So I bought a suitcase. It's grey. At least it's grey under UV.
It's actually a sort of slate grey, which means in natural light it looks a little bit lavender.

I forsee a lot of "NO, it's SLATE. GREY." in my future.
( Kroney, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:05, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

i don't
you bought it in uxbridge. this means it will be shit and last 5 mins.

like everything else in uxbridge.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:07, Reply)

I wish Uxbridge was only going to last another five minutes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:11, Reply)

yes
it's past its sellbydate, that one
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:20, Reply)

You look more than a little bit 'lavender' yourself.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:07, Reply)

and smell
definitely a whiff of the old lady pants drawer about him
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:08, Reply)

Oh look.
It's that recurring pain in my balls back again. Alright, swipe?
( Kroney, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:09, Reply)

i know, i'm such a bitch

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:19, Reply)

Oh for fuck's sake
Has it been two weeks already?
( Kroney, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:08, Reply)

I AM THE GHOST OF POSTERS PAST. WoooOOOOooooOOOO.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:12, Reply)

why do you hate chickens so much?
you're as bad as kroney and his moth terrors
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:20, Reply)