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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'll be honest, I'm tempted
but it's been a long time since I had cock or bacon
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:56, Reply)
but it's been a long time since I had cock or bacon
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:56, Reply)
but it does make that white sputum stuff you see on old bacon on a hotplate
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:58, Reply)
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:58, Reply)
Bacon milk might just have replaced cock yoghurt as my favourite spaff euphemism
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:00, Reply)
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:00, Reply)
I'll knock your teeth out with my trusty baseball bat first
No risk
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:03, Reply)
No risk
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:03, Reply)
Ironically I have the words "my cock" painted on the end of said bat
Makes for some brilliant 80's action movie one-liners.
"The last thing you'll see before I knock you the fuck out will be my cock in your face"
Etc
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:08, Reply)
Makes for some brilliant 80's action movie one-liners.
"The last thing you'll see before I knock you the fuck out will be my cock in your face"
Etc
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:08, Reply)
Our apprentice recently "your name" and "my name" tattooed on each buttock
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:44, Reply)
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