Doctor Cock

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:36, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

The First Cock is the Deepest

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:36, Reply)

In And Out Of Cock.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:39, Reply)

One two three o'clock,
four o'clock cock
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:40, Reply)

A Cock Named Sue.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:41, Reply)

I Want To Break Cock

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:43, Reply)

i feel so proud of what i've started
suspicious cocks
cock hotel
little less conversation little more cock
jailhouse cock
blue suede cock
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:43, Reply)

Rubbercockin'
Don't Cry Cock
A Bit Hunk O' Cock
I Need Your Cock Tonight
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:45, Reply)

And Lo, When The Imperium Marches Against Gul-Kothoth, Then Dark Sorceries Shall Enshroud The Citadel Of The Obsidian Cock

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:45, Reply)

Bal-Sagoth are terrible.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:46, Reply)

with a name like that they must be.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:47, Reply)

Their ex-drummer is very good, but that is the only upside I can think of to them existing.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:48, Reply)

Anal Cunt are much better

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:47, Reply)

Can't stand them, absolutely terrible

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:49, Reply)

Bolt Thrower?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:50, Reply)

Never actually listened to them
Any recommendations?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:51, Reply)

Goatsnake? Kyuss?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:53, Reply)

I only heard them for the first time a couple of weeks ago, I'm no expert.
I started on YouTube with The Killchain, then I think I went onto World Eater because the thumbnail of the CD cover art intrigued me.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:54, Reply)

I saw Bolt Thrower about 20 years ago,
on the same bill as Extreme Noise Terror. Their first release (cassette only I think) was OK but then their lineup changed and they went a bit 'heavy metal' or, as I prefer to call it, 'shit'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:04, Reply)

Oh, okay.
They were playing 20 years ago, eh? I thought they looked a bit, um, mature in some of their photos.
No offence.

Having said that, that would have only been 1992. And most of my CD collection is from that era or earlier.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:10, Reply)

Thinking about it, it might well be longer: maybe '88?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:15, Reply)

I recommend you fuck off.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:04, Reply)

I recommend you cock off.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:37, Reply)

Sharp Dressed Cock

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:46, Reply)

try it with 'wank' instead.
I'm Gonna Wank Myself Blind
Wank Yourself

Etc etc
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:46, Reply)

I'd Rather Go Wank
You'll Never Wank Alone
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:47, Reply)

Wanking With Myself

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:49, Reply)

I Wank Myself
(same song, really!)

Wanking On A Lamp Post
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:52, Reply)

also
Wanking In A Box

Wanking On A Prayer

Wanking With Tears In My Eyes

Wanking On The Ceiling

Wanking In The Street

Wanking Tight
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:56, Reply)

Wank on the wild side


etc. Fucking hell.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:04, Reply)

He do the wank, he do the wank of life.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:18, Reply)

Have you seen your mother, baby, wanking in the shadows?

THIS WINS
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:22, Reply)

Robert De Niro's Wanking
I'm Still Wanking
Careless Wanker
Wanker's Gold (12 minutes of it)
Size of a Wank
Wankuppa Ya Face
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:40, Reply)

Bad Moon Wanking

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:52, Reply)

Win on both games
Wanking With Cock In My Eyes
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:58, Reply)

Tainted cock
Cock in the wind
I am the one and only (cock)
Cock out of hell
Total eclipse of the cock
Everything I do, I do it for cock
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:46, Reply)

You Give Cock A Bad Name
Bring Your Daughter To The Cock

I Want To Know What Cock Is
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:49, Reply)