I am a REAL lady.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 10:01, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

+CT

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 10:03, Reply)

ctlady?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 10:06, Reply)

is drimble trying to tell me I need a ct scan?
OH SHIT!!!!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 10:11, Reply)

i'll be honest here, i have no idea what Drimble was going for

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 10:12, Reply)

Rectal, I think.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 10:18, Reply)

And not for the first time, etc

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 10:19, Reply)

ooooooooooooooooooooooh!
clever
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 10:20, Reply)

I've got it!!!!
RECTAL lady
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 10:19, Reply)

oh man, i love david soul.
or joe cocker. take your pick.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 10:23, Reply)

Speaking of David Soul
I watched Salem's Lot the other day for the first time in years. Totally forgot James Mason was in it.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 10:30, Reply)

Also speaking of David Soul
my old flatmate used to work for Granada Men & Motors as an editor. He got Soul in to voiceover some ads for Starsky and Hutch repeats: apparently he was drunk out of his mind throughout, and urinated in the lift on his way out.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 10:39, Reply)

David Soul, on the other hand, was sober as a judgezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 10:39, Reply)

a friend of mine saw david soul in a chip shop in chelmsford once
and drunkenly sang 'don't give up on us baby' at him. he was pissed as well and they delivered a rousing rendition to two bored housewives and a tramp.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 10:55, Reply)

As I understand it, he is pissed all the time.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:01, Reply)

whatta man whatta man whatta man whatta mighty good man.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:05, Reply)

If you're offering

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 10:12, Reply)