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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Right, that's enough of that shit.
BOOKS.
Do you like books? I do, I like them a lot. When was the last time you were excited about a book coming out? I used to get excited about those Shardlake novels but the last one was a bit pony.
However THIS MOTHERFUCKER is guaranteed to be excellent:
www.amazon.co.uk/Ninja-John-Man/dp/0593068114
He’s the author of two superb tomes about Genghis and Kublai Khan. This one will be well-researched and very readable. And it’s about ninjas ffs.
Is there a classic book which you haven’t read which you feel you should?
Or perhaps you’ve read a so-called classic and found it to be shit. I consider ‘Moby-Dick’ and the entire works of both Shakespeare and Dickens to be a heap of shit. I may just have mentioned this before.
I regard Dostoevsky and Alexandre Dumas to be top-hole. If you do not, then you have fleas and are gay. No returns.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:28, 215 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
BOOKS.
Do you like books? I do, I like them a lot. When was the last time you were excited about a book coming out? I used to get excited about those Shardlake novels but the last one was a bit pony.
However THIS MOTHERFUCKER is guaranteed to be excellent:
www.amazon.co.uk/Ninja-John-Man/dp/0593068114
He’s the author of two superb tomes about Genghis and Kublai Khan. This one will be well-researched and very readable. And it’s about ninjas ffs.
Is there a classic book which you haven’t read which you feel you should?
Or perhaps you’ve read a so-called classic and found it to be shit. I consider ‘Moby-Dick’ and the entire works of both Shakespeare and Dickens to be a heap of shit. I may just have mentioned this before.
I regard Dostoevsky and Alexandre Dumas to be top-hole. If you do not, then you have fleas and are gay. No returns.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:28, 215 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
i'm gonna call you a dick again right here, then i'll click ignore
and see if you were fast enough to see it and reply
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:31, Reply)
and see if you were fast enough to see it and reply
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:31, Reply)
Dickens is fucking dreadful.
But Shakespeare's comedies in particular are dreadful.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:31, Reply)
But Shakespeare's comedies in particular are dreadful.
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I saw a comedy of errors at the globe.
I enjoyed it, you can buy beer and drink it while standing up!
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:33, Reply)
I enjoyed it, you can buy beer and drink it while standing up!
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:33, Reply)
I'd really like to go to the Globe, but not to see a play as I dislike plays intensely.
Fucking overblown hammy tosser ac-torrrs.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:34, Reply)
Fucking overblown hammy tosser ac-torrrs.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:34, Reply)
I just had a look, I'm down in london on saturday, might go see Henry V
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People who act shakespeare seem very 'Oh look at me, I'm doing Shakespeare, aren't I highbrow'
whereas if you read the plays (which I did when I was in my twenties, during lunchbreaks at work) they are actually quite funny. Well, the comedies are, anyway. I'm not so keen on the tragedies.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:38, Reply)
whereas if you read the plays (which I did when I was in my twenties, during lunchbreaks at work) they are actually quite funny. Well, the comedies are, anyway. I'm not so keen on the tragedies.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:38, Reply)
Twelfth Night is dross.
1. The plot is pathetic
2. The characters are shallow and shit
3. It's filled with gags which haven't been funny for hundreds of years: 'relevant today' my cock-end
Just shit.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:42, Reply)
1. The plot is pathetic
2. The characters are shallow and shit
3. It's filled with gags which haven't been funny for hundreds of years: 'relevant today' my cock-end
Just shit.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:42, Reply)
They were essentially the Carry On films of their age
Quite funny the first time you read/see them, but can you see school kids in four hundred years trying to analyse 'Ooh Matron'?
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:44, Reply)
Quite funny the first time you read/see them, but can you see school kids in four hundred years trying to analyse 'Ooh Matron'?
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:44, Reply)
I have had a half-baked idea for a thesis
on 'the Carry On films as a social barometer' in my head for a good 20 years now. How you can see the shift in values etc in the 60s into the 70s by those films, and how by the time they ended they'd become redundant.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:46, Reply)
on 'the Carry On films as a social barometer' in my head for a good 20 years now. How you can see the shift in values etc in the 60s into the 70s by those films, and how by the time they ended they'd become redundant.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:46, Reply)
I had a great idea for a thesis after I finished my degree
but it wasn't really feasible to research, and no-one except Endemol would fund it.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:48, Reply)
but it wasn't really feasible to research, and no-one except Endemol would fund it.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:48, Reply)
twelfth night is indeed shit.
but a midsummer night's dream is genius.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:13, Reply)
but a midsummer night's dream is genius.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:13, Reply)
"I'm only reading it for the articles! Now, where's that fucking oven glove gone?"
