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I'VE HAD A BRILLIANT IDEA!!!!!!
What we need is yet another interminable discussion about different types of mobile telephone!!!
GO!
Actually could we not? Just for one day? If I say please?
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:16, 99 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
What we need is yet another interminable discussion about different types of mobile telephone!!!
GO!
Actually could we not? Just for one day? If I say please?
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:16, 99 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Someone I know spotted some hipster prick round our way
with an old-style bakelite handset plugged into their iPhone.
The mind boggles.
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:23, Reply)
with an old-style bakelite handset plugged into their iPhone.
The mind boggles.
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:23, Reply)
seen that advertised
worst one I've seen is the case that looks like a cassette tape, so when they're videoing something it looks like they're holding a shitty cassette up to their face.
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:29, Reply)
worst one I've seen is the case that looks like a cassette tape, so when they're videoing something it looks like they're holding a shitty cassette up to their face.
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:29, Reply)
My one makes it look like the back of a black mobile phone
It's super realistic
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:33, Reply)
It's super realistic
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:33, Reply)
I swear at mine every single day without fail
My contract doesn't run out until March. CUNTING THING.
HTC Desire by the way. Not HD, not S, not KGB or whatever.
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:21, Reply)
My contract doesn't run out until March. CUNTING THING.
HTC Desire by the way. Not HD, not S, not KGB or whatever.
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:21, Reply)
It's cloudy and warm today
I don't like it Sir...not one little bit.
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:22, Reply)
I don't like it Sir...not one little bit.
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:22, Reply)
Cool!
I have the Spazmatic Deacon-S plus - it's a 'WAP phone' which means I get Teletext on it.
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:24, Reply)
I have the Spazmatic Deacon-S plus - it's a 'WAP phone' which means I get Teletext on it.
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:24, Reply)
Jel doesn't come near.
I used to have the Onken Munch Bunch Desire but the reception was terrible so I returned it to the Belfast Gang off Why Don't You? who I got it from .
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:29, Reply)
I used to have the Onken Munch Bunch Desire but the reception was terrible so I returned it to the Belfast Gang off Why Don't You? who I got it from .
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:29, Reply)
Mine says it's 'Gremlins'
but I'm fairly sure the cup SLASH lid on the flask is ACTUALLY 'Muppet Show'.
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:33, Reply)
but I'm fairly sure the cup SLASH lid on the flask is ACTUALLY 'Muppet Show'.
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:33, Reply)
Rather than a volume control
Can you go to page 888 and have conversations sub titled?
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:29, Reply)
Can you go to page 888 and have conversations sub titled?
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:29, Reply)
The holidays you can get on there are amazing.
The graphics are so ironic.
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:30, Reply)
The graphics are so ironic.
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:30, Reply)
i actually really miss teletext.
can anyone link me to a Bamboozle emulator? thks.
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:33, Reply)
can anyone link me to a Bamboozle emulator? thks.
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:33, Reply)
There's a girl that works in the same technology park as me
That looks a bit like a porn star. Does that mean she's fair game? I just want to know where I stand here.
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:28, Reply)
That looks a bit like a porn star. Does that mean she's fair game? I just want to know where I stand here.
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:28, Reply)
She'd probably be well up for some sex when you tell her about your band.
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:32, Reply)
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You reckon?
Oh man...maybe I could show her some of my SWEET CHOPS
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:34, Reply)
Oh man...maybe I could show her some of my SWEET CHOPS
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:34, Reply)
I'm going to watch Olympic Weightlifting tonight
It's the mens 77kg and there are no British entrants, so should I support the Korean, the Egyptian, the Pole, the Chinese, the other Chinese, the Thai, the Cuban or the Armenian?
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:31, Reply)
It's the mens 77kg and there are no British entrants, so should I support the Korean, the Egyptian, the Pole, the Chinese, the other Chinese, the Thai, the Cuban or the Armenian?
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:31, Reply)
I thought that
But I'm scared of Monty's brash claims of superior knowledge in all historical matters, possibly on account of having witnessed many of them first-hand.
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:39, Reply)
But I'm scared of Monty's brash claims of superior knowledge in all historical matters, possibly on account of having witnessed many of them first-hand.
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:39, Reply)
I just made it up.
My 'lives of the saints' expertise is a little suspect to say the least.
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:40, Reply)
My 'lives of the saints' expertise is a little suspect to say the least.
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:40, Reply)
And I thought that you really knew those twins, the big nosed one and the black one.
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Do you know the Aussie punk band The Saints?
Their single 'I'm Stranded' is a masterpiece of sub-Stooges genius.
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:43, Reply)
Their single 'I'm Stranded' is a masterpiece of sub-Stooges genius.
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:43, Reply)
I do not.
Are they one of those rare exceptions to the All Aussie bands are shit rule then?
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:45, Reply)
Are they one of those rare exceptions to the All Aussie bands are shit rule then?
