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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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maybe you should ask for some more tighty-whiteys for your birthday?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:05, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
Stop picturing me in my underwear you filthy bastard.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:10, Reply)
I am so wet.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:12, Reply)
Wetter than a retards chin

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:13, Reply)
Man and woman chatting at the coffee machine as I was making my drink
Woman: "I just need something hot and wet in the morning."
Man: "Allow me!"
*Long awkward pause* *both leave without saying anything further*
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:17, Reply)
You work with Monty's mum?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:18, Reply)
It would have to be two ladies if it was his Mum.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:19, Reply)
Monty's mum is no lady.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:05, Reply)
stop postingsat on a stool in your mum's basement , with a hate bongle on then

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:12, Reply)
That's his favourite wanking stool.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:14, Reply)
Mummy took the others away once they looked like they'd been left under a pigeon's perch

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:15, Reply)
It's that time of year. The wank sock is up for it's annual washing machine trip.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:19, Reply)
I heard it sounds like someone threw a snapped off broom handle into the machine

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:20, Reply)
Best break out the hammer and chisel then.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:21, Reply)
The washer'll look like the "before" picture on the Calgon advert

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:26, Reply)

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