Jeremy fucking hunt
God I hate that man, almost as much as I hate Langsley.

If you were the B3ta prime minister who would you shuffle around to new b3ta ministeries or something.

That's a shit question, just talk about lunch.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:32, 137 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I don't want to be in charge PC

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:34, Reply)

Ok then nominate the B3ta PM then.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:35, Reply)

Quinton.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:48, Reply)

a vote for quinton is a vote for common sense
i pledge free education for all sex workers
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:30, Reply)

Swipe as International Development Secretary.
That's it. This question is too wack to carry on with.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:38, Reply)

She'd just eat all the food aid.
Answer the lunch question then you peacocking prick.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:39, Reply)

I had a cheese, marmite banana and cress sandwich.
I'm actually quite underdressed today.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:41, Reply)

PLEASE LIST YOUR GARMENTS IN GREAT DETAIL.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:43, Reply)

Not really, Bri'ass. No-one cares.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:43, Reply)

Even his fucking sandwich is wakky shit he read about on "shortlist"

(PsychoChomp, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:44, Reply)

no it's not.
HTH xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:45, Reply)

You fucking wrongun.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:44, Reply)

it's a very tasty combination.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:44, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1719102
(PsychoChomp, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:47, Reply)

yes it is.
The sweetness of the banana goes great with the saltiness of the Marmite.

Don't knock it etc etc.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:50, Reply)

That sandwich would go brilliantly with the other stuff I have IN MY FUCKING BIN.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:52, Reply)

you'd know, you fucking tramp.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:54, Reply)

Monty at the Treasury, obviously
Battered at the Home Office, everyone would be treated like shit and told that they should eat at restaurants they could never afford
Rory as PM to start a few fights
Swipey as Education Secretary, "Stop rioting and just fucking work harder you hippy cunts" to be popular pre-election advertisement
I'd be at the Foreign Office setting myself up with a cushy job overseas so I can watch the country gradually collapse in on itself
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:45, Reply)

Ha ha.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:46, Reply)

I wouldn't mind being foreign secretary, I'd decalre war on Belgium. I don't like Belgium.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:50, Reply)

They have already pre-emptively surrendered just in case

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:52, Reply)

I treat all politicians with the fucking contempt they deserve.
I've met quite a few over the years, and whilst most come across as ok, there's always an underlying sleazepit with them. I met Heseltine and had dinner with him, charming guy, but I wouldn't have trusted him further than i couls projectile puke.
Lunch is steak, chips and salad or some vegi alternative.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:48, Reply)

I'M HAVING STEAK TOO!
WE R LYKE BRUVVERS.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:50, Reply)

I'm going to this steak house in Manchester this weekend. I'm aroused at the thought.
www.bembrasilrestaurants.com/index.php
(PsychoChomp, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:52, Reply)

That sounds amazing.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:55, Reply)

THIS!! ^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:55, Reply)

Ace place!
Eat as much meat as you can, that's a fucking ace ad.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:56, Reply)

I'd like to think I could try every possible meat
but I think that's going to be tough going.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:00, Reply)

Nah,
it's character building. Don't go, if you're not prepared to be wheeled out in a handtruck.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:02, Reply)

I went to a similar place in Brum
and they've a couple of branches in London apparently.

www.rodiziorico.com/
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:29, Reply)

I want to go there!
Any place that sells 'as much as you can eat' big lumps of grilled dead animals gets my vote!
I can see a road trip to sample the delights of this establishment in the near future, Woohoo!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:06, Reply)

Honestly mate,
if you like meat you'll love this place. They even do salad as a side dish.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:12, Reply)

Salad!?
I'll have no talk of this 'salad' as you call it - big lumps of dead animals is what I want and big lumps of dead animals is what I'll eat!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:29, Reply)

Also spicy sausages
OM NOM NOM
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:35, Reply)

Sausages are excellent.
Spicy ones even more so.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:40, Reply)

the last buffet I went to was a jimmy spices
that looks a bit classier
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:17, Reply)

It's nice that they charge less for vegetarians
But it is unclear what food would be available other than meat.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:25, Reply)

BBQ'd cheese
and all the side salad you can stomach.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:30, Reply)

And they'll only charge me half what they are charging the meat-eaters for this?
Bargain.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:49, Reply)

