Just read this on the BBC
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-19396204

Tell us your tales of procrastination.
We still have xmas lights on our garage from four xmases ago. They won't work any more, since we cut the cable because it was getting in our way.

Alt: Whatever.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:21, 53 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

some of those look like QOTW posts
"dave, for that was his name..."
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:23, Reply)

b3th is a smelly pooface
TEEHEE!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:26, Reply)

lol
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:28, Reply)

I was going to think up a new topic for a thread
But I put it off for so long that I thought of nicking one instead www.b3ta.com/questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1715559
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:25, Reply)

OH FFS BETH! WANKCHOPS HERE IS POSTING DODGY LINKS!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:26, Reply)

THAT'S IT MISTER - YOU'VE JUST EARNED YOURSELF A LOUD DECLARATION OF MY INTENTION TO IGNORE YOU*
kineticnorth.com/StuffAndTing/b3ta/YHBI/Default.aspx



*I'll probably do it later, if I can be bothered**
**LOL!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:28, Reply)

Item 3.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:29, Reply)

What are items one and two?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:30, Reply)

1. Learn how the monetary system works in the real world
2. Learn what "custody of a child" means.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:32, Reply)

*smirks*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:33, Reply)

I've always liked you, Al.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:33, Reply)

This is awful, I didn't even intend to be mean there, it just happened
I had such a lovely evening with Monty last weekend and now he must hate me.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:38, Reply)

It was so shocking that everyone has stopped posting.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:53, Reply)

Everyone has everyone else on SUPERIGNORE

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:56, Reply)

I am REALLY UPSET now Al.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:57, Reply)

I feel terrible
Or that might have just been the ham sandwich I ate.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:59, Reply)

I've been putting off banning Tango for ages.
Most of the things I'm not dealing with are due to financial contstraints.

I need:

1. a new front door
2. to replace two cracked window panes
3. a new oven
4. to take my ex to court
5. a Tony Montana-style mountain of bugle

I would achieve them all tomorrow if I had the funds.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:25, Reply)

I was going to post that link
but I never got round to it.

www.instantrimshot.com

I genuinely was
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:25, Reply)

larping LOL! what the fuck is that shit all about.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:28, Reply)

I've been putting off doing all my work ever since I started posting on here.
Someone is bound to notice eventually.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:31, Reply)

this^
Leading to me working until 10pm last night to meet a deadline
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:33, Reply)

It has taken me about 4 months to replace 6 tiles in the bathroom but I finally did it last weekend
See also: Painting bathroom ceiling again
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:31, Reply)

There are two or three actually quite important things
I still haven't got round to updating with my new address.

One of them is still going to the last address but one.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:38, Reply)

I've had a friend's PC for 4 weeks now, and I've still not got round to having a look at it
Really should sort that soon.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:42, Reply)

As well as watching unforgiven, which you've had for over a year!!!

Hello.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:57, Reply)

I've had a friend's copy of War of the worlds live stage show for about seven years.
I refuse to give it back without watching it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:59, Reply)

Yet across the gulf of Weston, intellects vast and cool and unsympathetic regarded our b3th with envious eyes and slowly, and surely, drew their plans against her.

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:01, Reply)

I know.
I'm quaking.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:02, Reply)

DER DER DERRRRRRR!
(DAH-DAH-DAH DAH-DAH-DAH)
DER DER DERRRRRRR!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:02, Reply)

That, The Outlaw Josey Wales, and I'm sure there was one other too...
Surprised to see you back on here!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:15, Reply)

I'd recommend Wild Wild West

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 13:08, Reply)

I don't procrastinate, i'll try it tomorrow, or the next day, maybe.

( Peej, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:53, Reply)

I don't get it?????

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:57, Reply)

That's because you are ugly and you stink of horse shit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:57, Reply)

Sorry, very bad form there.
Got called away urgently, so I started a thread and then fucked off and left it. I shall ban myself immediately.

lol jk I can't ban anyone.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:55, Reply)

If you did have the power of the banhammer, who would be on your hitlist?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:59, Reply)

Fucking Diet Coke Mod

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:00, Reply)

That should be her sig.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:00, Reply)

Diet Pepsi, thank you.
I'm allergic to something in Diet Coke.

And anyway, you smell and so does your face.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:01, Reply)

LOL!
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1715739
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:04, Reply)

Nice.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:07, Reply)

Anyone who was being an offensive prick and upsetting everyone.
So basically, either everyone or no-one.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:00, Reply)

There appear to be new mod guidelines on banning:
www.b3ta.com/talk/7553526
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:01, Reply)

That's some super-effective modding, right there.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:02, Reply)

I'm supposed to be planning new modules for the beginning of term
Instead I'm going to head to PCWorld to buy a booster thing for the wifi in the house (yes, I know I could buy it from www.buyeverythingcheaperonlinefromaspecialistshop.com, but I want it NOW).
I will also moan about the lack of a drive in starbucks as I go too.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:06, Reply)

Have fun!
How is nugget today? Did he get settled by the time the train stopped?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:08, Reply)

No, he carried on hypoing until we got home
Fortunately it wasn't a bad one - just a bit low for a while so he was rather mouthy. No clothes removed or fights started :)
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:23, Reply)

They don't work very well.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:15, Reply)

Also maplin is better for that sort of thing
because they actually hire geeky shut in nerds.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:16, Reply)

This thread needs reviving, Chompo
EMERGENCY NEWS LINK! QUICK!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:18, Reply)

I CANT TAKE THIS PRESSURE!!!>?!?!?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:21, Reply)

THIS WILL SURELY STIMULATE CONVERSATION
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:59, Reply)

OH NOES!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 13:00, Reply)