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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Nor I.

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:54, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
I'll be honest, I'm tempted
but it's been a long time since I had cock or bacon
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:56, Reply)
Pigs in blankets is what you need

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:57, Reply)
DISCLAIMER:
my cock is not actually bacon
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:58, Reply)
but it does make that white sputum stuff you see on old bacon on a hotplate

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:58, Reply)
That's 'bacon milk' (c) my brother.

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:59, Reply)
Bacon milk might just have replaced cock yoghurt as my favourite spaff euphemism

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:00, Reply)
you have to be careful around desperate fatties
could get nasty
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:00, Reply)
I'll knock your teeth out with my trusty baseball bat first
No risk
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:03, Reply)
that seems...umm....fair?

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:05, Reply)
Ironically I have the words "my cock" painted on the end of said bat
Makes for some brilliant 80's action movie one-liners.

"The last thing you'll see before I knock you the fuck out will be my cock in your face"

Etc
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:08, Reply)
Our apprentice recently "your name" and "my name" tattooed on each buttock

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:44, Reply)

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