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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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BBC NEWS LINK
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-18518162
So who's going to be signing up for this straight away? I know how you all love informed political debate.
Alt: Lunch you fat fails
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:10, 150 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-18518162
So who's going to be signing up for this straight away? I know how you all love informed political debate.
Alt: Lunch you fat fails
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:10, 150 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
An alternative lunch thread just got deleted.
It looked better than this one.
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:14, Reply)
It looked better than this one.
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:14, Reply)
Hey, if you like the deleted thread so much why don't you just kill yourself?
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:15, Reply)
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:15, Reply)
Yours still looked better,
it didn't involve MPs, and fucking social fishnet working shenannigans.
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:17, Reply)
it didn't involve MPs, and fucking social fishnet working shenannigans.
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:17, Reply)
I've been trying to get Berk to give up on herself and date Kroney.
I think his swollen tongue might just push him one step closer.
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:31, Reply)
I think his swollen tongue might just push him one step closer.
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:31, Reply)
feel free to stick to lunch
And unpleasant things in your mouth if you want, ain't no question police here.
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:25, Reply)
And unpleasant things in your mouth if you want, ain't no question police here.
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:25, Reply)
I saw this over on /board, or /talk, or somewhere.
Somebody said they'd probably give her one, but they'd have to be very angry first.
I concur with this sentiment.
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:15, Reply)
Somebody said they'd probably give her one, but they'd have to be very angry first.
I concur with this sentiment.
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:15, Reply)
"Louise Mensch insists the new site's name is not a pun on her surname"
No, but I'll wager she's just a front for the actual launchers and was chosen specifically because of her surname.
alt: I've tried a chicken nori wrap from POD today. It's rank. I am choking it down, though, as it's supergood for me and I had half a 15" takeout pizza last night. I'm having the other half tonight.
Actually it's growing on me.
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:15, Reply)
No, but I'll wager she's just a front for the actual launchers and was chosen specifically because of her surname.
alt: I've tried a chicken nori wrap from POD today. It's rank. I am choking it down, though, as it's supergood for me and I had half a 15" takeout pizza last night. I'm having the other half tonight.
Actually it's growing on me.
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:15, Reply)
Just so you know
My own tongue is the most unpleasant thing that I've had in my mouth for a long time. It feels like it's three times its normal size.
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:15, Reply)
My own tongue is the most unpleasant thing that I've had in my mouth for a long time. It feels like it's three times its normal size.
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:15, Reply)
No, I've got some weird bug.
I thought it was a cold at first, but I've had a thoroughly unpleasant 24 hours. I think I'm on the mend now, though.
I tell the best stories.
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:19, Reply)
I thought it was a cold at first, but I've had a thoroughly unpleasant 24 hours. I think I'm on the mend now, though.
I tell the best stories.
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:19, Reply)
ive had an english muffin
With grape jelly and sausage and cheese for breakfast!
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:17, Reply)
With grape jelly and sausage and cheese for breakfast!
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:17, Reply)
I've pinted it on pinterest
twatted it on twitter and basefucked it on facebook.
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:19, Reply)
twatted it on twitter and basefucked it on facebook.
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:19, Reply)
I take little enough interest in my own website, all this social media is fucking bollocks
WAKE UP PEOPLE
i'll be all well lol when facebook tanks
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:21, Reply)
WAKE UP PEOPLE
i'll be all well lol when facebook tanks
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:21, Reply)
28p noodles with added chilli sauce *cries*
The thought of getting regular updates from a bunch of tedious, pointless wankers about council budgets and international diplomacy is making me even more depressed than my lunch is. Thanks yeah?
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:20, Reply)
The thought of getting regular updates from a bunch of tedious, pointless wankers about council budgets and international diplomacy is making me even more depressed than my lunch is. Thanks yeah?
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:20, Reply)
Perhaps we should revisit that electric
"What type of window frames are best?" conversation?
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:21, Reply)
"What type of window frames are best?" conversation?
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:21, Reply)
What you could do though, right
is paint the upvc with a brown woodstain like solution. Do it with a thick fibred brush and you've got some classy looking fake woodgrain.
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:24, Reply)
is paint the upvc with a brown woodstain like solution. Do it with a thick fibred brush and you've got some classy looking fake woodgrain.
