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Twistin' my melon man!Have you had a Happy Monday?
Alt: Best bit of technology for under two hundred and fifty quid.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:34,
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Evening JeffMy Monday has been very frustrating, not happy
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Cheap guitar and amp
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:39,
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Why have you been left frustrated Sporty?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:40,
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Work stuffIve been lumbered with working out how to upgrade a set of products without any decent documentation
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:44,
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Oooh. I know this one.Turn everything off, then turn it back on again, but cunningly put the upgrade CD in the CD player thing.
Hit 'next' a few times, PROFIT!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:47,
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tired, very tiredalt: my phone what does music and internet
evening, dogfucker, how goes?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:40,
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I slept loads over the weekend, so I feel great.I slept loads because I was tired.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:41,
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sleep is for the weakwhy were you tired? something good?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:43,
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Combination of too much work, too much going out and not enough rest.I have now got on top of the rest situation, and I'm only working 4 days this week.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:45,
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I was going to guess 'too much bendery'so I was fairly close.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:47,
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You really are a spastic.*Refuses to be called a bender by you*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:48,
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I don't even have their numbers.But I bet you do.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:49,
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WHO YOU GONNA CALL?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:51,
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he stayed up late for 3 whole dayswatching 1980s idents for various ITV companies
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:50,
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i wish I could sleep for the rest of the week, nowbut there's work and there's a larp event at the weekend
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:49,
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Not too bad, I suppose.You?
Alt: Lightscribe pen. Or a nice graphics tablet. Or an ipod touch.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:46,
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I'm good thanks b3th.What is a lightscribe pen?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:47,
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I obviously meantLivescribe pen
I am obviously a flid.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:54,
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this thing sounds pretty awesome(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:00,
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Google Nexus Tablet, and you got £90 change, so I'd put that towards a 3D telly for christmas.I had a good day thanks, but my oven died, now I've only got the job. It totally utterly sucks because I want jacket potatos tonight - and don't start with this microwave jacket potato nonsence; jacket potato without a crispy skin is a poet without a soul. And I can't replace it 'till like 10-12 weeks because the whole for my oven is too small and I'm getting my kitchen done up in 10 week's time and there is no point getting a shitty smaller oven when I can have a big awesome one for the sameish money in 10 weeks time.
I'm well looking forward to this weekend, first time I've looked forward to something in what feels like yonks. I mean, looked forward to something that isn't waiting for something that comes in a box to come out.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:56,
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hey gonz! hey hey gonz!guess who saw Ghostpoet yesterday?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:57,
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0o0o0oh, did you slap is bald head?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:00,
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i couldn't reachhe was very good, you know
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:02,
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Ace ! Where did you see him?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:16,
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green man festivalI also saw Dizraeli and the Small Gods who you might like, too, it's certainly got that hippity hoppity vibe
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:19,
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I donno them, I'll look them up though =)(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:34,
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How are things going with your Doris?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:57,
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She ain't interested unfortunatly, we're still mates though, like, actual mates who talk and meet up and stuff.I ain't cut up by it in the slightest, I'm alright with being on me own.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:03,
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:07,
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I like the way that the seems are double strength.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:18,
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Out of interest Gonz.What makes the Nexus tablet better than the others, say the Samsung.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:59,
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It's got the latest version of Android, but more importantly, it'll have the next one...... which will finally introduce the fix to the lagging problems that Android is plagued with (eg, it'll be all smooth animations and tweens, like on the iPad... it's called 'Project Butter'). It's the only tablet currently on the market that'll have this, I think. Not 100% sure behind that, but this "Project Butter" fixes my biggest bugbare with android.
If you ain't worried about waiting, if the "iPad Mini" comes out next month, that'll be similar price and pretty amazing.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:06,
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Too much choice.But I'm quite tempted by them.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:16,
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I think they're well useful.I do all my book and magazine reading on my one.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:20,
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Is yours on a contract or do you just pick up WiFi connections?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:21,
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Wifi, but I can use my iPhone as a connection if I want. I think most phones have that feature, it's called Tethering.
I can't see the point of the 3G version when it's £100 more expensive, and you can get a "Mifi" (a little hotspot in your pocket) for £50; which will also get other devices online such as a laptop or DS/Vita or whatever.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:33,
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Answer isQuad Core Processor
Gig of RAM
and A 12 core Nvidia graphics chip.
