Hey!
Someone starts talking about sweets and the fat bird shows up! It's like I have a sweetie radar or something.

I would say Ritter Sport chocolate (in any of a half-dozen varieties), followed by sherbet fountains and chupa chups.

alt: melting.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:40, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You aint fat b3th
your just big and brittle boned
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:41, Reply)

Aw, Rory, you say teh sweetest things.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:51, Reply)

Have you seen the sherbert fountains recently?
They are now sold in plastic containers. And the licorice doesn't poke out of the top in case someone touches it and gives to bum AIDS.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:42, Reply)

The liquorice is kept sealed away because it's a public safety hazard
You know, what with it being fucking rank and that.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:43, Reply)

I don't know how we all survived.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:44, Reply)

You shut your whore mouth

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:49, Reply)

You have never been more right.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:59, Reply)

This means I can't eat the paper tube any more.
But on the plus side, it means half the sherbet doesn't fall out of the bottom of the tube.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:50, Reply)

That was character building.
Teaches kids about loss.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:53, Reply)

So did killing the school hamster

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:53, Reply)

Or killing their Nan.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:55, Reply)

Or pulling teh legs off puppies

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:56, Reply)

Haha

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:25, Reply)