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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'd like people to stop being stupid pricks, Chompy.
I'd like HR to stop making me jump through hoops just to get maternity leave cover for one of my staff.
I'd like a lovely, happy world... oh, fuck that, I'd like a ton of excellent gin and a place by the sea.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:29, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I'd like HR to stop making me jump through hoops just to get maternity leave cover for one of my staff.
I'd like a lovely, happy world... oh, fuck that, I'd like a ton of excellent gin and a place by the sea.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:29, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Technically I already live by the sea
but it's not a very warm sea.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:31, Reply)
but it's not a very warm sea.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:31, Reply)
Do you have to get her to piss in a pot so they're sure she's pregnant.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:36, Reply)
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:36, Reply)
no, she is on a three year contract on one of my research projects.
I can't put a hold on the project. therefore I need a replacement for the period she is on ML. Even if I did put a hold on the project, the Uni is obliged to pay 3 years salary (the money from the grant) plus 6 months ML (from their own pocket) whichever way it works. So despite the fact not putting a hold actually saves them money on an inflationary basis, I still have to write a massive justification regarding why I want to do it, and then be grilled by a committee as to why it's "best for the university"
I don't think "it doesn't make a cock of difference, why are you wasting my fucking time" is an acceptable response, sadly.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:41, Reply)
I can't put a hold on the project. therefore I need a replacement for the period she is on ML. Even if I did put a hold on the project, the Uni is obliged to pay 3 years salary (the money from the grant) plus 6 months ML (from their own pocket) whichever way it works. So despite the fact not putting a hold actually saves them money on an inflationary basis, I still have to write a massive justification regarding why I want to do it, and then be grilled by a committee as to why it's "best for the university"
I don't think "it doesn't make a cock of difference, why are you wasting my fucking time" is an acceptable response, sadly.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:41, Reply)
what a selfish bitch
You should throw acid in he face, or put stem cells in her coffee
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:44, Reply)
You should throw acid in he face, or put stem cells in her coffee
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:44, Reply)
If he puts stem cells in her coffee he'll just grow a new version of her
Then he'll have two preggo wimmin
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:48, Reply)
Then he'll have two preggo wimmin
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:48, Reply)
But then they'll do twice as much work before maternity leave, saving the university money.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:51, Reply)
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:51, Reply)
Exactly, or they could alternate between work and home. most problems are solved by cloning.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:55, Reply)
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:55, Reply)
I've got not a single problem with her
she's ace. It's HR being cunts that I'm objecting to.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 17:01, Reply)
she's ace. It's HR being cunts that I'm objecting to.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 17:01, Reply)
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