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No idea, it just seems to be the excuse used when people are caught with porn
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Embarrassing as it is, I think the last book I was looking forward to coming out was the final Harry Potter book
It's still the only series I've read as it was being written, so I would always look forward to the next one.
There are several I need to read; To Kill A Mockingbird, Of Mice And Men, Catch 22 (which I have at home), etc.
I thought Catcher In The Rye was absolutely shite, and the little I read of Dickens, I really didn't enjoy.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:32, Reply)
It's still the only series I've read as it was being written, so I would always look forward to the next one.
There are several I need to read; To Kill A Mockingbird, Of Mice And Men, Catch 22 (which I have at home), etc.
I thought Catcher In The Rye was absolutely shite, and the little I read of Dickens, I really didn't enjoy.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:32, Reply)
I love Catcher in the Rye, but my main ting is American fiction anyway.
You should try Less Than Zero.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:37, Reply)
You should try Less Than Zero.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:37, Reply)
I also liked Catcher in the Rye
see also Jack Kerouac's On the Road
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:39, Reply)
see also Jack Kerouac's On the Road
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:39, Reply)
I have tried to read it several times and got bored each time.
I don't understand, because I'm sure it is supposed to appeal to me.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:54, Reply)
I don't understand, because I'm sure it is supposed to appeal to me.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:54, Reply)
For the life of me I couldn't see how it 'shaped a generation' or whatever.
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I have a couple of recordings of Kerouac reading excerpts from that and some other books
accompanied by a jazz pianist extemporising underneath it all, and that is excellent. The words and his delivery are very pleasing to listen to, but I still can't read him.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:13, Reply)
accompanied by a jazz pianist extemporising underneath it all, and that is excellent. The words and his delivery are very pleasing to listen to, but I still can't read him.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:13, Reply)
If it's the same style as Catcher, I don't think I'd be able to enjoy it
The stream of consciousness style of writing just leaves me cold.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:46, Reply)
The stream of consciousness style of writing just leaves me cold.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:46, Reply)
Thematically similar
But with coke, gang rape of a 12 year old, ennui, fast cars and male prostitutes.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:53, Reply)
But with coke, gang rape of a 12 year old, ennui, fast cars and male prostitutes.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:53, Reply)
I thought Holden Caulfield was an irritating prick and that ruined the book for me.
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have you seen the "family guy" where quagmire rants at brian about that book?
haha
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:57, Reply)
haha
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I think I was the same age as Caulfield when I read it
perhaps if I read it as an adult I might've been more forgiving.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:16, Reply)
perhaps if I read it as an adult I might've been more forgiving.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:16, Reply)
I was 14 at the time, I think that probably made me hate him less
If I read it now, I don't think I could get past the first few pages.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:18, Reply)
If I read it now, I don't think I could get past the first few pages.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:18, Reply)
Don't bother with To Kill A spanking Bird, it is truly awful, plus there is a rabid dog that gets shot, may have my real name. We were forced to read it at school, it was uninteresting, talks about smacked up old women and magnolia or camellia bushes, and yes my namesake gets shot!
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:13, Reply)
oh man.
Modernism. The single most important literary movement of the 20th century, but fucking boring. I'd rather rim localboy than read Woolf, Lawrence or Joyce again.
I last got excited about Imperial Bedrooms- it's much better than Lunar Park but nowhere near as good as Less Than Zero, American Psycho or The Informers.
I'm on a Martin Amis tip right now, then I'm going to finish Gravity's Rainbow.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:35, Reply)
Modernism. The single most important literary movement of the 20th century, but fucking boring. I'd rather rim localboy than read Woolf, Lawrence or Joyce again.
I last got excited about Imperial Bedrooms- it's much better than Lunar Park but nowhere near as good as Less Than Zero, American Psycho or The Informers.
I'm on a Martin Amis tip right now, then I'm going to finish Gravity's Rainbow.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:35, Reply)
Ulysses is the ultimate 'emperor's new clothes' book.
People are scared to admit that it's an unreadable mountain of faeces.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:45, Reply)
People are scared to admit that it's an unreadable mountain of faeces.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:45, Reply)
Shut your face!