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:24, Reply)
That'll look lovely when I am stood drinking in the street in a vest and joggers,
leaning on a wheel-less Ford Anglia on bricks.
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:28, Reply)
leaning on a wheel-less Ford Anglia on bricks.
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:28, Reply)
Fuck no.
He has a souped-up Ford Probe with a spoiler the size of a minor tsunami on the back.
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:33, Reply)
He has a souped-up Ford Probe with a spoiler the size of a minor tsunami on the back.
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:33, Reply)
What's wrong with these?
gdigaragedoors.co.uk/images/upvc_windows_manchester.jpg
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:35, Reply)
gdigaragedoors.co.uk/images/upvc_windows_manchester.jpg
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:35, Reply)
Hahhahaha
There's a Tudor council house just down the road from me. In the middle of a terrace of red brick 1960s council houses, oddly.
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:38, Reply)
There's a Tudor council house just down the road from me. In the middle of a terrace of red brick 1960s council houses, oddly.
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:38, Reply)
I give it 30 seconds
before it ends up as "your mum" posts, kittens, and rule 34.
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:22, Reply)
before it ends up as "your mum" posts, kittens, and rule 34.
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:22, Reply)
Keema matar & 2 chapattis from the Standard Sweet Centre on Foleshill Rd
Food of the gods! I'll be eating 1/2 now & half later.
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:24, Reply)
Food of the gods! I'll be eating 1/2 now & half later.
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:24, Reply)
*me saying how shit Douglas Adams was and how I'm glad he's dead goes here*
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You never hear the witty ripostes because you're too busy standing outside in the rain.
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This is good too
highpowerrocketry.blogspot.co.uk/2011/01/scale-of-planets-and-stars.html
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:30, Reply)
highpowerrocketry.blogspot.co.uk/2011/01/scale-of-planets-and-stars.html
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:30, Reply)
having never landed on the moon in 1969 all that planet shit is made up as well
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:32, Reply)
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twitter is shit. this will be shit. you're shit.
#CHdoesanotherbbcnewslink
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:45, Reply)
#CHdoesanotherbbcnewslink
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:45, Reply)
Alt
For lunch I had a cone of chips, except ehey don't serve it in a cone they put it in a tray. I had them swimming in vinegar. I tried the same trick in Sainsbrys. I now have two copies of "i" and a bottle of Soave in my gullet.
I'm now back at work talking to home-schooled girl, she gets quite excited when I imply she's a drug dealer.
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:54, Reply)
For lunch I had a cone of chips, except ehey don't serve it in a cone they put it in a tray. I had them swimming in vinegar. I tried the same trick in Sainsbrys. I now have two copies of "i" and a bottle of Soave in my gullet.
I'm now back at work talking to home-schooled girl, she gets quite excited when I imply she's a drug dealer.
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:54, Reply)
Sainsburys,
I don't believe you could get away with it unless its a shitty little one staffed by inbreds.
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:09, Reply)
I don't believe you could get away with it unless its a shitty little one staffed by inbreds.
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:09, Reply)
It's easier in the larger ones
You have to fakescan and hit the finish and pay button before putting anything in the bag.
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:17, Reply)
You have to fakescan and hit the finish and pay button before putting anything in the bag.
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:17, Reply)
Bollocks the big ones near me all have people hanging around helping people who don't know how to work them.
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:18, Reply)
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:18, Reply)
I don't care who you are. You're just another irritant on OT, you're neither new or special.
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:31, Reply)
I write the truth
I'm not sure why I tell people like you this stuff, you're not quite there really. I'm sure you lot are alright, way too glib perhaps, but you're all to much Cyril Sneer for my liking. Unlikeable, if I'm being kind
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:38, Reply)
I'm not sure why I tell people like you this stuff, you're not quite there really. I'm sure you lot are alright, way too glib perhaps, but you're all to much Cyril Sneer for my liking. Unlikeable, if I'm being kind
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:38, Reply)
You're quite funny
I'm not sure why you think it isn't possible. Why do people think you go around being rapey?
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:43, Reply)
I'm not sure why you think it isn't possible. Why do people think you go around being rapey?