You're being punished for being a meatwrong
as you deserve.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:09, Reply)

Monty for PM.
poor cunt needs a job.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:51, Reply)

Tru dat.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:53, Reply)

HAIL TO THE CHIEF

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:54, Reply)

First policy: all smelly tramps to get loads of free loldrugs.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:55, Reply)

price of spesh slashed.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:55, Reply)

Shop doorways to be fitted with double beds.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:58, Reply)

fag ends to be handed over to help the homeless.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:59, Reply)

I don't understand politics, why has he got a promotion :(
I thought he would quietly disappear
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:53, Reply)

haha, if you say his name teeheehee quickly.... you might say hahahah CUNT!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL ROFL
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:55, Reply)

Because he took the arse fucking to save the PM from getting arse fucked from Levingston.
Langsley has just fucked it up, so he deserves no favours.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:55, Reply)

they're all pricks :(

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:02, Reply)

They fucking are. Without exception.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:04, Reply)

I have coconut rice, Mangalorean curry and some jackfruit for lunch.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:55, Reply)

Thanks Qui Gon Jinn

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:55, Reply)

I know this is something fo do with Star Wars, but that is where my understanding ends.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:56, Reply)

Liam Neeson.
Sporto is the Jar Jar Bunks of OT. I bagsy being Han Solo.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:58, Reply)

Meesa not like dat

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:59, Reply)

that sounds so wank I just shat a little reading that,

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:56, Reply)

Aw give us a break, mmpso
I normally only have a sandwich and some normal fruit.
Let me join in for once :(
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:57, Reply)

NO.
you'll have a cheese savoury and a diet lilt like every other cunt and fucking well be grateful for it.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:58, Reply)

God you're bent.
I'm having five Pepperamis and a fight.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:58, Reply)

I hope you kicked Vag's face in.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:04, Reply)

I kicked his head in and then rammed a rare Batman comic up his shitpipe.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:05, Reply)

Has he gone?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:12, Reply)

I fear it may only be temporary.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:19, Reply)

I don't know
I think he done a delete in the previous thread before running away.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:24, Reply)

i am hoping he stews for a while,
Then comes back for one big last flounce. That's my favourite.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:30, Reply)

I hope he does it before 4.30
I've yet to witness a good flounce.
They all tend to happen when I'm on holiday.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:35, Reply)

I don't what some of that stuff is,
And I'm not googling it. Don't need that filth in my browsing history.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:58, Reply)

If your curry reaches 88mph does it disappear?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:58, Reply)

officesmirk

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:59, Reply)

WE GOT TA GET BACK TO THE CHAPATTI MARTY!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:00, Reply)

This is methi!
(heavy)
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:04, Reply)

I'm genuinely shaking my head at this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:04, Reply)

I wouldn't even give it that much.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:05, Reply)

OH COME ON!

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:07, Reply)

Hmmmm
Reading this post....putting two and two together....

TH....Two Hats.......TIM HENMAN!!!!!

I've outed you Tim!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:22, Reply)

I always knew he was a gay.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:23, Reply)

*shakes fist*
*takes fist*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:23, Reply)

*fakes tryst*

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:40, Reply)

*breaks list*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:48, Reply)

My secret shame :(

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:40, Reply)

Excellent work there
You get points
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:10, Reply)

Too fucking right, I do.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:13, Reply)

On the one hand, I wouldn't let this bunch of autistic shitcunts be in charge of anything
On the other hand, they couldn't do a worse job than the twats they've got at the moment.

I've had lunch. It was meh.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:01, Reply)

A Vagabond would make an excellent politician
I mean it, he would. No-one likes them either.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:08, Reply)

Hello, twatface.
Did you have fun on Sunday night? Did they let you win?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:12, Reply)

Alright shnookums
I did, and they did not. Bastards. We were distinctly mid-table. The lack of cricket-based questions was frankly atrocious.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:22, Reply)

I have no strong feelings about him either way tbh

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:19, Reply)

To paraphrase
A professional scotish shit cunt

"I think, roughly, the desire to be a politician, should ban you for life for ever being one"

Amaretti and coffee... lunch of kings
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:11, Reply)

Amaretto would be better

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:13, Reply)

Some of us
Outside of the North East, try not to drink during working hours...


