What is it with you, eh?
You've turned one off cock, albeit temporarily, and another off sex altogether.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:11, Reply)
I put it down to my lack of sexual prowess, my ugly face
and my tail
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:13, Reply)
Actually to be fair
she went lezza months after we broke up. But that doesn't make for such an interesting story.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:14, Reply)
It's what I got.
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:04, Reply)
*2:2 FIVES!*

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:08, Reply)
Actually 2 + 2 is 4
probably why you got sucha crap degree
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:09, Reply)
You know, my CV just says I have an honours degree. I have never once in 11 years been asked by an employer what I got.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:11, Reply)
this did make me laugh
bad ape
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:14, Reply)
There's nothing wrong with a 2:2 (well, unless you're after a vocational degree, in which case it's as much use as a chocolate fireguard)
But there's a fuck of a lot wrong with a 2:2 in War Studies, given that it's easier than Kerry Katona. It's more of a Mastermind specialist subject than an actual degree.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:37, Reply)
A birthday card I got for my friend.
Picture on front, two well dressed, but haggard old ladies. The caption, They were out of control and hungry for cock.

Morning cunts
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:23, Reply)
G'day

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:24, Reply)

Morning, off to Bristol now to fly kites and be merry all day. Au revoir work hounds.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:42, Reply)
THAT IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:25, Reply)
How did you get hold of my photo?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:33, Reply)
Phone booth

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:34, Reply)
All those cams I had put in whilst you were asleep
*wanks*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:35, Reply)
Well if I know someone's watching, i'll put more of an effort in.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:43, Reply)
I'm reading Tom Baker's biography.
It's rather funny.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:33, Reply)
Enjoying it, then?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:37, Reply)
Yup! : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:39, Reply)
The last time I saw you having a breakfast beer.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:34, Reply)
DTs were bad?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:35, Reply)
He was sitting in my lounge at 10.30 am
with a bottle of London Pride on the go.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:37, Reply)
He was Fuller it, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:38, Reply)
Classy.
Not thae Frosty Jack then?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:38, Reply)
London Pride
An oxymoron, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:38, Reply)

London Gay
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:40, Reply)
Then I went to Morrisons, nicked a bottle of wine
and drank it in the car park zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:40, Reply)
I didn't nick a bottle of wine
It was an honest mistake during self-scanning
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:45, Reply)
ignorance is no defence in the eyes of the law

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:46, Reply)
Aw man, you too?

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:48, Reply)
Wayne Rooney's spectacular lack of form last night
Football lols

The last proper laughing fit I had was with the grandkids, and we were just being silly so it doesn't really stand retelling. But I do love to see people falling over, if that helps.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:36, Reply)
Football lols, most nonexistent of all the lols.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:43, Reply)
I dunno, Gazza is pretty funny these days

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:45, Reply)
To answer the question
watching Rakky collapse into hysterics the Sunday after the Bristol bash and struggle to maintain any sense of composure from thereon in.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:45, Reply)
Aw man! I miss all the fun stuff because I'm a spaz.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:46, Reply)
It was quite infectious.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:48, Reply)
Most b3tans are

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:50, Reply)
They've started putting those hospital hand sanitisers in bash pubs now.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:51, Reply)
The last time I properly lost it
would be HimJim's brisket story. That boy has problems.

In other news: I'm sick. I have a bunged up nose and I'm sweating like a rapist. Cold cures, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:46, Reply)
As I say everytime, get some Lemsip Max Strength

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:47, Reply)
I'VE HAD SOME BUT I STILL HAVE A COLD
OH GOD HELP ME
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:48, Reply)
Hot toddy

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:49, Reply)
And stolen wine

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:52, Reply)
+fill cat with change, throw through window

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:59, Reply)
MTFU or DYAAKY

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:47, Reply)
link the brisket story you fuck cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:49, Reply)
It was a live event, I'm afraid.
You know, at the bash you didn't come to? Because you're a gigantic pansy? That one? Yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:52, Reply)
I was busy having a life outside of these pages*


*babysitting
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:52, Reply)
Are you a fifteen year old girl?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:54, Reply)
yes, wth young nubile breasts and a thirst for sexual awakening

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:55, Reply)
The only thing I had a thirst for at fifteen was lemonade.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:56, Reply)
*phones nonce squad*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:56, Reply)
Channel 5's short lived answer to "The Bill"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:57, Reply)
If indeed the Bill...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:58, Reply)
This is a joke about me right here

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:23, Reply)
There is no cure for the common cold.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:49, Reply)
Prevention is better than cure.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:50, Reply)
I've got a tongue like Ron Jeremy's cock :(

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:53, Reply)
You can make it come on que?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:54, Reply)
It's been in more slappers than bacardi breezer

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:55, Reply)
it' been in more brown eyes than a contact lens

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:58, Reply)
On WHAT?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:58, Reply)
Manuel lolz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:59, Reply)
que/cue/queue/Q
take your pick, although i thing Quinten might be pissed off
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:59, Reply)
Fluids and sleep.
And day/night nurse.