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:43, Reply)
I saw that, I know I'm not the most exciting poster but at least I don't have to make up bullshit and pretend to be lolwaki all fucking day.
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:38, Reply)
Your posts make me dry heave. It's a shame you're not making them up.
I don't mean that at all, of coursoe. I find your personality a bit repugnant and you are a major arse n Twitter. Maybe you could redeem yourself in real life, I'm willing to give everyone a chance but I don't think I could bring myself to meet you, soz
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:41, Reply)
I don't mean that at all, of coursoe. I find your personality a bit repugnant and you are a major arse n Twitter. Maybe you could redeem yourself in real life, I'm willing to give everyone a chance but I don't think I could bring myself to meet you, soz
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:41, Reply)
well, yes
supermarkets never have till monkeys watching things like people skanking free wine.
especially retards who reek of vinegar.
of course he's drunk on free booze.
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:09, Reply)
supermarkets never have till monkeys watching things like people skanking free wine.
especially retards who reek of vinegar.
of course he's drunk on free booze.
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:09, Reply)
Only one b3tan on my twitter feed, tell me what my twitter name is and what was my last post? MORE BULLSHIT.
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:50, Reply)
@dr3wyork
@martyn_bowden word
YOU UTTER SPASTIC, WELCOME TO THE INTERNETS
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:16, Reply)
@martyn_bowden word
YOU UTTER SPASTIC, WELCOME TO THE INTERNETS
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:16, Reply)
ALRIGHT BETTY!!???!!!
Fucks sake, you people are really fucking stupid
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:18, Reply)
Fucks sake, you people are really fucking stupid
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:18, Reply)
my estimation would be far more accurate if you spastics stopped FUCKING REPLYING TO ME
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:21, Reply)
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:21, Reply)
there's nobody left to reply to anymore
you're all that's left.
tres sad times.
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:48, Reply)
you're all that's left.
tres sad times.
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:48, Reply)
Yes you are the only person that thinks Michael Kiwanuka sounds a lot like Eric Clapton
Did Scott Mills say hi back?
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:20, Reply)
Did Scott Mills say hi back?
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:20, Reply)
Unless you've lcoked your twitter account down to just your followers
everyone on twitter can search you and see your tweets.
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:21, Reply)
everyone on twitter can search you and see your tweets.
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:21, Reply)
Recently turned 30 and has a renewed vigour for life. And Harry Redknapp has a face like a potato.
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:19, Reply)
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( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:33, Reply)
Fucks sake, if you want a stalker all you have to do is ask nicely
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:40, Reply)
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This is a lineup for a thing next to my house in a few weeks
anyone heard of any of these people?
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:39, Reply)
anyone heard of any of these people?
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:39, Reply)
1.00 TO 1.30PM – DAVID CATTERMOLE BAND
1.45 TO 2.15PM – SKYSKRATCHER
2.30 TO 3.00PM – RYKER SEAR
3.15 TO 3.45PM – SEETHE
4.00 TO 4.30PM – JAMIE STIMPSON & MR VITEZ
4.45 TO 5.15PM – PROBLEM SOLVED
5.30 TO 6.00PM – OUTSHINED
6.15 TO 6.45PM – NEWTOWN KILLERS
7.00 TO 7.30PM – THE BIG HEAD
7.45 TO 8.15PM – TRUE ELEMENT
8.30 TO 9.15PM – OUR MAN IN THE BRONZE AGE
9.30 TO 10.15PM – SEVEN CAVES
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:39, Reply)
What about these, apparently they play house Musique
REUBEN AND RYAN
ROB CZERNY
SHROOM DANCE
MARIA B
JOHNNY DEEP
KEITH BUSHELL
DIRTY RHYTHM SYNDICATE
KEITH GOCHER
DJ GARETH
PLUS GUESTS
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:44, Reply)
REUBEN AND RYAN
ROB CZERNY
SHROOM DANCE
MARIA B
JOHNNY DEEP
KEITH BUSHELL
DIRTY RHYTHM SYNDICATE
KEITH GOCHER
DJ GARETH
PLUS GUESTS
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:44, Reply)
The problem is that, this is all going to be going on so close to my house that even if I don't go I'll hear it all.
I might just go somewhere else.