Fleas, fuck off.
I tried reading A Picture of Dorian Gray recently. It was a bit gay...
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:36, Reply)
Fleas, fuck off.
I tried reading A Picture of Dorian Gray recently. It was a bit gay...
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:36, Reply)
I quite enjoyed Dorian Gray, whilst the story was a bit thin, the imagery was excellent.
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he really was. although
some sadist bought me "the happy prince" and other stories when i was a kid. the one where the nightingale kills herself to produce a red rose made me cry for hours. it was right up there with the "watership down" photo book as a SHIT BOOK FOR A CHILD.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:44, Reply)
some sadist bought me "the happy prince" and other stories when i was a kid. the one where the nightingale kills herself to produce a red rose made me cry for hours. it was right up there with the "watership down" photo book as a SHIT BOOK FOR A CHILD.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:44, Reply)
i know you far too well to click on that
when are you going to add me on song pop, btw? same username as here...
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:54, Reply)
when are you going to add me on song pop, btw? same username as here...
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:54, Reply)
There is one whole chapter that is purely imagery
where he bangs on and on about some silk or shit which added absolutely nothing to the story and irritated me slightly. Apart from that I enjoyed it.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:45, Reply)
where he bangs on and on about some silk or shit which added absolutely nothing to the story and irritated me slightly. Apart from that I enjoyed it.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:45, Reply)
the best for that kind of shite is thomas hardy
see "far from the madding crowd", where he rhapsodises for a whole 3 pages about his hero gabriel oak (the name is v subtle). then summarises: "in short, he was 28 and a bachelor." WHY NOT JUST SAY THAT, YOU TURGID CUNT?
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:56, Reply)
see "far from the madding crowd", where he rhapsodises for a whole 3 pages about his hero gabriel oak (the name is v subtle). then summarises: "in short, he was 28 and a bachelor." WHY NOT JUST SAY THAT, YOU TURGID CUNT?
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:56, Reply)
I DETEST Thomas Hardy.
The Mayor of fucking Casterbridge is one of the most deary, depressing reads ever.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:02, Reply)
The Mayor of fucking Casterbridge is one of the most deary, depressing reads ever.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:02, Reply)
I loved the Python sketch about Hardy writing 'A Stranger Returns'
A Saturday afternoon in November was approaching...
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:05, Reply)
A Saturday afternoon in November was approaching...
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:05, Reply)
Stupid fucking authors, wasting our precious time.
Who do they think they are, eh?
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:03, Reply)
Who do they think they are, eh?
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:03, Reply)
It's great actually.
Here's a tip- drop the Pratchett and try some books for grown ups.
Then lose your virginity.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:38, Reply)
Here's a tip- drop the Pratchett and try some books for grown ups.
Then lose your virginity.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:38, Reply)
Drop Pratchett?
Never!!
By the way, have you been looking through my Kindle collection or something?
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:15, Reply)
Never!!
By the way, have you been looking through my Kindle collection or something?
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:15, Reply)
i am a total obsessive
my flat looks like a library. i have no room for any more bookshelves, and have no idea what to do about this.
i also have different books in different places - one in my handbag for the tube (about ww1 trench soldiers, is good, but the conditions were nothing like the district line in the rush hour, frankly), one by my bath, one on my bedside table - and i read them all in conjunction. which i have been told is weird. meh.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:37, Reply)
my flat looks like a library. i have no room for any more bookshelves, and have no idea what to do about this.
i also have different books in different places - one in my handbag for the tube (about ww1 trench soldiers, is good, but the conditions were nothing like the district line in the rush hour, frankly), one by my bath, one on my bedside table - and i read them all in conjunction. which i have been told is weird. meh.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:37, Reply)
Late reply is late
I always have 3-5 books on the go I see it as no odder than watching a few different TV shows
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:33, Reply)
I always have 3-5 books on the go I see it as no odder than watching a few different TV shows
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:33, Reply)
I just finished a book about a scottish gangster and his underworldy dealings
Stories were good but the actual writing was piss poor
My next book is a factual book on D-Day and I'm also reading my first graphic novel at the moment, which is a bit odd
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:38, Reply)
Stories were good but the actual writing was piss poor
My next book is a factual book on D-Day and I'm also reading my first graphic novel at the moment, which is a bit odd
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:38, Reply)
Wasn't written by Dan Brown, was it?
