altaltalt: If property owners took more care and responsibility for their premises' security, they wouldn't have to worry about squatters in the first place.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 16:10, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

They are clever buggers,
and can break and enter without it looking like it. The buggers got me, luckily they settle for £20 each and a cup of tea to leave.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 31 Aug 2012, 16:12, Reply)

Silly Windy, those were your parents

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 16:17, Reply)

With respect, that's complete nonsense.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 16:44, Reply)

show your working

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 31 Aug 2012, 16:46, Reply)

My brother was a squatter for ten years.
It's a subject I am something of an expert on.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 16:47, Reply)

if this is the sort of evidence you're going to use in court,
I might lend you the cash for a lawyer.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 31 Aug 2012, 16:55, Reply)

the squatters are pretty well-organised about it all
they have websites where you can share details of nice houses that might be empty and download "legal" notices and all-sorts.

one of my clients had the misfortune to own the building next door to the "squatters advisory service" in london. it came vacant. i think we had 3 sets of applications to tip people out before we could sell it, and that was with every precaution you could think of, even security.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 16:58, Reply)