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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Good morning my fellow O/TersIt's a lovely sunny morning here in rural Warwickshire, the bacon & sausage breakfast sandwich was truly excellent and I have nothing urgent to do today except finish off a powerpoint presentation.
I know it's a Wednesday but tell me dear reader, what's great about your day?
Alt: In a perfect world, where would you be right now?
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i owe you an apology.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 8:25,
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I owe you nothing.Nothing at all.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 8:29,
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They were never the same after Craig left :((
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 8:31,
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He was the backbone of that groupOr at the very least, one of the minor organs
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 8:34,
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A stroll around Wikipedia informs me that he was responsible for bringing such acts as Pink, Newton Faulkner and Sandi Thom to the world.I really wish he'd stayed with Bros now.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 8:43,
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A bit of a curate's egg thenPink - I can take or leave. 5/10
Sandi Thom - One hit wonder and I wasn't that impressed with that one. 2/10 see me.
Newton Faulkner - Really like his stuff. 9/10
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Captain Placid - questionable taste in music, likes some good, some poor. 4/10(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 8:53,
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My taste in music has always been questionable!I like it that way :)
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For what?I have, despite all my wailing and gnashing of teeth and calling people cunts for using ignore, have myself used ignore 2.0.
So I need to apologise to placid.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 8:31,
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I dunnoI'm just trying out this thing where I tell random people they owe me 25 quid. I figure that eventually someone will assume it's something they've forgotten and stump up the cash.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 8:34,
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I'm good for it I swearI just forgot is all
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 8:36,
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That's OK WindersWe all do eventually. Some B3TANs are just so irritating you have to do something about them, they're a bit like anal warts (but without the charm)
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I hope we can move forward from this and be firm forum chums(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 8:36,
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Alt: In your Mum. Dreadful day today. I've got lunch with the angry wee maaan.
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Remember to wear some knee pads, in case he tries to hit you.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 8:31,
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is he shorter than 5'9"?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 8:37,
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poor fella.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 8:40,
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Day off today,Got some welding to do on the car, finally fix the oil leak that has turned my drive in to a shit modern art masterpiece. Wait, I better do the oil leak first. I might go somewhere nice for lunch as well, who knows placid, I just don't know.
Alt. Snuggling with you under a palm tree on a beach in Aruba.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 8:35,
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A nice leisurely lunch is one of life's little joysRe the Aruba thing - if you're paying, I'm snuggling!
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Be at birmingham international at 4pm. xx(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 8:39,
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So! Packing list.....Gold Spandex speedos - check. Lube - check.
Errrm , that's it!
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How are you today Montz?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 8:41,
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Sorry to hear thatI'm fine thanks
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 8:59,
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Easy for me to sayBut the law's on your side. It'll all work out eventually.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 9:03,
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Fingers crossed you are right, Mr Henman.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 9:23,
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I'm very rarely wrong MontzAnd you're doing the right thing. Best of british to you.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 9:38,
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I've known people in a very similar situation to youthat complain about it, but do fuck all. Well done, and good luck.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 9:39,
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COME ON TIM*!!!!*thank you sir
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 9:40,
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Everyone apart from Stunned Poster owes me £25.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 8:39,
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i can give you half now, and the other half after the results of the test.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 8:40,
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All of which in turn you owe to Stunned.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 8:41,
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I've only got Colombian Peso's on me, is that ok?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 8:43,
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Are you telling us that you are posting naked?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 8:48,
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You should be. With a rusty blade. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 8:58,
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srs he'd better be back, other people will try to fill the waki void of his absence but it'd be a shit facsimile(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 9:04,
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I love that little guy(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 9:06,
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I see ringoftwat has been posting more drivel. What a dickhead. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 9:03,
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he's pretty amusing, in a delusional shortsighted way(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 9:05,
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he is a dick.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 9:11,
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I was going to work from home, but my Internet is broken so now I have to go to the officeBad times.
I'm in the perfect place at this very moment, I I was elsewhere there would be bit dogs all over the floor
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 9:02,
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Morning CPI was absolutely starving this morning, so treated myself to a nice breakfast sandwich, should see me through the day.
Alt: The town in Italy where I stayed when I was younger, I'd love to be relaxing by the pool there right now.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 9:07,
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It's 10:30 (ish) in Italy right nowJust the time to be planning lunch while watching the world go by. Good call!