Whilst I did enjoy his stories at the time, I now can't even try to read them, as his writing is just so piss poor.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:40, Reply)
Whilst I did enjoy his stories at the time, I now can't even try to read them, as his writing is just so piss poor.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:40, Reply)
haha!
No. Annoyingly I cannot remember the titles of either book I've just mentioned. No facts, right here!
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:41, Reply)
No. Annoyingly I cannot remember the titles of either book I've just mentioned. No facts, right here!
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:41, Reply)
I'm reading Watchmen again, for about the fifth time
I read Michael Palin's diaries (69-79) recently. That was pretty good, although it took me months.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:40, Reply)
I read Michael Palin's diaries (69-79) recently. That was pretty good, although it took me months.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:40, Reply)
it was an awesome read - i must remember to get volume 2.
palin is one of my weird crushes. i still would.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:11, Reply)
palin is one of my weird crushes. i still would.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:11, Reply)
Yeah, I'd like to read the next one
I've not got much else planned for the next 18 months.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:21, Reply)
I've not got much else planned for the next 18 months.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:21, Reply)
Does watching the Beach Volleyball ladies smack each others arses count as a book?
If so then that.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:41, Reply)
If so then that.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:41, Reply)
I love books, me. That's one of the few things my parents did for me. Taught me to appreciate books.
Dickens, though, is fucking shit, as is Zola and the rest of the realist authors of the 19th century. Twenty pages to describe the setting and half a page to describe a year's worth of action.
There's a couple of authors I love, and always read what they release. Nothing Booker-worthy or anything. One's a chick lit type girl, and the others are thriller/mystery/adventure books.
Basically, if a book sleeve mentions 'centuries' old mystery' and 'change the face of the world', I'm there.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:43, Reply)
Dickens, though, is fucking shit, as is Zola and the rest of the realist authors of the 19th century. Twenty pages to describe the setting and half a page to describe a year's worth of action.
There's a couple of authors I love, and always read what they release. Nothing Booker-worthy or anything. One's a chick lit type girl, and the others are thriller/mystery/adventure books.
Basically, if a book sleeve mentions 'centuries' old mystery' and 'change the face of the world', I'm there.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:43, Reply)
I had a couple of university modules on realist authors
Fucking horrendous. As if Dickens wasn't bad enough, try having to read Zola in French.
And don't get me started on Goethe.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:46, Reply)
Fucking horrendous. As if Dickens wasn't bad enough, try having to read Zola in French.
And don't get me started on Goethe.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:46, Reply)
As before- just because a movement is of critical importance to the form
Does nit mean it is in any way superior or more enjoyable.
Having said that, Beckett is fucking funny.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:50, Reply)
Does nit mean it is in any way superior or more enjoyable.
Having said that, Beckett is fucking funny.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:50, Reply)
I loved Beckett
and Ionesco. I did a module on Theatre of the Absurd in my final year. Bloody brilliant.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:57, Reply)
and Ionesco. I did a module on Theatre of the Absurd in my final year. Bloody brilliant.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:57, Reply)
You seem like a nice chap, but you are wrong.
Germinal? Toss. Thérèse Raquin? No thank you.
The other extreme isn't much better. Ever read Flaubert?
Alain Robbe-Grillet, on the other hand, is bloody brilliant. Les Gommes is a wonderful dream-sequence of a book, where the character doesn't know who he is or whether he's real, or what else is real, and he's detective-ing.
As I rather pretentiously said in my A Level French oral exam, it's the antithesis of Cartesian philosphy.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:51, Reply)
Germinal? Toss. Thérèse Raquin? No thank you.
The other extreme isn't much better. Ever read Flaubert?
Alain Robbe-Grillet, on the other hand, is bloody brilliant. Les Gommes is a wonderful dream-sequence of a book, where the character doesn't know who he is or whether he's real, or what else is real, and he's detective-ing.
As I rather pretentiously said in my A Level French oral exam, it's the antithesis of Cartesian philosphy.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:51, Reply)
Well, I'm just an engineer, not an arts student.
So I guess you must be right*
* not all right
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:14, Reply)
So I guess you must be right*
* not all right
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:14, Reply)
I wrote my Literature dissertation on
Masculinity and Subjectivity in the Postmodern American Novel.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:43, Reply)
Masculinity and Subjectivity in the Postmodern American Novel.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:43, Reply)
American Psycho was one of the main texts.
