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not too bad thank you.
this is the first time I can recall where I've come back to work from holiday to no dramas. It's a relief for sure.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:35, Reply)
this is the first time I can recall where I've come back to work from holiday to no dramas. It's a relief for sure.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:35, Reply)
I'm here but I plan to be at the pub very shortly
Just waiting for the washing to finish. Rock 'n' roll!!
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:23, Reply)
Just waiting for the washing to finish. Rock 'n' roll!!
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:23, Reply)
Well forked, but not dead.
I've been eating salmon fish cakes. That is the most interesting thing to have happened today.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:26, Reply)
I've been eating salmon fish cakes. That is the most interesting thing to have happened today.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:26, Reply)
Unless it has been smoked, salmon is repulsive.
Hope this helps x
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:27, Reply)
Hope this helps x
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:27, Reply)
Salmon is quite shitty,
but these were nice. Tartare Sauce, and lemon helped disguise the stale, off minge aroma and taste.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:39, Reply)
but these were nice. Tartare Sauce, and lemon helped disguise the stale, off minge aroma and taste.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:39, Reply)
I smoked banana skins as a teenager, in the forlorn hope that these would get me stoned.
They didn't. Hope this helps x
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:42, Reply)
They didn't. Hope this helps x
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:42, Reply)
We spent an hour cooking them to some sort of recipe
all we did was set off the smoke alarm and ruina perfectly good saucepan
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:45, Reply)
all we did was set off the smoke alarm and ruina perfectly good saucepan
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:45, Reply)
Cool story
I need some new bins actually, the lid on the kitchen one won't close and miniape keeps putting stuff in their, by stuff I mean her toys, my sunglasses, phone, wallet etc
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:56, Reply)
I need some new bins actually, the lid on the kitchen one won't close and miniape keeps putting stuff in their, by stuff I mean her toys, my sunglasses, phone, wallet etc
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:56, Reply)
get 30L brushed stainless steel pedal bins
then me you and Two Hats can be Bintuplets!
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:57, Reply)
then me you and Two Hats can be Bintuplets!
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:57, Reply)
nah, it's more like a blanket
and we spent £30 on a clock, a fucking clock! And yet I'm not allowed a new TV, bad times quints.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:06, Reply)
and we spent £30 on a clock, a fucking clock! And yet I'm not allowed a new TV, bad times quints.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:06, Reply)
mine was....
.... i won't tell you. but it was a lot more than that. for the first 2 years, i went mental if anyone tried to put anything in it, or got fingerprints on it.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:16, Reply)
.... i won't tell you. but it was a lot more than that. for the first 2 years, i went mental if anyone tried to put anything in it, or got fingerprints on it.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:16, Reply)
I saw one for £200 in a little boutique shop
nothing special about it, no robotics, nothing amazing
fucking lunacy
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:18, Reply)
nothing special about it, no robotics, nothing amazing
fucking lunacy
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:18, Reply)
you spent £200 on a bin, didn't you swipe?
£200 on a container for all the dried urine you have to scrape off the walls you've been pissing up
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:29, Reply)
£200 on a container for all the dried urine you have to scrape off the walls you've been pissing up
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:29, Reply)
how do you get a salmon to light?
you'd have to twist the tail and dry it out somewhat
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:50, Reply)
you'd have to twist the tail and dry it out somewhat
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:50, Reply)
With great difficulty, I have to say,
but the lungfuls of acrid, fishy smoke are so delightful that it really is worth the effort.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:55, Reply)
but the lungfuls of acrid, fishy smoke are so delightful that it really is worth the effort.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:55, Reply)
Just had an email from a colleague to the effect of.....
... Should we lobby the management re the cumulative time off that smokers get due to 'fag breaks'? Should smokers get 1 day less holiday or should non-smokers get 1 day more holiday?
Interesting idea? - discuss
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:30, Reply)
... Should we lobby the management re the cumulative time off that smokers get due to 'fag breaks'? Should smokers get 1 day less holiday or should non-smokers get 1 day more holiday?