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:45, Reply)
The Missing Links' Rich With Nothin is
a) a garage classic and
b) Australian
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:55, Reply)
a) a garage classic and
b) Australian
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:55, Reply)
it was brilliant, but then everyone else had heard of it and i went RIGHT off it.
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He floats around giving it the big internet hard man
In a Simon Sharma style.
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:41, Reply)
In a Simon Sharma style.
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:41, Reply)
How the fuck would I know?
Do I look like a fucking A-rab or some shit?????
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:40, Reply)
Do I look like a fucking A-rab or some shit?????
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:40, Reply)
I offered you a ride on the TH Express earlier
and I was snubbed. SNUBBED!
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:37, Reply)
and I was snubbed. SNUBBED!
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:37, Reply)
LUNCH!
Monts. I've been bullied into helping the family business on my day off.
What sort of bullshit is that?
Anyway, I've got a raise and will get 2 bonuses at the end of the year with my other job and if I don't blow it allll I'm going to pop by, k?
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:34, Reply)
Monts. I've been bullied into helping the family business on my day off.
What sort of bullshit is that?
Anyway, I've got a raise and will get 2 bonuses at the end of the year with my other job and if I don't blow it allll I'm going to pop by, k?
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:34, Reply)
I'll tell you which kind: CRAZY DAMN BULLSHIT. That's what.
That sounds fucking SUPER-COOL. You have FREE ACCOMMODATION in a TOP CENTRAL LONDON LOCATION just waiting for you whenever you like.
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:37, Reply)
That sounds fucking SUPER-COOL. You have FREE ACCOMMODATION in a TOP CENTRAL LONDON LOCATION just waiting for you whenever you like.
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:37, Reply)
I was 'moved on'.
I now live in the doorway of Top Shop, Oxford St.
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:45, Reply)
I now live in the doorway of Top Shop, Oxford St.
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:45, Reply)
oh well in that case, yes i am coming to see you!
Next check is going to be passport application!
Oh man, do I get to have my own bash? This is so exciting!
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:55, Reply)
Next check is going to be passport application!
Oh man, do I get to have my own bash? This is so exciting!
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:55, Reply)
Also can you please bring some "grits" and some "Biscuits" and some "gravy" Thanks.
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Oh really? Can't we just meet her for a drink rather than having to announce it among this bunch of fucking inbred peados?
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:59, Reply)
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I'm thinking of getting a new carrier bag
ideally one that I could carry a mobile phone in.
Has anyone got any tips/strong opinions worth arguing on the internet about?
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:41, Reply)
ideally one that I could carry a mobile phone in.
Has anyone got any tips/strong opinions worth arguing on the internet about?
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:41, Reply)
make sure its got handles
I cant stand it when a shop gives you a bag without handles, and you have to grab the bag all the way home.
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:35, Reply)
I cant stand it when a shop gives you a bag without handles, and you have to grab the bag all the way home.
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:35, Reply)
I am on a conference call using my Blackberry curve, I can't really hear anything
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:41, Reply)
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tried that, the quality is shit
It's mainly bad news so i don't care too much
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:43, Reply)
It's mainly bad news so i don't care too much
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:43, Reply)
I haven't done a poo today...but what happens if I'm asked something
*echos ominously*
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:04, Reply)
*echos ominously*
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:04, Reply)
As someone who carries a Pay and Go phone which has not had any credit for two years in case I fall off my bike and need an ambulance
I admire how these phone companies have convinced the masses that they not only want one but that they are absolutely necessary. 1200 free text messages a month? Fuck off why would anyone actually need that, 1200 free minutes? What for? Also, free? "Well Phil, I pay £40 a month but I get loads of free minutes!" No you don't, you pay £480 a year to talk to other people when 9 times out of 10 you don't need too. That's more than one of Swipeys haircuts! Also text messaging is retarded.
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:56, Reply)
I admire how these phone companies have convinced the masses that they not only want one but that they are absolutely necessary. 1200 free text messages a month? Fuck off why would anyone actually need that, 1200 free minutes? What for? Also, free? "Well Phil, I pay £40 a month but I get loads of free minutes!" No you don't, you pay £480 a year to talk to other people when 9 times out of 10 you don't need too. That's more than one of Swipeys haircuts! Also text messaging is retarded.
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:56, Reply)
Also camera phones are shit
Instagram is also shit
People have spent years making photography better and then shit like instagram which makes your pictures look even worse gets bought for a billion
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:00, Reply)
Instagram is also shit
People have spent years making photography better and then shit like instagram which makes your pictures look even worse gets bought for a billion
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:00, Reply)
they are great, when they are clean
the majority of photos I see are misty white washed poorly composed drivel.
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:34, Reply)
the majority of photos I see are misty white washed poorly composed drivel.
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:34, Reply)
Camera phones and speakers are shit for the same reasons.
too small, ye canna change the laws of physics, cap'n.
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:44, Reply)
too small, ye canna change the laws of physics, cap'n.
( , Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:44, Reply)
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