I even covered the intertextual playfulness of the irony in the repeated motif of vampires when it's all surface, surface, surface.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:46, Reply)
I even covered the intertextual playfulness of the irony in the repeated motif of vampires when it's all surface, surface, surface.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:46, Reply)
i love american psycho.
i lent it to a guy i work with and he complained that it was 'too superficial'.
well, yes...
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:11, Reply)
i lent it to a guy i work with and he complained that it was 'too superficial'.
well, yes...
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:11, Reply)
It's a wonderful read.
I do facepalm though when pricks call it 'boring'.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:18, Reply)
I do facepalm though when pricks call it 'boring'.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:18, Reply)
what's not to love about an entire chapter devoted to the ouvre of whitney houston?
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I've never read a book by Dickens, and hopefully never will.
I love the books of Emil Zola. Real down to earth grime and poverty, with a french accent. H G Wells is very good too, and Primo Levi is brilliant. I almost never read modern novels. I have just finished reading a memoir called Rifleman, about a fellow in the rifle brigade and paras in WW2, that was very good.
I want to read Le Morte d'Arthur one day.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:45, Reply)
I love the books of Emil Zola. Real down to earth grime and poverty, with a french accent. H G Wells is very good too, and Primo Levi is brilliant. I almost never read modern novels. I have just finished reading a memoir called Rifleman, about a fellow in the rifle brigade and paras in WW2, that was very good.
I want to read Le Morte d'Arthur one day.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:45, Reply)
I'm reading Dickens at the moment because I never have and feel that I should.
I've read Victorian authors before and usually the language is easy enough to read but Dickens is pretty florid. Makes it more difficult to read, in my opinion.
I found Moby Dick to be almost incomprehensible and therefore I lost interest pretty rapidly.
I'm buying up a lot of classics at the moment. Next on the list Fahrenheit 451 and Waverley.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:45, Reply)
I've read Victorian authors before and usually the language is easy enough to read but Dickens is pretty florid. Makes it more difficult to read, in my opinion.
I found Moby Dick to be almost incomprehensible and therefore I lost interest pretty rapidly.
I'm buying up a lot of classics at the moment. Next on the list Fahrenheit 451 and Waverley.
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The key to understanding Moby Dick is that it was unedited.
This is why you get a chapter of not-bad book followed by what is merely a bunch of his research notes on fucking whales or whatever. People who think it’s groundbreaking etc don’t realise that the only thing groundbreaking about it is that no-one cut out all the shit, leaving it confusing and tiresome.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:52, Reply)
This is why you get a chapter of not-bad book followed by what is merely a bunch of his research notes on fucking whales or whatever. People who think it’s groundbreaking etc don’t realise that the only thing groundbreaking about it is that no-one cut out all the shit, leaving it confusing and tiresome.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:52, Reply)
I just got bored shitless
of trying to work out what the fuck he was talking about half the time. I'm sure preserving 19th century Nantucket whaling slang was really fucking important but a readable book it does not make.
Edit: although one of my favourite literary quotes does come from that book.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:55, Reply)
of trying to work out what the fuck he was talking about half the time. I'm sure preserving 19th century Nantucket whaling slang was really fucking important but a readable book it does not make.
Edit: although one of my favourite literary quotes does come from that book.
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And he piled upon the whale's white hump all the sum of rage and hate felt by his race from Adam down;
and then, as if his chest had been a mortar, he burst his heart's hot shell upon it.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:08, Reply)
and then, as if his chest had been a mortar, he burst his heart's hot shell upon it.
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i love dickens
but my mother couldn't stand him for the reason you mention.
someone wrote one of those faction books about his first wife recently, i enjoyed that.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:55, Reply)
but my mother couldn't stand him for the reason you mention.
someone wrote one of those faction books about his first wife recently, i enjoyed that.
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I'm about halfway through Bleak House at the moment.
I'm almost certain I won't be reading it again.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:56, Reply)
I'm almost certain I won't be reading it again.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:56, Reply)
I like books, what I don't like is moving house and shifting boxes of the fucking things.
Last one I was excited for was The Wind Through the Keyhole by Stephen King. Still not picked it up though as was going to wait until my exams were over and then I forgot.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:46, Reply)
Last one I was excited for was The Wind Through the Keyhole by Stephen King. Still not picked it up though as was going to wait until my exams were over and then I forgot.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:46, Reply)
I'm still trying to plough my way through Wolves of the Calla.
