I've just had snack of treacle tart and Sloe Gin
i win the thursday snack wars!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:07, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm seriously going to ban you in a minute.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:08, Reply)

are you jealous of my afternoon snack?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:09, Reply)

i am

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:10, Reply)

I don't really like sweet food.
I'll have a gin though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:19, Reply)

bollocks,
I've got 4 cans of boddingtons and a satsuma.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:11, Reply)

at work?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:12, Reply)

no.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:13, Reply)

I see
another dole scum, thins place attracts them like flies on shit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:13, Reply)

not dole scum.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:18, Reply)

*Saxophone blares over a dark Chicago back alley*
Husky-voiced VT: Thin's Place. The seedy stench of the place permeated every inch of Chicago. The cops couldn't shut it down and the mob couldn't get enough of it. Everyone knew it was the bad apple spoiling the Windy City's barrel. Dole scum gravitated there like some kind of winged insect drawn to fecal matter. Poor puns, cock jokes in lieu of humour and terrible bullying flowed like tinned Boddingtons. And yet... I find myself heading back there, yet again. Why?

Because of a (panto) dame...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:19, Reply)

You're ripe for a banning too.
Stop it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:20, Reply)

You are really abusing your "power" this afternoon

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:23, Reply)

Get bent you pigfucking untermensch

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:26, Reply)

That's a recipe for an epic stranglewank, right there.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:34, Reply)

I read that as "sack of treacle tart"
sounded about right for this place.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:37, Reply)