Interesting idea? - discuss
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:30, Reply)
As a non-smoker I think these moaning Marys ought to just fuck off.
Regards,
Kroney
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:33, Reply)
Regards,
Kroney
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:33, Reply)
Nothing stopping non-smokers going away and doing something else for ten minutes.
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I wish I still worked for a company,
so I could have a bog wank. Hope this helps x
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:37, Reply)
so I could have a bog wank. Hope this helps x
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:37, Reply)
I I didn't Mr Ape no.
I had to walk several yards down a corridor, before my pre-prandial spurts.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:41, Reply)
I had to walk several yards down a corridor, before my pre-prandial spurts.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:41, Reply)
I work from home a lot of the time
Wanking is implied...'Bog' or otherwise
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:45, Reply)
Wanking is implied...'Bog' or otherwise
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:45, Reply)
A wank whilst being paid for it, is excellent. It makes dragging your arse out of bed worthwhile.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:54, Reply)
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I read that as borg wanking
I AM JOHN LUCAS OF THE STAR SHIP BORG ! EXTERMINATE ! EXTERMINATE !
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:07, Reply)
I AM JOHN LUCAS OF THE STAR SHIP BORG ! EXTERMINATE ! EXTERMINATE !
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:07, Reply)
Whilst it is a bit unfair that smokers get to go outside for 5 minutes and have a fag and most companies won't do anything regarding the obvious difference in time worked that this causes
anyone that would actually take this up by lobbying their management is so clearly a friendless cunt that they should be tarred, feathered and then shot in the face.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:44, Reply)
anyone that would actually take this up by lobbying their management is so clearly a friendless cunt that they should be tarred, feathered and then shot in the face.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:44, Reply)
Measured and reasonable, I think.
My boss smokes, which means she and I get to have meetings on the bench in the lovely park.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:45, Reply)
My boss smokes, which means she and I get to have meetings on the bench in the lovely park.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:45, Reply)
I get given more work on fag breaks than I do on conference calls.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:52, Reply)
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'clearly a friendless cunt that they should be tarred, feathered and then shot in the face'
They ARE German if that makes any difference.
Anyhow. It's now booze oclock.
Later, Quenders.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:52, Reply)
They ARE German if that makes any difference.
Anyhow. It's now booze oclock.
Later, Quenders.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:52, Reply)
Your colleague sounds like a fucking tosser.
I suggest sending an email to everyone who got the last one, suggesting that people who send round pissy emails whining about other people instead of getting on with their fucking jobs should be punched repeatedly in the face until they look like a leaky bag of mince, set fire to, and then sacked.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:52, Reply)
I suggest sending an email to everyone who got the last one, suggesting that people who send round pissy emails whining about other people instead of getting on with their fucking jobs should be punched repeatedly in the face until they look like a leaky bag of mince, set fire to, and then sacked.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:52, Reply)
Hey Monty, how are you?
I'm gonna see you tomorrow. I'm really looking forward to it.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:05, Reply)
I'm gonna see you tomorrow. I'm really looking forward to it.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:05, Reply)
I'm gonna be on my way to France so can't make it I'm afraid, but thanks for the invite
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Likewise, Alphonse.
Although I have to be in Shoreditch for 10am Sunday which will not be fun.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:06, Reply)
Although I have to be in Shoreditch for 10am Sunday which will not be fun.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:06, Reply)
Kent to Shoreditch by 10am fucking is.
I'm hoping to take Len to Carnival - will you be around?
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:27, Reply)
I'm hoping to take Len to Carnival - will you be around?
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:27, Reply)
oh i'm sorry, that would have been fab
but i live a bit too close to it for comfort, so i am escaping to cheshire tonight :(
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:54, Reply)
but i live a bit too close to it for comfort, so i am escaping to cheshire tonight :(
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:54, Reply)
Another shitty day at work. Still, holidays start from tomorrow.
I need to buy a suitcase.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:43, Reply)
I need to buy a suitcase.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:43, Reply)
how can you not own an suitcase?
i could have lent you one if you'd asked. of course, it's a pink shiny hardshell one, but you'd spot it easily on the belt...