My mum informs me the last two books are excellent, but since the bits with Blaine, I've been finding them hard going.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:00, Reply)
My mum informs me the last two books are excellent, but since the bits with Blaine, I've been finding them hard going.
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wolves of the calla is proper hard work - i've struggled with it on the second go-round for a couple of months.
i finally cracked it when working away and i'm nearly done all over again and already missing them all :(
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i finally cracked it when working away and i'm nearly done all over again and already missing them all :(
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Afternoon all
Did I mention that my new phone came with a book reader, “Three Musketeers” by Alexandre Dumas was one of the three free one, just thought I’d let you know. Also I re-read Arthur C Clarkes “Profiles of the future” (non-fiction) earlier this year it’s quite amazing how much of the technology he wrote about in 1959 is common place today.
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Did I mention that my new phone came with a book reader, “Three Musketeers” by Alexandre Dumas was one of the three free one, just thought I’d let you know. Also I re-read Arthur C Clarkes “Profiles of the future” (non-fiction) earlier this year it’s quite amazing how much of the technology he wrote about in 1959 is common place today.
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Clarke was a massive quender, but he did foresee geosatalites in 1945
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Best kids book evah.
www.amazon.co.uk/Were-Going-Bear-Michael-Rosen/dp/0744523230
Hungry Caterpillar can get to fuck
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www.amazon.co.uk/Were-Going-Bear-Michael-Rosen/dp/0744523230
Hungry Caterpillar can get to fuck
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No way is that the best kids book ever.
Rosen irritates me - too much money for old rope.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:02, Reply)
Rosen irritates me - too much money for old rope.
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Monts I watched "Iron Sky" last night
A film that was so shit it was brilliant
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A film that was so shit it was brilliant
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seconding bear hunt here.
my daughter (now 12) used to cry at the last picture and protest 'he only wanted to play, mummy'...
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my daughter (now 12) used to cry at the last picture and protest 'he only wanted to play, mummy'...
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My kid's got that, it came with a fucking animated DVD read by Lewis off of Inspector Morse.
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I love Ballard.
Even his sci fi stuff is extremely good. I recommend the short story Memories of the Space Age.
Follow that up with The Atrocity Exhibition.
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Even his sci fi stuff is extremely good. I recommend the short story Memories of the Space Age.
Follow that up with The Atrocity Exhibition.
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I read an article the other day that claimed a large group of modern scifi tropes
were first written in a hack sequel to War of the Worlds called "Edison's Conquest of Mars". Stuff like hand held ray guns, spacesuits etc.
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were first written in a hack sequel to War of the Worlds called "Edison's Conquest of Mars". Stuff like hand held ray guns, spacesuits etc.
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I love books
but hate the fact that I have nowhere near enough time to read as I would like.
I also hate the fact that my house has far far too many books in it.
I would love to read more classics and hope to do so before I die.
I'm currently reading this: www.guardian.co.uk/books/2006/aug/12/featuresreviews.guardianreview31
Which has two interest for me in that I know the author (namedrop) and that it is set in my city.
You are correct about Dickens, he is shit. That sentiment would have taken him three pages to express. I'm far too busy for that twaddle.
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but hate the fact that I have nowhere near enough time to read as I would like.
I also hate the fact that my house has far far too many books in it.
I would love to read more classics and hope to do so before I die.
I'm currently reading this: www.guardian.co.uk/books/2006/aug/12/featuresreviews.guardianreview31
Which has two interest for me in that I know the author (namedrop) and that it is set in my city.
You are correct about Dickens, he is shit. That sentiment would have taken him three pages to express. I'm far too busy for that twaddle.
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No such thing as too many books
I truly hope e books don't kill te printed tome in the way mp3 killed CDs.
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I truly hope e books don't kill te printed tome in the way mp3 killed CDs.
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I get it, for going on holiday it makes sense. But no one will write in the front of an e book
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shut up.
i LOVE books - but my kindle means i can spam myself with any old shit that takes my fancy, not pay excess baggage when flying, and have the Most Impressive Bookcase* ever.
*it's in the spare spare room so nobody ever sees it. BUT I KNOW.
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i LOVE books - but my kindle means i can spam myself with any old shit that takes my fancy, not pay excess baggage when flying, and have the Most Impressive Bookcase* ever.
*it's in the spare spare room so nobody ever sees it. BUT I KNOW.
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You haven't seen my house
You can't move for fucking books.