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:47, Reply)
I might just go somewhere else.
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:47, Reply)
I could hear 'Lovebox' from my flat on the weekend.
The previous Sat afternoon there was an under-18s daytime do in Haggerston Park which is even nearer. I could hear 'Rizzle Kicks' live.
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:51, Reply)
The previous Sat afternoon there was an under-18s daytime do in Haggerston Park which is even nearer. I could hear 'Rizzle Kicks' live.
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:51, Reply)
lucky you, i suspect you have a huge amount of love and respect for artists from the "Brit School"
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:52, Reply)
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Anyone who plays a 2pm 'set' to underprivileged weed dealers in my hood
gets MAXXXXIMUM RESPEK.
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:57, Reply)
gets MAXXXXIMUM RESPEK.
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:57, Reply)
I've heard of Plus Guests.....
seen them on a few gig posters round our way.
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:46, Reply)
seen them on a few gig posters round our way.
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:46, Reply)
12.00-1.00 :DUB LIONS
1.00-2.00 :JUNGLE JAY (ska set)
2.00-3.00 :LITTLE JO's ELECTRO SWING PARTY
3.00-4.15 :DJ SPATTS (TCM)
4.15-5.00 :UNCLE MUFF
5.00-5.45 :DJ SHIFT
5.45-6.30 :LITTLE JO
6.30-7.30 :NASTY NEIL E
7.30-8.30 :ANDY BLACK
8.30-9.00 :MAGREX (Live)
9.00-9.45 :CANDYMAN
9.45-10.30 :JUNGLE JAY
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:48, Reply)
There's an Ultra Vegas reunion for when Milton Keynes was the pinicle of cool.
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:50, Reply)
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I thought you'd be well up for that, B-Boying up a storm...
12.00-12.30 : Liam 'Lopez' Jones
12.30-1.10 :Frizz-B & Escape
1.10-1.45 :V2 (Andy Jay & Lloyd Sands)
1.45-2.45 :GIN & JUICE CORRADO
2.45-3.45 :LEE 'TAHANAN' CLARKE
3.45-4.45 :BRUCE B & DOC SAVAGE
4.45-5.45 :STRICTLYMUSIC
5.45-6.45 :SARAH CLARKE & DAVE PRESTON
6.45-7.45 :RHYTHM2
7.45-8.45 :JASON JAY
8.45-9.35 :DAZZ NORMAN
9.35-10.30 :TAYLORMADE
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:53, Reply)
12.00-12.30 : Liam 'Lopez' Jones
12.30-1.10 :Frizz-B & Escape
1.10-1.45 :V2 (Andy Jay & Lloyd Sands)
1.45-2.45 :GIN & JUICE CORRADO
2.45-3.45 :LEE 'TAHANAN' CLARKE
3.45-4.45 :BRUCE B & DOC SAVAGE
4.45-5.45 :STRICTLYMUSIC
5.45-6.45 :SARAH CLARKE & DAVE PRESTON
6.45-7.45 :RHYTHM2
7.45-8.45 :JASON JAY
8.45-9.35 :DAZZ NORMAN
9.35-10.30 :TAYLORMADE
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:53, Reply)
They were a massive influence on "The Wikinson's Brothers"
and "Car Park Sound Systems"
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:56, Reply)
and "Car Park Sound Systems"
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:56, Reply)
They're so cool they don't need to even put DJ in front of their names.
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:57, Reply)
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i distinguish betweena living room for day to day use and a drawing room for special occaions
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:12, Reply)
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:12, Reply)
Uncle muff might be interesting
but only if you wnat to be fingered
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:50, Reply)
but only if you wnat to be fingered
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:50, Reply)
These smell of local band to me
They will most likely all be shit.
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:47, Reply)
They will most likely all be shit.
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:47, Reply)
Yeah, I know them all.
Hey, have you heard that new joke about hipsters?
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:17, Reply)
Hey, have you heard that new joke about hipsters?
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:17, Reply)
I am genuinely scared to provoke any sort of punchline to this joke.
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:24, Reply)
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I'm just about to have salmon with mixed peppers.
I covered the salmon in white wine, I don't know why.
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:28, Reply)
I covered the salmon in white wine, I don't know why.
( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:28, Reply)
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