"Ultimately, in the history of [the] world, penises entering vaginas have given a lot of people a lot of pleasure; axes entering skulls, well, not so much.” George RR Martin
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 13:00, 52 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Good point well made.

( WormuIus, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 13:02, Reply)

What about penises entering skulls, and axes entering vaginas?

( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 13:36, Reply)

from this we can surmise
that penises are better than axes
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 14:00, Reply)

AND MY AXE!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 14:17, Reply)

+wound

(The Luggage is haunted..., Sun 29 Jul 2012, 14:34, Reply)

Mummy! Mummy! What's that between your legs?
Oh. Ummm. That's where daddy hit me with an axe.
Ooof. Right in the cunt.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 14:36, Reply)

What about athletes entering Olympic events?
GO TEAM GB
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 13:59, Reply)

Although i whole heartedly agree with you,
I'm worried this is some sort of rape threat.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 29 Jul 2012, 14:05, Reply)

Everything Cavy says is a rape threat.

(Bazongaloid, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 14:40, Reply)

i'm not sure i like that.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 29 Jul 2012, 14:41, Reply)

it's not because she's nasty
It's just she hasn't got any for quite a while and so if there is the slightest opportunity she'd be on it like an agressive test tube on a bottle brush
(Bazongaloid, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 14:48, Reply)

i know a guy, who knows a guy,
Who'll fuck anything. Shall I gaz cavy his email address?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 29 Jul 2012, 14:57, Reply)

holy bastard what an analogy
In other news, I'm going to get a bonus check from work
I'm going "to use THAT to pop by
( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 14:59, Reply)

*adds to dating profile*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 15:00, Reply)

I AM SO HUNGOVER

( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 14:49, Reply)

go back in time and drink less

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 29 Jul 2012, 14:58, Reply)

my time machine has no charge

( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 15:01, Reply)

Go further back in time and don't be born a complete nancy.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 15:01, Reply)

I've had tea so it's not so bad

( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 15:05, Reply)

GO TEAM GB TEA

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 15:06, Reply)

sorry
It was American south sweet iced tea
( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 15:08, Reply)

You dirty fucking cunt.
No'ffence like.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 15:16, Reply)

Again? I think you need an intervention

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 16:15, Reply)

hahahaha
2 times in a week hardly needs an intervention
I've already decided that my friends and I need to go to book club or practice watercolors instead of drinking
( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 16:22, Reply)

can you not drink while reading a book or painting?
I reckon I could.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 29 Jul 2012, 16:30, Reply)

instead of!

( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 16:45, Reply)

Anyone in?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 16:14, Reply)

I'm enjoying the lympics.
Got horse dancing on the laptop, and diving on the TV. GO TEAM GB!
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 29 Jul 2012, 16:22, Reply)

horse dancing!
You massive gay.
( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 16:23, Reply)

I like the horses.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 29 Jul 2012, 16:24, Reply)

best of allllll the animals

( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 16:25, Reply)

I love horses.
They make me feel slightly more comfortable with my disfiguringly massive penis.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 16:26, Reply)

Diving for me as well, waiting for the f1 at 5 really

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 16:42, Reply)

same,
I like Hungary, good little circuit.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 29 Jul 2012, 16:58, Reply)

I'm afraid I don't know much about either.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 29 Jul 2012, 16:32, Reply)

Afternoon B3th
I'm not letting you chop down any tree's then
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 16:40, Reply)

GOLD MEDAL GROCERS APOSTROPHE
GO TEAM ILITURIT!
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 16:44, Reply)

*chears*
*waivs*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 29 Jul 2012, 17:06, Reply)

Penises and vaginas have caused a fair. It of bother themselves

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 16:44, Reply)

I wonder what the stats are on death by axe to the head vs penis to the head vs putting your head in a vagina.
TO GOOGLE!
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 29 Jul 2012, 16:57, Reply)

4-1-12

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 29 Jul 2012, 18:06, Reply)

an interesting result

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 18:36, Reply)

who knew a vagina would be wide enough for a whole head

( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 18:51, Reply)

heads come out of vaginas fairly regularly

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 18:53, Reply)

apparently 9 of those deaths have been attributed to Janet Aylia.
She will see this when she vanity searches her name. Man eating vagina.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 29 Jul 2012, 19:03, Reply)

Dude, she doesn't REALLY have vagina dentata.
She just stuffs a set of false teeth up there to scare Frisbee-boy off.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 29 Jul 2012, 19:10, Reply)

i assumed adult sized

( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 19:06, Reply)

Yeah. The LOVELY "IT'S IN THE INTERESTS OF SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERY" KKKkKkkkkKkkkKKrRrrRRRrrrRRiiIIIiiiIsSSsssssSSStttTttTtiiIIiinnNNnneEEeEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Panders*
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 29 Jul 2012, 19:11, Reply)

He's WRONG.
And after your axe has entered their skull you can have the added bonus of your penis entering their vagina while they're still twitching.
GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT DRAGON-BOTHERER!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 29 Jul 2012, 19:09, Reply)

lololololdragonbotherer
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTUUUUUUUUUUUUJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ
( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 19:28, Reply)

*MOAR PANDERINGS*

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 29 Jul 2012, 19:31, Reply)

I think every shortened URL
on the internet has been changed to those cycling dudes with their tight shorts
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 19:12, Reply)