Also, mp3s may have killed CDs but it was a mercy killing and they helped revive vinyl.
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You can't move for fucking books.
Also, mp3s may have killed CDs but it was a mercy killing and they helped revive vinyl.
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I very much enjoyed Wolf Hall and I'm looking forward to the sequel Bring up the Bodies
The great thing about a historical novel is one can be educated and entertained.
I am also lookin forward to Pratchetts obituary
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The great thing about a historical novel is one can be educated and entertained.
I am also lookin forward to Pratchetts obituary
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I fancy a read of Wolf Hall actually.
A well-researched historical novel is a great way of getting your hear around historical events. I read a superb one about Agincourt which helped my understanding of how it happened, a lot.
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A well-researched historical novel is a great way of getting your hear around historical events. I read a superb one about Agincourt which helped my understanding of how it happened, a lot.
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I believe so. He's done some good ones.
Some shit ones too, though.
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Some shit ones too, though.
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Last good book I read was 'last night in twisted river', by John Irving
Who also wrote the weirdest book I've read 'life according to garp wich starts with a second world war pilot, hideously burned, being wanked off by his nurse, she then impregnates herself with him and he dies. He can only say the word "garp"
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Who also wrote the weirdest book I've read 'life according to garp wich starts with a second world war pilot, hideously burned, being wanked off by his nurse, she then impregnates herself with him and he dies. He can only say the word "garp"
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garp is awesome.
as is 'a prayer for owen meany'. i haven't started twisted river yet.
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as is 'a prayer for owen meany'. i haven't started twisted river yet.
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Is nobody going to mention apeloverage's shit book that is shit what he spammed and everyone called shit until he made a sock puppet to complain?
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Probably not
Is it as shit as books by:
A is for Archer (Jeffrey)
B is for Brown (Dan)
C is for Chaucer
D is for Dickens
E is for EL James
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Is it as shit as books by:
A is for Archer (Jeffrey)
B is for Brown (Dan)
C is for Chaucer
D is for Dickens
E is for EL James
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Far, far worse.
Chaucer is excellent, anyway. So get fucked, yeah?
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:11, Reply)
Chaucer is excellent, anyway. So get fucked, yeah?
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Someone once called him a commie so he got a right mardy strop on and it was all he ever fucking wrote about.
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i feel i should read Austen, but i can't get into her as much as Bronte
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I used to live round the corner from Jane Austen's house, fact fans.
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Was it me?
I do hope it was me.
It wasn't me, was it?
WHY WASN'T IT ME??????
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I do hope it was me.
It wasn't me, was it?
WHY WASN'T IT ME??????
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If you'd ever caught Electric Head Funk at the Railway Inn
you would know how very, very right you are.
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you would know how very, very right you are.
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I have been to th railway inn
I remember it being pretty heavy 'dance music' of some variety though
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I remember it being pretty heavy 'dance music' of some variety though
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i have had a hatred of all things Jane Austen since
having to 'analyse' Pride and Prejudice at school
(analysis included drawing maps of where each character travelled :(
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:20, Reply)
having to 'analyse' Pride and Prejudice at school
(analysis included drawing maps of where each character travelled :(
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:20, Reply)
On the 'things you haven't read' topic
after watching John Carter the other week (and having seen the other awful film version, Princess of Mars a few months earler), I downloaded the Barsoom books which I thought might be interesting. If I ever get round to reading them, I might find out.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:12, Reply)
after watching John Carter the other week (and having seen the other awful film version, Princess of Mars a few months earler), I downloaded the Barsoom books which I thought might be interesting. If I ever get round to reading them, I might find out.
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I have a friend called Jon Carter, fact fans.
He used to be married to that ghastly northern cow Sara Cox off the radio/telly.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:13, Reply)
He used to be married to that ghastly northern cow Sara Cox off the radio/telly.
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have i mentioned that i'm totes BFFs with mark chadwick off of the levellers?
also, i am related to the beverley sisters.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:16, Reply)
also, i am related to the beverley sisters.
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I started reading them.
They start off okay. But I've only read a few chapters.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:14, Reply)
They start off okay. But I've only read a few chapters.
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sebastian faulkes.
birdsong was awesome. human traces was hard going but ultimately brilliant.
Ian McEwan can go fuck himself though. utter toss.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:18, Reply)
birdsong was awesome. human traces was hard going but ultimately brilliant.
Ian McEwan can go fuck himself though. utter toss.
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