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This town was amazing, was basically just a village square with houses surrounding itThere was a long table under the trees at the bottom, where there were a couple of old men, who would be sat there from morning til night, relaxing and chatting. Looked awesome.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 9:44,
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My cousin owns a couple of Gites in France.The local village is just as you describe, there's a fountain in the centre of the square where people come to collect the water (it's from fresh springs or so I was told). The place could best be described as 'sleepy', the local bar does great food and there's a wood-fired oven bakery. Paradise (apart from the French, obviously).
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Do you know what I really love?When you get bars by the side of the swimming pool and you can sit in the pool on a seat and drink your cocktail, when its really really hot out. If I could be getting a blowjob at the time, it would be perfect.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 9:27,
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Italy's probably not the place for thatThailand, on the other hand........
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Do you have any italian friends who are really into drugs? If so, you should call them biscotti, because it means "Twice baked".(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 9:47,
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As he minced down the street in his hotpants and crop top, he whistled a happy tune.Harley looked up at him and seemed to smile, in a gormless bug-eyed kind of way. Windy Pig smiled back at the small ugly dog and swished his long ginger locks in the flowing breeze. Then he saw him. His heart stopped for a moment as the sun reflect off this vision of beauty. He was dazzled, the reflection on the bald head seemed just perfect.
He was wearing a tweed suit and carried a large cane, his beard was fulsome and bushy. Who was this vision, this ethereal creature of pure desire. He wracked his memory and remembered him from the basket weaving class the week before. It was Two Hats. But, why was he not wearing a hat?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 9:26,
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you'll need to subscribe to mmpseros.com(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 9:27,
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Fucking right I do. That's some HOT stuff right there.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 9:29,
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you should see the gonz and amberl one!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 9:30,
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"If I were a rich man, yoddle oddle eddle oddle iddle umm. I would... nah nah dum dee dum deee dum. If I were a wealthy man."The young jewish bagel enthusiast sang as he put the key into the lock. He smiled to himself as he entered the house, throwing the key onto his ikea dresser and bounding up the stairs to his room. The door flew open and he stopped dead in his tracks as what lay before him. He had known Amberl for a while but to see her tied up on the bed, that was quite something else. The knot in his stomach eased slightly and he smiled crookedly.
"Don't worry love, this one isn't going to be clinical," he said and pulled out a cream cheese, asparagus and salmon bagel from his pocket. he took a bite for luck then walked slowly to the bed....
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 9:41,
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I'm like Quentin Crisp(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 9:35,
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it is how I've always imagined you.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 9:37,
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I'm not nearly stylish enough to be gayBut if I were around in the late 19th century I would almost certainly have been sentenced to a year's hard labour.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 9:40,
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You'd have been transported, sunshine.And not in a 'Jason Statham' way.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 9:41,
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ooooooh! Mr Wilde, pray share some more witicisms!!!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 9:42,
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The only thing worse than having one's cock suckedIs not having one's cock sucked.
*smokes*
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 9:47,
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*restrained victorian laughter*(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 9:48,
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I don't this is quite true.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 9:48,
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It depends who's doing the sucking dear boy(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 9:51,
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i think i need an adult.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:05,
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I like this.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 9:46,
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Don't ever change! xoxo(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 9:47,
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I came back to work a day early :(((((I had forgotten I'd booked today off. They're so busy and were so relieved to see me early that I don't have the heart to go home again. Gutted.
I expect you'll tell me that I made a contract with them to use my holiday today and I should make them stick to it, or some such.
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Kroney, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 9:53,
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nobut i wouldn't be surprised if they tell you that you can't have the day back when you try to book more holiday.
