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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Well, what a crazy day *this* has turned out to be, eh gang?!!
We've had more knobs in here than the Country Life butter factory. And all because KEN OATH pooed his pants.
Well. I'd gaz the mods if I wasn't a secret mod myself.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:36, 104 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
We've had more knobs in here than the Country Life butter factory. And all because KEN OATH pooed his pants.
Well. I'd gaz the mods if I wasn't a secret mod myself.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:36, 104 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Only in the sense that you secretly like shit suits and crap mopeds
the alternative is laughable.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:38, Reply)
the alternative is laughable.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:38, Reply)
I don't want to sound menacing or owt,
but me and the other mods here have our eyes on you, pal.
You are *this* close, son.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:40, Reply)
but me and the other mods here have our eyes on you, pal.
You are *this* close, son.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:40, Reply)
BEEEEELLLLLLLLLBBBBBOOOOOOOOYYYYYY
jump off a cliff you penistard.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:42, Reply)
jump off a cliff you penistard.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:42, Reply)
wait
I replied to the wrong thing. Mind you, Monty riding off into the sunset on a moped is pretty funny
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:45, Reply)
I replied to the wrong thing. Mind you, Monty riding off into the sunset on a moped is pretty funny
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:45, Reply)
i need an effective way of keeping birds from eating the lawn seed,
And I'm not getting a cat, and I'm terrible with an air rifle.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:41, Reply)
And I'm not getting a cat, and I'm terrible with an air rifle.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:41, Reply)
Keep the lawn seed in the packet, in a locked cupboard 100% effective trufax
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:48, Reply)
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:48, Reply)
i'm not digging it up again to lay cables.
I'm just going to run up and down it screaming and waving my arms until it germinates I reckon.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:58, Reply)
I'm just going to run up and down it screaming and waving my arms until it germinates I reckon.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:58, Reply)
no need, buy some roles of chicken wire, lay then across the "lawn"
attach to the mains, safe lawn + roasted pigeon, it's win/win WP
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:59, Reply)
attach to the mains, safe lawn + roasted pigeon, it's win/win WP
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:59, Reply)
Roles?
You LARP flid. Only you could have a LARP character that is some fucking wire, Nakers.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:04, Reply)
You LARP flid. Only you could have a LARP character that is some fucking wire, Nakers.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:04, Reply)
i like this.
I'm off to homebase in the morning. I even have installed an outside plug for the pond pump, but fuck the frogs, I'm getting deep fried sparrow.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:09, Reply)
I'm off to homebase in the morning. I even have installed an outside plug for the pond pump, but fuck the frogs, I'm getting deep fried sparrow.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:09, Reply)
I'm not surprised you keep it a secret
I bet you look an utter cunt in a Parka.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:40, Reply)
I bet you look an utter cunt in a Parka.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:40, Reply)
COCKlol.
'Well, what a crazy cock *this* has turned out to be, eh cocks?!!'
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:41, Reply)
'Well, what a crazy cock *this* has turned out to be, eh cocks?!!'
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:41, Reply)
Wait... wait...
self COCK
You shoved shit up your cockend and shat out cocky shit!
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:45, Reply)
You shoved shit up your cockend and shat out cocky shit!
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:45, Reply)
So, let me get this right
Today a chap called Ken Oath did an epically meta post on QOTW in which he has a live tantrum at those who think trolling is a substitute for human interaction. Consequently QOTW has gone the way of Princess Di, genuinely amusing British sketch comedy (honourable nod to Horrible Histories) and Tupac but not Biggie, let's be honest.
Er... WTF?
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:43, Reply)
Today a chap called Ken Oath did an epically meta post on QOTW in which he has a live tantrum at those who think trolling is a substitute for human interaction. Consequently QOTW has gone the way of Princess Di, genuinely amusing British sketch comedy (honourable nod to Horrible Histories) and Tupac but not Biggie, let's be honest.
Er... WTF?
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:43, Reply)
yes
but there's been all sorts of people going on boards they didn't used to go on, it's madness
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:46, Reply)
but there's been all sorts of people going on boards they didn't used to go on, it's madness
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:46, Reply)
Fry me up some eggs
I'll slap them, some buttery bread and brown sauce around my cock for you
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:49, Reply)
I'll slap them, some buttery bread and brown sauce around my cock for you
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:49, Reply)
Within a week you'll be begging for the days of PENIS BACON
Off Topic does terrible things to a boy's brain
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:52, Reply)
Off Topic does terrible things to a boy's brain
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:52, Reply)
Ah, the greener grass principle
Let's make the boy at home Monters. Want him to go back with stories to tell. Break out the sodomites
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:56, Reply)
Let's make the boy at home Monters. Want him to go back with stories to tell. Break out the sodomites
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:56, Reply)
I'll be honest, I'm tempted
but it's been a long time since I had cock or bacon
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:56, Reply)
but it's been a long time since I had cock or bacon
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:56, Reply)
but it does make that white sputum stuff you see on old bacon on a hotplate
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:58, Reply)
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:58, Reply)
Bacon milk might just have replaced cock yoghurt as my favourite spaff euphemism
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:00, Reply)
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:00, Reply)
I'll knock your teeth out with my trusty baseball bat first
No risk
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:03, Reply)
No risk
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:03, Reply)
Ironically I have the words "my cock" painted on the end of said bat
Makes for some brilliant 80's action movie one-liners.
