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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I got my first ever music band related t-shirt today !It's the "Free cheese" one from here: scroobiuspip.co.uk/store/
I'm having another OH WOE IS ME, MY LIFE IS A CURSE day today, thrown up twice already. I think I hate my guts as much as my guts hates me.
And I've got the most ambigious client ever who keeps on changing their terminology around, he says 'customers' to mean 'shops', 'users' to mean 'employees' then throws in thing like Regional Manager and Area Manager and Retail Manager at seemingly random. Whenever I've asked them about it, their MD says things like "You should know this after 7 months" 'cus the company I work for have been with them for 7 months when I've only been with the client for 3 weeks. And their buisness model is super confusing. And we sent out a scope document on what we were going to do , that they all signed and agreed too, but there is stuff missing from there and they're reffering to emails that got sent back'n'forth 100s of times.
It's like talking to someone who is decorating a house, where you speek to them 100s of times about all sorts of things, and then when the quote comes in on what they want, they sign it and agree, but then complain when stuff that was talked about (and refuted at some points)... they should have said it was missing from the quote.
And I've told them like 6 times that I can't do minor upgrades while this major one is going on 'cus of the way codebases work (ie, I could do it, but it would get over written, and I'd have to do it again), I've said this in many ways. And they're complaining that little updates haven't happened since I started this big upgrade.
And their MD is like the girl on Devil Wears Prada throwing around words like incompetancy
Carling doesn't make dull blog like OH WOE IS ME posts, but if they did, it would probably be better than this one.
HOWEVER, however,
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:58,
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can you have a gut transplant or something?it sounds shit
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:01,
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I'd just break that one too(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:05,
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Don't care, next question.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:03,
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Are you really an XX Large, fucks sake sort it out(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:05,
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Other sizes sold oooot(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:07,
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It'll look like a giant smockhe'll get blown away with a gust of wind it's so big
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:10,
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I'm sure I wouldn't know...(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:13,
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On that note, to the gym(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:14,
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OH, it came in the post today, I didn't just order it today.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:12,
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Nah' man, my bosses rock, its this one client.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:13,
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i don't get it, what's free cheese got to do with music?could somebody reply with an aswer in the manner of a sonnet?
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You see a mouse trap,
I see free cheese and a fucking challange,
But you stay quiet
For fear of tipping the balance.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:13,
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Scroobious Pip on the song "introduction"(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:14,
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I think Scroobius pip is the worst rapper of all time, just above Turbo D(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:21,
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He's up there with MC Miker G and that ladyboy out of Technotronic.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:22,
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King Bee was good, and also Dutch.'Back by Dope Demand' is an actual classic:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VYxQ8PfKVU
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:29,
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He's better at DJing than anything else he's tried his hand at.Apart from crack, rape and wanking in cabs, obv.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:34,
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I'd make him cry or die trying. I loathe him.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:36,
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He likes you.Although wanking and smoking crack are things to be proud of, obviously.
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spicy cheese if you wannitdon't taste like scoth bonnet
my lo-ord
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:13,
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www.kissthisguy.comit's about misheard song lyrics, before you get all homophobic on my ass
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:37,
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isn't a sonnet 17 lines or something?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:16,
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knowing about poetry is bent(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:19,
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Are you going to say that to chickenlady's face?She'd totally pwn you.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:25,
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I only said it to be mean to Quentin(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:26,
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i couldn't *stand* being wrongI just hit out at the first target - what could I have been thinking?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:40,
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Yeah she could start off by mentioning how hideously fat she is, quick mention about her failed marriage, and then into the real meat of her cloak of elven invisibility that's really a blanket from oxfam and her fixation with rubber swordsfoam
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:28,
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The swords are rubber?It would be a more effective cull if they were real.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:30,
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i dun a snurkerwww.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-17914502
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:32,
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Lyric off of distraction pieces.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:13,
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Music is naught to do with cheeses
I know not why you think that's so.
Such thoughts confuse the baby Jesus
And one as great as he should know.
If music is the food of love
Well, I myself prefer the brie
Others are moved by Scroobius Pip
But cheddar is the thing for me.
O give me a wedge of camembert
And half a pack of Boursin light
And I will proudly then declare
That cheese must be the heart's delight.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:22,
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English sonnet rhyming scheme. Hope that's okay and you didn't want Italian rhyming scheme.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:24,
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I would've made it less cheesy but I couldn't think of anything to rhyme with "Philidelphia".(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:28,
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Better not, I'm driving. Thanks though, next time, yeah?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:35,
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Tell them their demands mean you'll have to reboot their section of the Internetand then charge them double.
I'm stuck inside working getting emails from students saying "Hi, I hope you are enjoying your holidays, please help me with x, y and z because I can't read a web page properly to get the information myself". I AM NOT ON HOLIDAY, LECTURERS DON'T GET THE SUMMER OFF, WE AREN'T TEACHERS. JESUS.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:11,
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At home working.Actually working, not just pottering about pretending to work.
Oh wait...
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:23,
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My commute is 125 miles each way so I don't do it very often and it averages out as a normal commute over a year.(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:29,
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You didn't get a SLAYER T-shirt gonz?Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:15,
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They were originally called "Dragon Slayer", before they realised that this sounded like some "Skyrim" playing nerd-prick(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:19,
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Shut it you nonce.TOTALLY grassing you up to Amberl now.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:22,
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You do, son, and I'll get 'Manowar' to wrestle you with their oily muscles and loincloths.Mind you, you'd probably enjoy it. People like you make me sick. Why don't you move to Scotland and get 'married' to your 'partner' you SICK FUCK?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:26,
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NOTHING says 100% heterosexual more than a furry loincloth.And you KNOW it you girlyman.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:30,
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It's like you can see inside my wardrobe.Or 'the Chamber of Fur' as I prefer to call it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:31,
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