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:12, Reply)
i could have lent you one if you'd asked. of course, it's a pink shiny hardshell one, but you'd spot it easily on the belt...
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:12, Reply)
but.... how?
isn't it one of those things you just acquire on adulthood? i have about 5 cluttering up the top of my spare room wardrobe
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:21, Reply)
isn't it one of those things you just acquire on adulthood? i have about 5 cluttering up the top of my spare room wardrobe
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:21, Reply)
having some iceberg lettuce and tomato on your "family Bucket" does not constitute a salad
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:51, Reply)
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No, although I usually go for the hot counter, as they do nice wings
Today, the salad bar looked good, so I decided to go for that instead.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:14, Reply)
Today, the salad bar looked good, so I decided to go for that instead.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:14, Reply)
I do hope not.
I fucking hate chickens. The more they suffer, the more turned on I become.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:27, Reply)
I fucking hate chickens. The more they suffer, the more turned on I become.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:27, Reply)
he woke me up with a random text the other night
i may feed him to said chickens
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:19, Reply)
i may feed him to said chickens
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:19, Reply)
I get those all the time. Usually between 3 and 5am, on worknights.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:26, Reply)
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:26, Reply)
I dunno what I've done to piss you all off but you can stop the hate campaign ta
xx
MODS
xx
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:51, Reply)
xx
MODS
xx
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:51, Reply)
What hate campaign?
Love and kisses by the way. Hope this helps x
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:04, Reply)
Love and kisses by the way. Hope this helps x
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:04, Reply)
Nah, used lots of lube.
I am very cold though. The ground has frozen over.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:10, Reply)
I am very cold though. The ground has frozen over.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:10, Reply)
I'm alive... ish
Looking forward to shovelling a massive steak into my face in a few hours time... it's the little things.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:12, Reply)
Looking forward to shovelling a massive steak into my face in a few hours time... it's the little things.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:12, Reply)
Ooh very nice
Where to?
Yarp, I have drunken plans, it's all good!
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:24, Reply)
Where to?
Yarp, I have drunken plans, it's all good!
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:24, Reply)
Ah nice
Fingers crossed the weather doesn't suck big-stylee for you! :S
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:40, Reply)
Fingers crossed the weather doesn't suck big-stylee for you! :S
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:40, Reply)
Sadly, I don't think that'll help!
Ah well, we've got plenty to do, weather isn't a huge issue
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:43, Reply)
Ah well, we've got plenty to do, weather isn't a huge issue
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:43, Reply)
Oh man they're so cool.
I love talking about them, and find people talking about their 'zombie escape plans' to be in no way complete fucking wankers in desperate need of having acid thrown in their faces and their hands smashed with hammers.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:17, Reply)
I love talking about them, and find people talking about their 'zombie escape plans' to be in no way complete fucking wankers in desperate need of having acid thrown in their faces and their hands smashed with hammers.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:17, Reply)
mate of mine is playing a zombie in some kids film written and directed by charlie higson
true story
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:18, Reply)
true story
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:18, Reply)
You should 'unfriend' him immediately.
When I was at school a lot of the older boys were 'into' a band called The Higsons, he was the singer I think.
Even truer story.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:20, Reply)
When I was at school a lot of the older boys were 'into' a band called The Higsons, he was the singer I think.
Even truer story.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:20, Reply)
I don't have one of those
Maybe I'll work on it... but first work on an 'escaping acid in the face plan'
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:21, Reply)
Maybe I'll work on it... but first work on an 'escaping acid in the face plan'
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:21, Reply)
Are you that close?
Good luck getting in the building, you'll be smothered by tiny children all hopped up on frappas by the time to get to my floor! :)
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:27, Reply)
Good luck getting in the building, you'll be smothered by tiny children all hopped up on frappas by the time to get to my floor! :)
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:27, Reply)
I will have sex with all the children and then throw acieed in your fucken heid.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:28, Reply)
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:28, Reply)
Hmm...
