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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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evening fuckos, I've just read Rory's QOTW entry and replies...what is wrong with that lot eh?
I'll be watching telly and downloading music tonight. What are you up to?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:22, 158 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner BATFINK

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:24, Reply)
slowly dying
The heat radiating from the sidewalk is burning my skin I can feel it
I'm hiding out
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:25, Reply)
are you syill hungover?
what time is it over there?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:27, Reply)
yes i am dying
2:30
Uuuugggghhhh
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:29, Reply)
oh dear, I perscribe bacon and tea

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:36, Reply)
i've had about a gallon of sweet tea

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:45, Reply)
How much is that in metric fucklitres?

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:49, Reply)
tonnes

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:55, Reply)
alright spazmo?

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:36, Reply)
aiiiigh
how are you pd or should I say RORYLYON!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:43, Reply)
I am Rory Lyon AICMFP

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:52, Reply)
I'm going out in a bit.
It may not end well.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:54, Reply)
what's the plan?

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:57, Reply)
beerbeerbeerbeerbeerbeerbeerbeer

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:05, Reply)

b qu
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:06, Reply)
Meeting up with a bunch of diving club mates.
Drinking beer. Probably just going to have a couple, really, as I felt like shit when I woke up this morning.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:07, Reply)
you should get wasted and go diving in a quarry
it'll be a reet laff
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:10, Reply)
Evening
Bit of overtime, some Leffe Brun, the Walking Dead and Team GB football
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:55, Reply)
TEAM GB!
is anyone any good playing?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:57, Reply)
Dunno yet
Will turn over now
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:00, Reply)
Possibly
Senegal don't appear to actually want the ball
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:03, Reply)
sounds great

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:06, Reply)
how did your ecg go?

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:08, Reply)
I have it booked for the 4th - next Friday

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:17, Reply)
It's about time we had a death that we could all get behind
disasterprone was such a fucking letdown, a failure in death as well as life eh kids
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:05, Reply)
I'll let everyone know
Perhaps we could ask the mods for everyone to have a candle?

Sportscow, 4eva in R hrtz
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:17, Reply)
I have my fingers crossed for The Disappointed

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:47, Reply)
What have I missed then?
Loldrama?

I'm watching Team GB teach Johnny Foreigner a swift lesson.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:41, Reply)
QOTW is dead

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:47, Reply)
Wiv da angles

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:50, Reply)
how are you? Any poo today?

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:51, Reply)
Are you confusing me with berk?

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:52, Reply)
it seems so...soz

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:55, Reply)
Technically, there was shit earlier.
I let myself into stepson's house this morning to feed the grandchildren's cats, and one of them had shat on the doormat.
Which was charming.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:59, Reply)
could have been worse,
could have found it after you had removed your shoes.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:06, Reply)
i just came back from a coffee shop
where there was not a knitting club. Nice coffee and atmosphere, though. Perhaps I will haunt there more.

Now, more arts (+f, for Jeff)
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:48, Reply)
Knit us a bobble hat would you

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:52, Reply)
i can't knit well
only crochet. But I crochet good
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:54, Reply)
can you crochet me a hat?
I don't know what the difference is
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:07, Reply)
I can
knitting is for losers, crochet is for winners
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:31, Reply)
How can you drink coffee if your hands are full of knitting needles?


Maybe there WAS a club there, but they saw you coming and pretended there wasn't.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:52, Reply)
i don't know
i kept my paraphernalia hidden
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:54, Reply)
*waggles eyebrows*

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:18, Reply)
I'd totes have a coffee and carrott cake with you cavy

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:56, Reply)
this sounds liek a very weird euphemism

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:58, Reply)
this is the best offer you've had in ages cavey, you should both fuck through your gaz boxes
that way you don't have to share your respective hideous visages
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:14, Reply)
How goes it, Rory?

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:20, Reply)
fuck off back to Buenes Arieas you troll bellened

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:20, Reply)
Huh?
Is Rory a Nazi war criminal now? I missed the memo
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:21, Reply)
but not the signs

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:24, Reply)
i heard he's got a swastika tattoo on each bum cheek.

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:24, Reply)
I saw
*shudders*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:24, Reply)
it sounds like the safest way

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:32, Reply)
I'm going to have a really big shit.

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:55, Reply)
excellent, keep us posted
as to how it goes.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:58, Reply)
i'm not sure i want to share such personal details with strangers.