you missed some classic stomping and deleting yesterday. it all happens when you turn your back.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 9:57,
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he got stepped, the poor lad, (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:04,
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But then in his other guise as pretend office bike on the internet Louise with posted photos and everything he said he was sacking this shithouse off(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:06,
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really?i missed that bit. dammit.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:07,
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it's been a right bloody dramaI don't know what Alf Stewart would say about it all
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:09,
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I'm pretty sure he'd think they were a 'pair of hoons'(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:11,
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what photos was Q posting?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:12,
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Oh, so there are photos now?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:17,
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I heard he went to her house and threw a brick through the front window.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:20,
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I heard a dildo got stolen and someone punched a wall(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:29,
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no you didn't.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:38,
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to be fairhe says that about 15 times a day
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:38,
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Oh man, I thought he'd be the last to implodeWhat set him off? I bet it was chompy
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:05,
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it almost sounds as if you think psycho is a little whingebaby who goes crying to the mods because he can give it but he can't take it(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:07,
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I think Q went a bit far about chompy's girlfriend, but a week was extreme for a what was banter.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:11,
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she seems like good fun; i had a great night of banter with her on /talk a few years ago. but did Q go too far? hmmm. i think on balance he only went on what was clearly visible in her profile, so no. it would be disgraceful to stalk her online and post pics or a link to her job, but he didn't. he just poked psycho, who rose to it exactly as Q wanted. after all, if she had given a fuck, she could easily have weighed in and told Q to fuck off. she's hardly a shrinking violet.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:17,
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i dunno, i like Q, but i think he was definitely a little close to the wind.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:21,
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smug internet cock gets beaten by smug internet cockis how the sun reported it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:22,
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It's the internetit's contractually impossible for anyone to come out of it looking good.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:27,
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it all went weird with 2.0 man, but people ignoring each other were logging off to see what their internet enemy was saying, responding , logging back in to ignore them and logging back out to see what was being saidignore 2.0 is shit
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:08,
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It really isHow will we bully qotw if they are all ignoring us?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:09,
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Given the exasperated replies to posts I made saying it was going to be shitI'm finding it hard to not be at least a little smug.
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Kroney, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:10,
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you said people would log out and in to see what was said about themand that people would use it to upset people and cause anarchy.
NONE of this has EVER happened.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:24,
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I also said people would use it to censor other peoplefrom seeing parts of the board.
This hasn't happened either.
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Kroney, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:29,
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and the creation of numerous hilarious sock puppet accountsoh wait...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:37,
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At the end of the holiday year, let me know if they remember your early return.We'll discuss it then.
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I'm sorry you seem to think all bosses are dicks.Anybody that knows me will tell you that I don't think highly of my fellow man however, my boss has not once acted against the best interests of his employees. This is because we will generally do what we can to help him out and so he reciprocates.
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Kroney, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:03,
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Once again, a massive leap to 'you seem to think all bosses are dicks'I don't. I've had some awesome bosses, in fact I've had more great bosses than dicks.
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I should ninja edit that but I won'tI appreciate the 'fnar' Swipey!
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go on strike and burn some tyres in the office.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 9:58,
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You made a contract with the occupying nazi forces you Vichy twat(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:02,
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i think you should get a calendar or diary, possibly powerpuff girl themed, so this sort of thing doesn't happen in future.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:04,
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I have a calendar.I have multiple methods of accessing this calendar from outside the company. I could have done so whilst in Romania if I'd thought of it.
This, Piggo, is pure, basic fuckwittery.
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Kroney, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:07,
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oh kroney, well, enjoy the fact that if you slack today, no one will blame you, and see if you can get a nice lunch out of one the colleagues that is happy to see you.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:12,
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If I'd thought to put the dates on my personal calendarI could have accessed that from my phone over 3G.
There is no angle of this from which I don't look like a bit of a dick :(
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Kroney, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:18,
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it's alright, we still loves ya baby.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:23,
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I heard you're b4nz0red from your proxyI'd like to say I was upset, but I'm not. In fact:
HAHAHA
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Kroney, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:46,
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MorningI had weetabix with honey for breakfast. Getting a bit rumbly so I'm about to have a cereal bar. I've just agreed to do support work for the rest of the week so I'll probably be quite busy.
None of that it particularly great. :( But I'm planning on drinking this evening, that's always nice.
Alt: I haven't been to the seaside in ages, I'd quite like to be there.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:12,
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I think I've got a supervisor for my research project. I'm going to be doing something on nitrous oxide effects on vasodilation and vasoconstriction. I start in November. Yesterday was better though, I had cider and icecream at the beach with one of my besties.
Right here. At uni. Cos I love it.
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Doesn't it have an effect on bone density?Or was that some Daily Mail scaremongering I read.
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maybe it does, I don't know.I should clarify, I meant Nitric* oxide. I always get the two mixed up. The body uses very small concentrations of it to either dilate or constrict the blood vessels, and I think I'll be looking at it in detail.
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apparently NO modulates estrogen's effect on osteoblast activity.at least in rats. Says pubmed.
However that's nitric, not nitrous oxide, and I would assume the take-home from that is that NO might be able to control bone loss associated with the menopause. Which is pretty much the exact opposite of what you reckon the Mail said, so no surprise there from the shitrag.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:48,
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