You haven't seen them... they're all *trendy* and wear drain pipe trousers and share their feelings.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:31, Reply)
You haven't seen them... they're all *trendy* and wear drain pipe trousers and share their feelings.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:31, Reply)
I once asked a biology forum about how to protect ones self against volocorapters, and they took it seriously.
Probably the best forum post I've ever written ever.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:38, Reply)
Probably the best forum post I've ever written ever.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:38, Reply)
I don't really rate it
Wearing wellies while coping a feel is such a mood killer.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:19, Reply)
Wearing wellies while coping a feel is such a mood killer.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:19, Reply)
Ah pish
I'm adventurous - I once did a naked bungee-jumped with a duck called Colin... that's fairly adventurous!
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:23, Reply)
I'm adventurous - I once did a naked bungee-jumped with a duck called Colin... that's fairly adventurous!
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:23, Reply)
Full, the buggers haven't been this week, must be something to do with the bank holiday
Also, I am good thanks! How are you diddling?
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:18, Reply)
Also, I am good thanks! How are you diddling?
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:18, Reply)
Nothing really
*puts away paper and pen*
*tells the FBI to back off - it's getting to real*
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:30, Reply)
*puts away paper and pen*
*tells the FBI to back off - it's getting to real*
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:30, Reply)
I can't believe I fucked that up.
TWO THIRTY! would have worked. So would TOOTH HURTY!
But noooooo, I can't even get that right.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:23, Reply)
TWO THIRTY! would have worked. So would TOOTH HURTY!
But noooooo, I can't even get that right.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:23, Reply)
This is some good forum'ing. I can't believe I remember a post I made on a forum 4-5 years ago.
www.askabiologist.org.uk/answers/viewtopic.php?id=988
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:40, Reply)
www.askabiologist.org.uk/answers/viewtopic.php?id=988
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:40, Reply)
I have actually been working
well, more like
Try something: it breaks
Try something slightly different: it breaks
Shuffle code around: still breaks
"Oh did nobody tell you you have to [stupid thing] for that to work?"
"No, no they did not."
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:41, Reply)
well, more like
Try something: it breaks
Try something slightly different: it breaks
Shuffle code around: still breaks
"Oh did nobody tell you you have to [stupid thing] for that to work?"
"No, no they did not."
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:41, Reply)
I'll give you a shout.
It all hinges on how much of a cunt my ex is being, mind.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:54, Reply)
It all hinges on how much of a cunt my ex is being, mind.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:54, Reply)
Some googling reveals that it's Notting Hill Carnival you're talking about
I genuinely didn't know that was this weekend. /notfromlondon
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:17, Reply)
I genuinely didn't know that was this weekend. /notfromlondon
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:17, Reply)
We have a bumfun festival here too.
Apparently it's something to do with these homosexuals.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:57, Reply)
Apparently it's something to do with these homosexuals.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:57, Reply)
So I bought a suitcase. It's grey. At least it's grey under UV.
It's actually a sort of slate grey, which means in natural light it looks a little bit lavender.
I forsee a lot of "NO, it's SLATE. GREY." in my future.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:05, Reply)
It's actually a sort of slate grey, which means in natural light it looks a little bit lavender.
I forsee a lot of "NO, it's SLATE. GREY." in my future.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:05, Reply)
i don't
you bought it in uxbridge. this means it will be shit and last 5 mins.
like everything else in uxbridge.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:07, Reply)
you bought it in uxbridge. this means it will be shit and last 5 mins.
like everything else in uxbridge.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:07, Reply)
and smell
definitely a whiff of the old lady pants drawer about him
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:08, Reply)
definitely a whiff of the old lady pants drawer about him
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:08, Reply)
Oh look.
It's that recurring pain in my balls back again. Alright, swipe?
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:09, Reply)
It's that recurring pain in my balls back again. Alright, swipe?
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:09, Reply)
why do you hate chickens so much?
you're as bad as kroney and his moth terrors
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:20, Reply)
you're as bad as kroney and his moth terrors
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:20, Reply)
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