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:00, Reply)
Twitter on the shitter

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:00, Reply)
i'd google this,
but i'm terrified of how many people will have regualr twitter updates of their bowel movements,
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:04, Reply)
how are you finding OT?
It's all a bit fuzzier in the evening
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:08, Reply)
it's hard to get used to people occasionally bein friendly to eachother,
my /talk "smash it all, insult them, they are all pricks" instinct is hard to suppress. When all you've known is hate, it's hard to learn to love again.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:10, Reply)
Piggles, it is all good here

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:19, Reply)
well it's not "all" good

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:21, Reply)
As long as people are posting it is better than anywhere else

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:22, Reply)
this is why I'm so prolific, sometimes the board needs jump starting

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:23, Reply)
Ape, I am your biggest fan on here

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:24, Reply)
hugz for you bbz

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:34, Reply)
*snugglewuggles*

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:21, Reply)
See?
Easy
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:22, Reply)
oh, right,
one snugglewuggle and i get labeled a whore.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:26, Reply)
I've decided Kirstin Stewart is hot

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:23, Reply)
Too fucking miserable for my liking

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:23, Reply)
I agree, but I'm watching Adventureland and shes a little cheerier

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:25, Reply)
looks a bit like
a 12 year old boy
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:25, Reply)
*moves to defcon bongle*

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:35, Reply)
alright quenders?

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:24, Reply)
Evening dozer
I have Leffe and football
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:25, Reply)
and acquired immune deficiency syndrome.

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:26, Reply)
Well durrrr

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:28, Reply)
I've received my birthday present from my dad
Well, I say received... It's a magazine subscription and given that he's paid them and given them my address, you might expect them to have sent me the first of my magazines, right? No. You know those boxes you see in gift shops for magazine subscriptions? They've posted me one of those.

So I have to write down my address - the address they sent it to - and send it back to them.

WHAT.

THE.

FUCK.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:37, Reply)
i suppose it's to ensure you actually wanted it
I mean not everyone actually wants DonkeyPorn Monthly
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:39, Reply)
oh yeah
and happy birthday
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:39, Reply)
WHO WOULDN'T!!

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:44, Reply)
Rare Software's controversial follow up zzzzzz

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:59, Reply)
what's it for?
Asian Babes? Build a HMS DAuntless replica? I love horses?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:40, Reply)
Good Food
Stuck it on my Amazon wishlist a while back and that's the one he picked :)
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:51, Reply)
Eve's all

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:52, Reply)
shit off

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:55, Reply)
back to normal, then

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:05, Reply)
you as well, larper

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:09, Reply)
thought so

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:12, Reply)
I am now officially excited by the lympics

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:10, Reply)
really? why?

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:12, Reply)
I like sport, i realise that is odd on here
however I don't like to get excited too early, for example Christmas starts 1 week before, not in October
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:14, Reply)
fair enough
i might watch the archery. I did watch quite a bit of the Chinese ones, mainly because I was only partly employed at the time and had a telly
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:14, Reply)
+10 ranger skillz lolz

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:17, Reply)
tee hee
Hawkeye, best of all the Avengers...
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:20, Reply)
Japseye would deffo be the best in xxx version

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:21, Reply)
you are a fucking japseye.

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:29, Reply)
Yah ok watevah

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:29, Reply)
YOUR SO RACIST

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:31, Reply)
nakkers whats the food mags all on about?
generic or specific?

EDIT* sorry that was LIC
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:33, Reply)
wasn't me brah

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:41, Reply)
Shaggy follow up
lesser known track
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:42, Reply)
recipes and shit
Soz, been getting all the gossip from my previous job on Facebook messenger. Apparently the Muslim guy who hated women who work has been lodging discrimination complaints against them all. Haha.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 23:33, Reply)
I wonder how Oathsy is feeling now that his precious QOTW has been taken down?
The flaming galah.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:38, Reply)
i hope he becomes a new friend for us on /talk
Seems like an alright sort.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:39, Reply)
He probably doesn't care, but don't let that stop you crowing about how hilarious you are.

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:39, Reply)
hi al, did you make fried chicken in the end?

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:41, Reply)
No, I never did.
I had a BBQ and made some burgers, and toniht I went for a curry with a friend. I'm having curry on saturday night too, but it's posh curry at a boutique restaurant in Brighton, and I'm going for another one next week with Clenders, I'm going to have to do a lot of running to make up for my extra curry consumption.

Did you make any?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:43, Reply)
curry and running lolz

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:45, Reply)
curry gives me the runs

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:52, Reply)
nah, not done in ages
i just wondered if the milk boiling gave you food poisoning
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:51, Reply)
No, my bowels are just naturally loose from the fruit and fibre I have for breakfast most days.

