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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Working with my husband.
Seriously, I'm fucking close.

Someone cheer me up before I eat my own body weight in chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:54, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
he'll be dead soon

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:56, Reply)
That's all that's keeping me going at the moment.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:59, Reply)
awwww :O(

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:00, Reply)
Answer may contain traces of not being serious.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:04, Reply)
*shakes fist*
Damn you
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:07, Reply)
A clown lost his job last week
He's taking his employers to a tribunal for funfair dismissal.
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:56, Reply)
What is it you do with him, work wise, naturally.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:58, Reply)
Naked jogging

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:59, Reply)
We're co-ebaying.
He does the descriptions, I do the typing.
He seems to speak a different form of English to every human I've ever worked with. Apparently he's just 'logical' because he's an engineer, and I'm just being 'silly'.
I'm THIS fucking close to lamping him. *holds fingertips half an inch apart*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:00, Reply)
Have you tried Dragon Dictation? It's actually pretty good.
There was someone in the cab office who was the biggest fucking moron in the world who made me type out letters on plentoffish and do all the typing in his poker.

If he's an egineer then he should be able to type good enough not to need a dictator.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:03, Reply)
"If you were any good at being an engineer we'd be in a house twice the size and I'd have half the work to do 'cus we'd have the maid you think I am".
Then storm off yelling "YEAH, WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE PAITENED IT MISTER INTERLECTUAL PROPERTY".
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:04, Reply)
Excellent^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:07, Reply)
If he hadn't got divorced (or even married in teh first place)
he'd probably be well rich by now.
And I'd be living the life of riley.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:09, Reply)

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