I have mine running a playstation and an n64 emulator perfectly smooth. It does all my media streaming, remote controls all the compuers in the house, handles all my email, has amazing voice recognition, It has a great kindle app, I can read all my comics on it, I can now attach my usb memory keys to it, HD screen, movies look and play great, fantastic third party app support, I have a great sat nav on it, multiple browsers with flash support and it fits in my pocket yet is big enough to use for everything. Way better than any iPad I have ever used at an amazing price.
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Peej, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:13,
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But apart from all that, what has the Nexus ever done for US?FILM!
MONTYPYTHON!!
LOL!!!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:25,
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0o0oh, it seems to be working now.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:06,
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My university's on University Challenge.I am v. excited.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:04,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxA0a5G6ccg
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:09,
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It's been alright, Jeff.Started my new job today, which was quite pleasant. I think I'm going to enjoy it.
Alt: two washed out tin cans and a length of string.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:09,
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yay!congratulations, then, sir
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:10,
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*checks ownership of Tyne fog.... Yeap, it's still Gazza*(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:16,
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Woo!*Something about sausage rolls*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:24,
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Not bothered, fuck you(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:28,
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At what point did Arsenal become a feeder club?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:29,
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They're now 'a sleeping giant' struggling for top ten finishes(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:38,
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When we moved to the emirates (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:41,
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er I saw your mate on Saturday, he was wearing a right nasty white suitcool story etc etc
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:49,
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The stay puft marshmallow man.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:52,
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he looked somewhat knobbed offI can't think why
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:53,
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You've lost me here pet(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:59,
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Arsene was doing the man from del monte impression on Saturday evening THATS MY COOL STORY
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:08,
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Fuck me, that was embarrassing.I'm going to pretend it didn't happen.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:33,
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Monday evening sexitimes in Weston(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:37,
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Way to go building up b3ths confidence(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:40,
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BAN BATTERED, YOU NEED TO MAKE AN EXAMPLE TO THE BOARDDon't:
Post stuff that is, or looks like porn - (see NSFW section)
Post pictures from sites that are not your own
Repost your old pictures in a new thread - that's what the 'View Older Messages' link is for.
Spam your website over and over again.
Be nasty or offensive to other boarders
Be boring
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:47,
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BAN EVERYONE B3TH, YOU NEED TO MAKE AN EXAMPLE TO THE BOARDDon't:
Post stuff that is, or looks like porn - (see NSFW section)
Post pictures from sites that are not your own
Repost your old pictures in a new thread - that's what the 'View Older Messages' link is for.
Spam your website over and over again.
Be nasty or offensive to other boarders
Be boring
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:50,
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i like how everyone should be bannedbanned fucking hard as well
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:52,
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I'm just going to shut the whole board down.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:53,
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BAN B3THBAN EVERYONE B3TH, YOU NEED TO MAKE AN EXAMPLE TO THE BOARD
Don't:
Post stuff that is, or looks like porn - (see NSFW section)
Post pictures from sites that are not your own
Repost your old pictures in a new thread - that's what the 'View Older Messages' link is for.
Spam your website over and over again.
Be nasty or offensive to other boarders
Be boring
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:55,
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I've mentioned before that your 'happy biscuit' looks like it's got downs syndrome, COULD YOU PLEASE SORT THIS OUT(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:58,
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Maybe it has a raspberry ripple filling.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:00,
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If you save up the tokens from the biscuit packaging do you get a free mini-bus?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:09,
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Just because you haven't got enough token for the delux model with wipers on the inside of the glass.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:13,
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You should make an advent calendar so we can count down the days.Behind the last door, you could have a big picture of some Internet virgins.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:55,
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Please don't make me look at that crying kitten again...(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:56,
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I think she should ban some of the spanners that post first.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:58,
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Come one Jeff, you know the drill.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:02,
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You've got a screw loose.(Sorry, went out for a fag).
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:08,
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Bet that was a bit of a wrench.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:09,
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Not really.I rolled it myself, which was a bit of WORK and I say on a BENCH when I smoked it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:11,
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Thats just nuts(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:05,
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You know you talk so hip, man.I'm already a third of the way through my working week and now I'm posting in a Jeff thread, how could it not be a happy Monday?
