Hey Monters
Who is instigating the proceedings - you or her?

Is she getting representation, and if so, how?

How is she still on benefits? Can't you just anonymously dob her in?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 31 Aug 2012, 10:28, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Me.
She gets legal aid. I don't.

She's technically disabled and a single mother and thus gets shitloads of cash from what I can see. She looks after our kid well, fucking up her cash would not help my daughter.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 10:29, Reply)

Is "Bitch" a disability now?
Broken Britain.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 10:33, Reply)

Candle!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 31 Aug 2012, 10:38, Reply)

Awwww *blushes*
*lights cig off candle*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 10:44, Reply)

waht disabililty has she got, monty?
cos, and i may be barking up the tree here, but that could work in your favour, as an able-bodied person you're much more likely to be able to give your daughter the support and care that she needs.

spending more time with you would be beneficial to both her and her mother
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 10:42, Reply)

She's partially-sighted following diabetic complications.
There's no question that more time with me would benefit child, mother and father, but she's such a mental bitch she'd rather deny us all this, and cry on about being a victim. Proper screw loose.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 10:48, Reply)

haha
monty fucked a blind bird
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 10:51, Reply)

It's the blind bird I feel sorry for.
She fucked Monty.

Also, I'm cut up that you're superignoring me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 31 Aug 2012, 10:52, Reply)

as if i am, b3th

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 10:55, Reply)

PS alright Revski?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 10:33, Reply)

Good thanks Montgomery
Working from home these days. Seems like I'm working harder than before with the same level of results.

Shitey broadband, innit?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 31 Aug 2012, 10:54, Reply)

I understand her benefits are eyesight-related
As a fellow eye-mong, I must support her right to be compensated for this, OR insist that she be murdered if she's taking the piss
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 10:35, Reply)

In fairness she is a proper eyewrong.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 10:37, Reply)

Well she hooked up with you didn't she? Must be blind as a mole.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 10:42, Reply)

I'm extremely good looking you cheeky knob.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 10:46, Reply)

Being extremely handsome is a terrible burden to bear.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 10:47, Reply)

So you heard.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 31 Aug 2012, 10:55, Reply)

I've done catalogue modelling.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 11:01, Reply)

Really? I don't believe you've mentioned that before....

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 31 Aug 2012, 11:03, Reply)

I'm very much a closed book.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 11:04, Reply)

I bet those catalogues were closed books as well.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 31 Aug 2012, 11:06, Reply)

We should start a support group
I've decided that I'm terribly good-looking as well
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 11:01, Reply)

I'm going to start an intervention group
and give you all a good hard reality slap upside the head(s)
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 31 Aug 2012, 11:02, Reply)

MODS!!!!!
Terrible bullying.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 11:03, Reply)

I have it on excellent authority that I'm hotter than Dozer
I'm simply staking my claim for a place in the pecking order
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 11:05, Reply)

ing er
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 31 Aug 2012, 11:08, Reply)

Your source doesn't exactly have a shining track record though, does she?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 11:11, Reply)

This is spectacularly immaterial
*looks for better source*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 11:14, Reply)

Au contraire, I would say it is fundamental to making a qualitative claim based on secondary information.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 11:15, Reply)

Your fancy words don't disguise your lack of counter-source
This is getting a bit bargain basement Tom Clancy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 11:16, Reply)

Darth bbz
I've been stopped in the street numerous times by women telling me how good looking I am. I get accosted by birds in clubs all the time. It's actually a bit embarrassing.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 11:18, Reply)

Yes, well a Honda Accord does wonders for the man on the street's sex appeal
In all seriousness I've somehow managed to compel no less than three lesbians to try it on with me. I suspect they can smell their own.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 11:20, Reply)

I don't drive.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 11:23, Reply)

I'm amazed that this was the only thing you found unlikely about my post

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 11:30, Reply)

I have a keen eye for the truth.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 11:34, Reply)

Simon Weston is hotter than Dozer.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 11:18, Reply)

Peter Beardsley is better looking than Monty.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 11:19, Reply)

He won't know who that is
He likes shit music, use Shane MacGowan
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 11:20, Reply)

Eddie The Eagle Edwards is both better looking and less of a flid than Dozer

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 11:22, Reply)

Les Dawson's corpse
Is better looking, sweeter smelling, more musically talented and funnier than Monty.

No returns.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 11:23, Reply)

Didn't know you worked for Phones 4 U

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 11:29, Reply)

Well, now you do.
I'd appreciate it if you didn't talk about my employers on here though.

Privacy and all that, ken?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 11:30, Reply)

I've seen pictures wurzel

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 11:04, Reply)