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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Oh God.
I'm really hungover :(
So it turns out that I was showing the entire bar my Dagenham cleavage for a significant portion of the evening. I only found out when some guy sent his wife up to tell me. And then she said that her husband was having trouble concentrating because of it and would I like to go back to theirs? And THEN she cracked on to my friend.
London. Wrong.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:54, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I'm really hungover :(
So it turns out that I was showing the entire bar my Dagenham cleavage for a significant portion of the evening. I only found out when some guy sent his wife up to tell me. And then she said that her husband was having trouble concentrating because of it and would I like to go back to theirs? And THEN she cracked on to my friend.
London. Wrong.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:54, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
You mentioned how great your arse is to them, didn't you?
and forgot you were IRL.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:59, Reply)
and forgot you were IRL.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:59, Reply)
I was way too polite to mention it.
But apparently getting it out in public is right up my street.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:00, Reply)
But apparently getting it out in public is right up my street.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:00, Reply)
Just as well they weren't looking for somewhere to leave a bicycle
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:03, Reply)
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:03, Reply)
He'll probably be about at some point.
He started his holiday off with a beer at 9.45 this morning.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:51, Reply)
He started his holiday off with a beer at 9.45 this morning.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:51, Reply)
Put the Brazil Vs Japan volley ball game on
I bet you won't be able to stand up for 5 mins
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:08, Reply)
I bet you won't be able to stand up for 5 mins
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:08, Reply)
lets just imagine for a second you did go,
Which would have you preferred,
1. Poking the lady while the man watched and touched himself
2. Spit roast, so you could look to guy straight in the eye
3. Being in the middle so you could have a bit of cock in your botty
4. Poking the man while the lady watched.
5. Hanging from your balls by a rope while the both hit you with dildos and screamed the lords prayer in your face.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:13, Reply)
Which would have you preferred,
1. Poking the lady while the man watched and touched himself
2. Spit roast, so you could look to guy straight in the eye
3. Being in the middle so you could have a bit of cock in your botty
4. Poking the man while the lady watched.
5. Hanging from your balls by a rope while the both hit you with dildos and screamed the lords prayer in your face.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:13, Reply)
I'm no scientist
but I'm pretty sure all of those things would totally get me pregnant. Unless, of course, I jump up and down afterwards.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:18, Reply)
but I'm pretty sure all of those things would totally get me pregnant. Unless, of course, I jump up and down afterwards.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:18, Reply)
Ah well
It's not much of a choice, anyway. Everybody knows that high-fiving and congratulating your bro on his technique is the only way to do these things, so option number 2.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:21, Reply)
It's not much of a choice, anyway. Everybody knows that high-fiving and congratulating your bro on his technique is the only way to do these things, so option number 2.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:21, Reply)
There's always 6. the DP option.
Though I think this only exists in porn, as I've heard of people doing all sorts of things IRL but never that.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:27, Reply)
Though I think this only exists in porn, as I've heard of people doing all sorts of things IRL but never that.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:27, Reply)
One in each hole I can understand
but when they both have their willys in the same hole, that must feel really, really weird.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:29, Reply)
but when they both have their willys in the same hole, that must feel really, really weird.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:29, Reply)
I would just liek to point out that I'm crippingly hungover
and don't need any further nudges towards vomiting. Ta.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:33, Reply)
and don't need any further nudges towards vomiting. Ta.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:33, Reply)
You should ensure that it is cleaned before putting it in your mouth then.
and watch that gag reflex.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:37, Reply)
and watch that gag reflex.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:37, Reply)
You should probably google for 2 girls one cup then.
cheer you up no end.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:38, Reply)
cheer you up no end.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:38, Reply)
I just want to know what they're all supposed to do with their legs.
They must need at least one double-amputee for DVDA.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:41, Reply)
They must need at least one double-amputee for DVDA.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:41, Reply)
That's not actually real
it was invented by Trey Parker for one of his films.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:50, Reply)
it was invented by Trey Parker for one of his films.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:50, Reply)
Yeah, I know
Although isn't it the name of his band not a film thing?
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:56, Reply)
Although isn't it the name of his band not a film thing?
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:56, Reply)
Yes, it is..
think the band gets mentioned in South Park-The Movie though as well
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:08, Reply)
think the band gets mentioned in South Park-The Movie though as well
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:08, Reply)
High fives and winks
and oranges for half-time when you change ends.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:38, Reply)
and oranges for half-time when you change ends.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:38, Reply)
The important thing is that he pads it out to a full page, convoluted simile-ridden, made up story for qotw.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:39, Reply)
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:39, Reply)
I should let my old mate Yorkshire Rob loose on /QOTW.
They genuninely wouldn't know what hit them.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:41, Reply)
They genuninely wouldn't know what hit them.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:41, Reply)
His story about bible camp is one of the funniest things I've read.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:42, Reply)
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:42, Reply)
Frankspencer's sex lies weren't really painted as anything but that though, were they?
Whereas all of SpankyHanky's sexploits DEFINITELY HAPPENED
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:48, Reply)
Whereas all of SpankyHanky's sexploits DEFINITELY HAPPENED
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:48, Reply)
Hey tangles.
Not bad, ta. Been tied up with work and that in the US. How's you?
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:42, Reply)
Not bad, ta. Been tied up with work and that in the US. How's you?
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:42, Reply)
Get you and your international jet-setting lifestyle.
I'm also 'not bad', although perhaps a little tired from late night shenanigans.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:44, Reply)
I'm also 'not bad', although perhaps a little tired from late night shenanigans.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:44, Reply)
My legs are tired
I thought I hadn't run for a week, but when I checked my logs I realised it had actually been 2.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:51, Reply)
I thought I hadn't run for a week, but when I checked my logs I realised it had actually been 2.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:51, Reply)
That's not a typing error, is it?
You keep a log of your running?
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:53, Reply)
You keep a log of your running?
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:53, Reply)
It's not as much fun as it sounds.
Although I did get to drive a stupidly huge SUV thing for a week and crush other puny humans.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:55, Reply)
Although I did get to drive a stupidly huge SUV thing for a week and crush other puny humans.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:55, Reply)
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