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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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In other news, I am bored, looking forward to the Mrs and microbattered coming back tomorrow and more than a bit pissed.Later I will griddle some lamb on the awesome griddle I have spent over a year blackening to perfection. That is if I have not fallen asleep in a drunken stupor.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:43,
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12 years ago)
Grill or Drill?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:47,
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This is a good point. Perhaps I will have cheese and port instead.I currently have instock:
Apple smoked cheddar.
Stilton.
Camembert.
Dolcelatte.
Cambazola.
Cornish Yarg.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:49,
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I. Am. Not. Heh.
Sorted your holiday yet?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:55,
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He is making 'maybe I can find the money somewhere' noisesmainly because I made some 'you've got to be fucking joking you prick' ones.
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MMMMMMMMMMMMM cheese(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:51,
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Cornish Yarg, otherwise known as pirate cheese.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:52,
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ARhhhh ya cut em in pieces of eight yarrrrrrrrrrrrrr(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:54,
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Do you have any Kraft slices?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:53,
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Squeezy cheese?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:58,
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Certainly not.Just remembered I have a dozen escargot in the freezer. I may have these as a starter.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:00,
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this makes me sadI have half fat cheddar and some slightly runny value 'greek salad cheese'
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:55,
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Pathetic. A fridge should always have a good stock of cheese.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:56,
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fridges are way too cold for storing cheese.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:59,
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If you remove it from the fridge for an hour first then it's fine.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:02,
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it'll never mature fully at fridge temperature, even if you sit it for an hourBut having a storage point at around 15 degrees is fairly useless for anything but cheese.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:05,
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not if I want to stop being a housewhaleif I had all that cheese I'd be storing it in me
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:00,
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When I bought my first flat,A cheese shop opened up below me a few months afterwards. These days when I go in I usually end up about £40 lighter of pocket.
Next time you're in Northumberland, head for Morpeth; the shop's still there.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:00,
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I donno the last one, but I strongly approve of the rest.Have you ever been to 'la cave a fromage'. Promise you mate, the trip is well worth it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:04,
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it sounds like a euphemismis that what the lady of the night said to you?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:09,
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Haha, grim, cottage cheese.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:13,
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