(I believe thats the moral high ground taken care of)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:22, Reply)

Wasting precious time there
Multi-tasking is the way forward
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:23, Reply)

Yes Boss
I am drunk AND naked
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:26, Reply)

again
:o(
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:31, Reply)

Flamin hot monster munch and animal crackerz
I feel sick :(
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:17, Reply)

A balanced lunch

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:23, Reply)

ah man, it's annoying that psychochomp has me on ignore :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:31, Reply)

ah man it's annoying that psychochomp has me on ignore
:(
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:32, Reply)

Al for PM and CQ for deputy
This country needs some proper leftiness for a bit as we've gone a bit too far over to the rich cunt side.

Bella as Minister for Women

Enzyme as Minister for Education

Rachelswipe for Home Secretary

Chickenlady as Health Secretary.

Monty as Chancellor of the Exchequer, obviously. The man knows how to stretch a penny.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:34, Reply)

quinton for education secretary?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:35, Reply)

I think not.
Foreign Secretary perhaps, since everybody loves the little scamp.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:37, Reply)

yaaaaaaay!

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:41, Reply)

Lunch
Was a pork and apple burger with curly fries.

It was okay, not great, but okay.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:34, Reply)

living the dream Geoffrey,
Living it large.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:37, Reply)

I just had a BLT
but I took most the T out because they always put way too much in.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:36, Reply)

Lunch was a pork burrito with guacamole from the market
Delicious. Wasn't really hungry when I woke up this morning, surprisingly.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:37, Reply)

Tuna sanger between meetings.
What is the world coming to?

Jeremy Hunt sounds like a Viz character.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:39, Reply)

He also believes in Homeopathy...

(PsychoChomp, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:40, Reply)

Was he Minister without Testicles?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:41, Reply)

He was minister in charge of cupping Murdocks testicles.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:45, Reply)

I saw that, at the aquatics centre.
He should have been sacked for that alone. Nevermind all the shit that came out at Leveson.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:51, Reply)

Ok, my first b3ta cabinet may contain:
Chompy - Chancellor
Badge - Education
Al - Foreign Secretary
Monty - Culture, Media and Sport (we'll probably drop sport and replace it with recreational drug use or something)
CQ - Transport

Still looking for good candidates for Health and the Home Office.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:39, Reply)

Oooh, sir!
Me sir, for health, sir. I love the NHS and all the OLD scrounging bastards that take the right piss out of it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:43, Reply)

Give you the budget for health?
And control of all those drugs?
The lot would disappear in no time.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:46, Reply)

Perhaps a man of your sensitivity should get the Northern Ireland job.
Or, I know - Minister for Women.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:58, Reply)

sportscow?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:43, Reply)

Hmm, I'm pursuing a left-wing agenda here.
Are you hoping for Health or Home Office?
Or would you like to look after regeneration of the North?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:48, Reply)

Or "The Impossible Job"
as it's also known.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:50, Reply)

I piss on your parliament you cunt.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:44, Reply)

you'll always be prime minister
of my heart xxxx
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:44, Reply)

aww c'mere you!
*glomps*
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:52, Reply)

*coughs*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:46, Reply)

Look at the names in that list, Nakers.
You are standing to the right of them all (apart from Monts, but he has only got a Mickey Mouse job, not one of the important ones)
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:51, Reply)

It can be a coalition

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:56, Reply)

Yeah, they always work out really well.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:59, Reply)

Whoever got to run the Dept. Work & Pensions would be popular
Just like the current head.

Today I had rice with crab, miso soup and a bean curd pudding. Not bad at all.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:45, Reply)

Homo Secretary: Darth.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:47, Reply)

You could be minister of transp-short.
You in motherfucking town this week?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:49, Reply)

Yes. Lunch tomorrow?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:50, Reply)

Cool. I have a 14.30 meeting.
Are we going to get some cheap feed from your lovely employer?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:53, Reply)

No branches in London. Will text you later.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:54, Reply)

Oh hi!

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:03, Reply)

Hoogie for minister of JUSTICE !!!!!!!!!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:03, Reply)

Mazaritchie for EQUALITIES minister !!!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:04, Reply)

TH for Minister of Sport.
COME ON TIM!!!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:08, Reply)

*peace sign*
*chews cigar*
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:10, Reply)