Fuck your food thread.
What's your ideal pairing for Transformers slashfic?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:22, 86 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Actually AB I think you did us all a favour.
I'm sure it was going to be stomped on any minute.
Pairing for Transformers slashfic I'm not sure what it means explain please.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:24, Reply)

Which of your top ten transformers would you like to see doing each other up the recharge socket?
Obviously not Optimus Prime, he's not even in my top ten.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:25, Reply)

Errrrrmrmmmmmmmmm.................
I have no idea, it was a shit cartoon back in day, about the only thing I can remember was the noise they made when transforming.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:26, Reply)

Apeface getting bummed by Jetfire.
Obviously.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:25, Reply)

Evening mistah Bri'ass.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:32, Reply)

I'm afraid I don't have a top ten transformers, seeing as a) I only know like three of them,
and b) I'm an adult.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:28, Reply)

I KNEW you were Brony.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:29, Reply)

AB if you must stomp open it up a bit by throwing us at least one alt.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:30, Reply)

HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF BEING A NONCE

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:32, Reply)

You know what AB,
this is probably the worst thread ever.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:30, Reply)

Windy Eve's n all
I'm not sure there has been some really bad ones in the past
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:32, Reply)

every single 'home sweet home' thread ever for starters.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:33, Reply)

The subject never really matters on the thread
within 30 posts it's always lost the plot
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:34, Reply)

so, HH,
you and plumdozer friends yet? I heard he called you a smarmy little wankstain.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:35, Reply)

I heard he said he wished Double H had miximatosis.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:36, Reply)

I'm not from Norfolk.............
Ohhhhhhhh wait a minute
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:38, Reply)

i heard that every afternoon,
around 2, he has a hate wank while chanting "Hartley Hare," looking at a picture of HH's house on google maps.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:38, Reply)

I heard, right,
that when he's out of the room he calls him 'Pubic Hare'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:40, Reply)

Really?
:(
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:37, Reply)

Nah that was me that said that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:38, Reply)

Hahhhhhhhh
I'm so gonna grass you up to b3th
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:40, Reply)

I heard that b3th once got double-teamed by Devil Duck and Rob and that's how she got her mod powers.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:04, Reply)

I'm not silly enough to endorse this comment
with a click that I didn't just do
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:07, Reply)

God job, I'd hate for that to be common knowledge.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:14, Reply)

I can trust on your support in this matter then?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:35, Reply)

Wilf Lunn's 'only post positive things' one for the main course.
And Mistaspakkaman's 'my cock doesn't do that pre-cum thing' one for pudding.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:35, Reply)

i just don't see the point in posting a thread to goad emvee,
who isn't around at the moment.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:33, Reply)

No way, Foggsy's 'positive' thread every time.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:32, Reply)

every thread you start is like an arrow to my heart,
a cupids arrow of love. I'm counting the days till we're together.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:34, Reply)

hugz4u bbz x x x x

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:39, Reply)

I just can't make my mind up, I mean, they're all so good.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:31, Reply)

Common admit you think there all shit doncha?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:32, Reply)

I've only heard of Optimus Prime and that one from Rory's demolitions of Emvee.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:34, Reply)

Not Transformers,
Threads
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:35, Reply)

Oh I see.
Err, yours is way best. Anyone can see that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:38, Reply)

It was gonna get stomped anyway so I put little
or no effort in
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:39, Reply)

The gay one and the other gay one.
They could be the ultimate gay transformer.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:49, Reply)

Is one of them Gok Wan? & the other Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen?
Transformerlolz
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:52, Reply)

No lols from me. That was a shit 'joke'.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:55, Reply)

Coming from you thats high validation
I think we need nakers here to explain my pun
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:57, Reply)

Dana International and Larry Wachowski?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:56, Reply)

Monty is a bumlord.
No returns.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:57, Reply)

You win the thread.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:59, Reply)

Thanks AB!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:01, Reply)

were there any girl transformers?
I don't think there were, does that mean all those big robots were fairies?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:11, Reply)

Broke Back Maintain
you finally back Q?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:13, Reply)

no, certainly not

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:14, Reply)

Thank god for that

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:14, Reply)

just popping in while dinners on
Is that ok with you?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:15, Reply)

You need to ask B3th
she has all the power
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:16, Reply)

She has NOTHING!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:19, Reply)

So it's true you are the power behind the throne?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:20, Reply)

Behind every good woman
Is a bent spastic
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:22, Reply)

Why did I read that in the tone of Edmond from black adder

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:27, Reply)

haha!
it does read like that:

Blackadder: It is said, Percy, that the civilized
man seeks out good and intelligent company so
that by learned discourse he may rise above the
savage and closer to God.
Lord Percy : [delighted] Yes, I'd heard that.
Blackadder: Personally, however, I like to start
the day with a total bent spastic to remind me I'm
best.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:35, Reply)

Tell me thats not a real quote?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:36, Reply)

It's not a real quote



it is really, but it should be "dickhead" not "naked_ape"
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:48, Reply)

I liked it anyway

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:57, Reply)

The Elizabethan Blackadder is the funniest one.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:59, Reply)

is she a mod now?
I've always liked her, very fair and sensible woman that she is, easy on the eye and not at all overweight too

If she didn't fuck the aged, I'd totally go there
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:20, Reply)

Needs MOAR pander

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:20, Reply)

hey she can tell by your tone that you're implying that she's a fat, middle-aged, dried-up nosher of crusty cocks
So you better be careful what you say here, pal.

I only wish she was the larp-y one here so I could say more worse things :(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:23, Reply)

OMG you're trying to stitch me up.
I'll get you for this mark my words
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:25, Reply)

there were loads.
Arcee is the one in the original film.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:14, Reply)

shut up, dozer

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:14, Reply)

fuck off, Quinton
Or suck my ballz, one or the other.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:17, Reply)

+ two

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:18, Reply)

b3th is about to receive a very strongly worded gaz with your name on it, sunshine

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:21, Reply)

I do not give a fuck.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:30, Reply)

Rc

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:57, Reply)

I don't care for your question, however I'm off to see batman in a bit and I am excited

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:18, Reply)

talk of the devil

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:18, Reply)

On my phone in the pub so short posts only I'm afraid
Also I only really enjoy explaining things when chompy is here
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:20, Reply)

Leave Batts out of this
What are you supping on, might one enquire?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:24, Reply)

Wandle, although its a little warm
Might have a sambrooks junction next
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:25, Reply)

Sam Brooks can fuck off.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:53, Reply)

Calm down windyP
Did you have a bad time with brooks?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:56, Reply)

second rate beer. just because its "brewed in the heart of london"
People go mad for it. It's like London Pride, or Oxford Gold. Rubbish beer.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 20:29, Reply)

bit sequinned mankini
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:20, Reply)

hahahaha

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:21, Reply)

I have worn a mankini, my balls kept fallin out and I got the sorest arse crack

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:22, Reply)

fashion ! = comfort

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:23, Reply)

HTML fail

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:24, Reply)

Wut?
If anything it's a math fail, but you can't do not equal to, it vanishes.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:28, Reply)

+ wipe clean

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:24, Reply)

I done did a new thread
I'll give it at least 20 mins (or less) before it gets stomped
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:58, Reply)