Not today I'm not.
I'm looking on 'the internet' for fun and free activities in London. There are none*


*there are loads but I've either done them before or they are shit, like 'ukelele Wednesdays, London's free uke jam night' I mean fuck off.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:46, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Ukelele Wednesdays?
Jesus Christ
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:48, Reply)

it's alright, wednesday is a long way off

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:49, Reply)

It appears a lot nearer though.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:50, Reply)

it's bigger from a distance

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:51, Reply)

I know! I mean, why wait til Wednesdays!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:49, Reply)

In Two Hats' Britain, EVERY night is Ukelele night!
*V signs*
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:50, Reply)

TWO HATS FOR PM!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:51, Reply)

FREE UKELELE'S FOR THE UNDER FIVES!

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:52, Reply)

ALL SCHOOLCHILDREN TO BE TAUGHT THE CORRECT SPELLING OF UKULELE!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:53, Reply)

THEY WON'T HAVE TIME FOR SCHOOL
TOO MUCH UKELELELELE PRACTISE!!
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:54, Reply)

CEREMONIAL BANJOLELE BURNINGS!!!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:04, Reply)

I'd better fuck off now.
If my missus comes back from the gym and all I've come up with is 'ukelele wednesdays' I'm going to be in a lot of trouble.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:53, Reply)

Hahaha

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:54, Reply)

Panic over:
'The Nazi Games: Politics, the Media and the Body' exhibition it is. I'm so romantic.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:57, Reply)

My missus would love that
Could you take her too please? I'm utterly sick of the sight of her.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:59, Reply)

Sure!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:00, Reply)

YES!
I'll post her later on this morning
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:04, Reply)