"The last thing you'll see before I knock you the fuck out will be my cock in your face"
Etc
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:08, Reply)
Makes for some brilliant 80's action movie one-liners.
"The last thing you'll see before I knock you the fuck out will be my cock in your face"
Etc
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:08, Reply)
Our apprentice recently "your name" and "my name" tattooed on each buttock
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:44, Reply)
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:44, Reply)
There's a really obvious "cock" replacement sentence here
Cock your hard drive!
No...
On cock hard drive?
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:53, Reply)
Cock your hard drive!
No...
On cock hard drive?
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:53, Reply)
I think /QOTWers should have to wear some sort of armband until they have cleared quarantine
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:55, Reply)
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:55, Reply)
Do that thing where you trap yourself in a box over the Thames for like 6 weeks
That was definitely magic, and not attention-grabbing twattery
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:59, Reply)
That was definitely magic, and not attention-grabbing twattery
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:59, Reply)
We could go and throw sausages at him.
Actually, no, fuck that, I'm not wasting good food like that.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:01, Reply)
Actually, no, fuck that, I'm not wasting good food like that.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:01, Reply)
I tell you what, living with a veggie makes you appreciate decent meats
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:07, Reply)
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:07, Reply)
I can't decide whether you're accusing my of vegetarianism
Or being dull, predictable, boring and a bent spastic by making ANOTHER gay jibe.
Actually... yes I can.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:09, Reply)
Or being dull, predictable, boring and a bent spastic by making ANOTHER gay jibe.
Actually... yes I can.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:09, Reply)
Did you know Randy Blythe is in a Czech jail on a manslaughter charge?
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:16, Reply)
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:16, Reply)
I've probably got rice cakes or veg in a gluten-free pitta or some such
I love dieting.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:10, Reply)
I love dieting.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:10, Reply)
I've just had snack of treacle tart and Sloe Gin
i win the thursday snack wars!
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:07, Reply)
i win the thursday snack wars!
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:07, Reply)
I see
another dole scum, thins place attracts them like flies on shit
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:13, Reply)
another dole scum, thins place attracts them like flies on shit
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:13, Reply)
*Saxophone blares over a dark Chicago back alley*
Husky-voiced VT: Thin's Place. The seedy stench of the place permeated every inch of Chicago. The cops couldn't shut it down and the mob couldn't get enough of it. Everyone knew it was the bad apple spoiling the Windy City's barrel. Dole scum gravitated there like some kind of winged insect drawn to fecal matter. Poor puns, cock jokes in lieu of humour and terrible bullying flowed like tinned Boddingtons. And yet... I find myself heading back there, yet again. Why?
Because of a (panto) dame...
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:19, Reply)
Husky-voiced VT: Thin's Place. The seedy stench of the place permeated every inch of Chicago. The cops couldn't shut it down and the mob couldn't get enough of it. Everyone knew it was the bad apple spoiling the Windy City's barrel. Dole scum gravitated there like some kind of winged insect drawn to fecal matter. Poor puns, cock jokes in lieu of humour and terrible bullying flowed like tinned Boddingtons. And yet... I find myself heading back there, yet again. Why?
Because of a (panto) dame...
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:19, Reply)
I read that as "sack of treacle tart"
sounded about right for this place.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:37, Reply)
sounded about right for this place.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:37, Reply)
Hi all,
You'll be pleased to know that I am now sitting at home with my first cold beer.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:35, Reply)
You'll be pleased to know that I am now sitting at home with my first cold beer.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:35, Reply)
Just by dropping that h, I read that in my comedic 'allo 'allo accent.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:38, Reply)
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:38, Reply)
Hey Monts it was horrible, horrible I tell you
First I had to leave the cool air conditioned office then walk to my car in this heat, the air con in the car kept me cool then I had to walk from the car into the house, Ohhhhh man, lucky I have now got a cool beer to help recover from this ordeal.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:40, Reply)
First I had to leave the cool air conditioned office then walk to my car in this heat, the air con in the car kept me cool then I had to walk from the car into the house, Ohhhhh man, lucky I have now got a cool beer to help recover from this ordeal.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:40, Reply)
Listen Double H, much more of this and you're going on my banning 'maybe' list.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:49, Reply)
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:49, Reply)
Thats no punishment for a B3tan, you should make them socialise and go outdoors 100% punishment believe me
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:56, Reply)
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:56, Reply)
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