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:53, Reply)
Gwoan al.
Him haffa deal wid fe real me bredrin
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:41, Reply)
I'm sorry, I can't understand you, you're talking like one of those poor people that live in Hackney.

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:44, Reply)
Is why ya a deal wid me so
una know say we tight an ting fe real
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:46, Reply)
Yes, we are properly "tight an ting" for real.

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:49, Reply)
ire breds

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:50, Reply)
chillax Al.
Maybe the death of qotw will bring us closer together?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:43, Reply)
HAHAHA I'M GETTING UPSET ONLINE!!!!!!

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:44, Reply)
oh man, not as upset as me.

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:45, Reply)
Probably not, I never feel the urge to complain about you to other people when you're not around.

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:50, Reply)
Thats Probs. because you aint a needy prick, looking for attention

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:52, Reply)
FUCK YOU HARTLEY HARE.
You sound a lot like Quinton. Are you Quentin?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:53, Reply)
i think he was just nice to you
and mean to dozer
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:55, Reply)
so much bullying
:'(
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:56, Reply)
Thanks Cavy,
Your white LARPing is welcomed
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:57, Reply)
racist

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:58, Reply)
I'm so upset I can't spell no more

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:59, Reply)
You spelt no more correctly
if it's any consolation.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 23:00, Reply)
Can I have dusty bin instead
best consolation prize ever
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 23:03, Reply)
You can have Dusty Hill
as long as you promise to give him back if ZZ Top want to go on tour.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 23:05, Reply)
What about dusty springfield

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 23:11, Reply)
I WAS ON ABOUT PLUM
And i was white knighting you, jeez
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:56, Reply)
I KNOW! GOD!
Why are you so over sensitive? It's just banter innit!

Only kidding Hartley Hare, you're one of the good ones you are.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:57, Reply)
FUCK YOU AND YOR MELANOMA HEAD
i hate you, for evah
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:57, Reply)
OH GOD WHY WOULD YOU PICK ON MY HEAD WITH A CANCER JOKE
DON'T YOU KNOW MY HEAD WAS DIAGNOSED WITH NEVER BEING ABLE TO HAVE CANCER BECAUSE OF HAVING KIDS?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 23:00, Reply)
I'm not upset about qotw in the slightest bit.
I'm amused at the irony of the whole thing. I'll talk about any poster behind their back, if they read it they read it, so what.

Why would I care?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:55, Reply)
The irony?
I don't think you understand what irony means.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:56, Reply)
I most certainly do.

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:58, Reply)
Then could you please furnish me with an explanation as to why it is "ironic"
that QOTW has been stopped?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 23:01, Reply)
briefly, as i am posting from my phone
Man writes post about how B3ta is no longer a nice and pleasant place to write due to sniping and 'trolling'. Said post generates over 100 replies, most of which are sniping and 'trolling'.

Now, I'm not sure that the pulling of qotw is 100% due to the reaction to said post, but there is the possibility. If so, the irony would be that a post about how qotw has been spoiled, has resulted in it being permanently spoiled.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 23:06, Reply)
So, there is no evidence what so ever that QOTW was pulled because of that post
but, even if that were the case you are blaming the original post, rather than the sniping and "trolling" replies, for the hiatus? And you think that is irony?

I just want to make sure I'm clear on this point.

Nice edit BTW
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 23:09, Reply)
the irony is compounded by the OP not even knowing what 'trolling' means.
And yes, irony in that the outcome is the opposite to what was intended.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 23:13, Reply)
what edit?
Situational irony in fact. An incongruity between intended and actual outcome.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 23:13, Reply)
I think one of the spoiled should be replaced with soiled

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 23:10, Reply)
irony me a shirt plum

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 23:02, Reply)
a red one with a white collar?

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 23:08, Reply)
I said a shirt not a blouse

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 23:08, Reply)
oh man, the bullying never ends.

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 23:10, Reply)
Shut up nobody likes you TRUEFACTS

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 23:15, Reply)
Harters, a troll like me aint out to make no friends.
I cry myself to sleep every night.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 23:17, Reply)
+ whilst angry wanking

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 23:18, Reply)
is there any other type of wanking?

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 23:19, Reply)
This seems right up your street
theatrenotes.blogspot.co.uk/2012/02/review-year-of-magical-wanking.html

On that note ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 23:25, Reply)
what, HIV and gay men?
That is indeed totes my ting.

Cheers H Dog.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 23:28, Reply)
Holy fucking fuck.
There are 434 previous questions archived.

Pity I've got an early start today.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 23:59, Reply)
it's a crying shame.
*cries*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 0:01, Reply)

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