And stop going to work and infecting everyone else.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:51, Reply)
it wasn't just the story, rank though it was
it was also poor charmander trying to eat her slab of...... unfortunately brisket-esque pizza at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:58, Reply)
The one with the long strips of ham
draped seductively all over it, you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:01, Reply)
this is why people shouldn't eat meat, people

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:03, Reply)
If anything we should eat more meat
cows cause global warming after all
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:04, Reply)
*parp*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:39, Reply)
I would feel sorry for becky
except I don't know her, so I don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:06, Reply)
If you don't want to eat meat, fine, you go get vaginitus.
More cow left for me!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:15, Reply)
Fifty Shades of Grey
I bought it for the missus yesterday cos I keep seeing ladies going on about it on facebook. I saw it in tesco for £3.87 or something and picked it up. I had a flick through this morning. It reads like Twilight fan fiction so I googled it and it fucking is actually Twilight fan fiction! It's filth as well, in the middle somewhere it said fisting, facial cum and ass sex all in one paragraph. My boss claim it can't possibly actually say that because his elderly mother wouldn't read something like that. HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:00, Reply)
I've heard it's pure filth.
And also extremely shit.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:03, Reply)
That's an abridged version of what I just said.
Mind you I hope she wants to act some of it out. Like the bit where she makes him a sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:10, Reply)
A mayonnaise one, I hope?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:16, Reply)
With butter

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:18, Reply)
She should substitute it for marmite, or something like chilli jam.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:19, Reply)
It's not very likely.
Francesca Johnson, Mr Cook’s girlfriend, explained: “Sexual subjugation is hugely arousing when practised with a devastatingly handsome multi-millionaire who buys you iPads and Audis, less so with someone who picks his toenails during CSI: Miami.”
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:39, Reply)
I refer the honorable gentleman to this.
www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/arts-entertainment/men-puzzled-by-porn-that-you-read-2012061931006
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:39, Reply)
I have some Kettle chips now

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:13, Reply)
Do keep posting, these are great.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:14, Reply)
I've finished them now, ther weren't that great
I have a pitta bread with chicken and salad for later. How are you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:21, Reply)
Brilliant thanks!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:23, Reply)
I'm glad you're well
You seem decent enough, sorry for calling you a cunt earlier
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:24, Reply)
he is a cunt if we're being honest

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:26, Reply)
Maybe he is pretending for the attention
Cunts seem to be quite popular round here
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:28, Reply)
why don't you stick them up your sister's clunge and eat them out?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:15, Reply)
hmmmm scampy fries

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:19, Reply)
That seems a bit odd
I don't have a sister btw
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:21, Reply)
Swipe is labouring under the misapprehension that you are legendary incestivore Bert Monkeysex.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:25, Reply)
I'd imagine that Mr Monkeysex was winding Swiper-no-swiping up about eating things out of his sister
This sounds like something someone on the WWW would do
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:27, Reply)
You're running the book aint ya
The contenders are noel, noel, noel and noel.

Any other possibles?
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:28, Reply)
'Bill Clay'

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:29, Reply)
you always appear at the slightest mention of 'pakistani's'
that seals the deal
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:30, Reply)
Does that mean I'm 'Bill Clay' or not?

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:31, Reply)
I'll come clean and profess I don't really care who you are

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:32, Reply)
Lyon cunt
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1646796
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:33, Reply)
you haven't seen my desperate behind the scenes gazzez desperately trying to get the inside low down on yet another unfunny sock account

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:35, Reply)
still here?
pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:55, Reply)
That bloke is Noel?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:29, Reply)
he hasn't killed himself after all

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:30, Reply)
Another suicide prevented by the internet!
Good work people.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:33, Reply)
It's not Noel, his computer's been fucked for ages.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:30, Reply)
Also noel is funnier than this fucer

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:31, Reply)
No, YOU@RE a fucer

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:31, Reply)
and as we all know he had the only computer in the village

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:31, Reply)
Oh, WTF

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:21, Reply)
That bit in You've been Framed where they show loads of clips of old ladies falling over at weddings
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:14, Reply)
You never quite no what's going to happen next!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:17, Reply)
/forrestgumpdeletedscenes

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:22, Reply)
Is this thread STILL going on?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:30, Reply)
no

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:31, Reply)
Quick, start a new one.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:32, Reply)

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