Alt: I'll have 250 quids worth of new records please Mr Dogfucker.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:56,
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Pay attention: records are not technology. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:57,
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Really?What are they then?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:59,
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Vinyl is an antiquated method of playing music. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:04,
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most of my posts are really subtle film referencesI'm really into film
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:14,
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FILM!(I didn't really get the subtle reference of your reply, but I'm sure it's there. I think in future, to show I'm down with the kids, I might just reply FILM! to anything you post).
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:16,
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bollocks, everton have scored(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:17,
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i can see this getting on my nerves(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:21,
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FILM!(Sorry. I'll stop now, I'd rather discuss the football).
Reading the BBC feed, it sounds like Everton deserved to score.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:22,
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Listening to the radio it appears that united are playing gashthey need to get their A game together
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:24,
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Have Arsenal got any player that might help?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:25,
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why yes, some cunt on a forty million pound contract, who 'listened to his little boy' has come on to hopefully kiss his badge(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:27,
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bobby must be proud that he's finally playing for someone decent(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:29,
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Don't mention that bobby 2.0ed me for asking what he was on about the other day(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:31,
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Someone decent who is losing to Everton.It's all set up for a RVP winner isn't it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:31,
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You're not going to 2.0 him for it I hope?Stupid feature, used by stupid cunts.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:22,
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** edit ** two people have me on 2.0 to my knowledge(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:24,
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I had my initial doubts, but it really seems to annoy people if they're on 2.0i'm sticking everyone on it
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:26,
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The only bit that would be any use would be sticking the mods on it, however I have been told this doesn't work. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:28,
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Has anyone actually tried it though?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:30,
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Was that when they met King Tubby uptown?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:40,
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An antiquated piece of technology, if you will.You'd better tell all those vinyl pressing plants and labels issuing vinyl that they are wasting their time.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:15,
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Will do.I'll send them a pigeon in the morning.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:16,
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But what will I do then?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:22,
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+ Having first deleted his account.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:25,
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That would be a bonus, not necessary though, as long as he kills himself.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:26,
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I shall wear a vest full of explosives when I attend Monty/Stunned/Jeff bash.You coming?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:29,
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I may not be able to make it, might be having my daughter's naming ceremony that weekend.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:35,
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You've had her for a year.Surely you've decided on a name by now.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:36,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1709070
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:37,
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Strange name for a child.'L.T.I'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:38,
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No it's just the way I'm sat down.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:32,
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Alt.My Google Nexus 7. 200 quid for the top model and its fucking ace. Even better now I have rooted and unlocked it
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Peej, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:08,
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I'm very tempted with one of these.No idea what I'd use it for, but they look nice.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:10,
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Okay, very tempted.What's wrong with it though?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:18,
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WellIt doesn't have a rear facing camera but I don't want one. It doesn't output to a tv but I don't want to and it doesn't have 3g but you can tether it so easily and who wants 2 data plans when one will do. I have a £10 a month tesco contract with unlimited data, hey presto unlimited data on the Nexus 7
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Peej, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:28,
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No arse cam?Hmm.... Reconsiders.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:30,
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Who takes pictures on a tablet?Use a proper camera like a normal person
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Peej, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:37,
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Will this be in the test?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:56,
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I was just wondering if I needed to learn this bit of information.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:00,
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And you need to grow your hair like the goal scorerBefore the bash.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:04,
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To save you the effort of finding it...
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:05,
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I don't think I can do Afro, but I'll try.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:07,
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If you want to get down with the cool kids in work tomorrow, say....'I see that Robin Van Persie has handed in a transfer request, saying he wants to win things'
The lads will think you're great, they might even lend you their copy of Nuts magazine.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:10,
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I just want to be one of the 'lads', Jeff.This snippet will surely make them accept me.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:11,
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It's bound to.Has your Judy relaxed about you attending a spastics convention in September yet?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:12,
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We haven't really talked about it.It'll be fine though, I'm sure.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:14,
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Until you get home from work tomorrow with an afro and a copy of Nuts.And your excuse is, 'Some bloke called JeffTheDogFucker' told me to do it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:16,
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"I've only got it for the articles, love"(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:18,
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I've already told her twice.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:21,
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I've actually had a Happy Monday.But this would count as an internet sex story and therefore a lie so ... I dunno ... something like a massive platinum bluetooth twitter-enabled dildo or sutin.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 23:59,
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