This is DISGUSTING!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-19503922

Glad to see our leader has put those judges in their place.

Have you ever been burgled? How did you find it? What sort of home defenses do you have now.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:38, 40 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

That judge is going to be bear-raped before the week is out
Haven't been burgled but my granddad lost all his WWII medals in one. Fucking little cunt who nicked them will die if I find them
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:41, Reply)

Quite often the judge is bound by sentancing laws and cannot give a long and popular sentance
This one seems odd though
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:55, Reply)

Had my garage broken in to a few years ago.
I got new power tools and golf clubs from the insurance company.

Like 'cow my grandfather also had his medals nicked in a break in. They also got my grandmothers engagement ring. Shitcunts.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:43, Reply)

I avoided this problem by having cowardly and gimpy grandparents

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:45, Reply)

Mine were brave enough to go around burgling houses to steal medals.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:10, Reply)

You are right it is disgusting
Cameron jumping on populist bandwagon.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:49, Reply)

Or if he'd said nothing; Cameron soft on crime
Politicians eh, who'd be one?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:52, Reply)

To be fair it would take a lot of nerve to burgle someone, I'd have thought
He perhaps shouldn't have used the word 'courage'.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:55, Reply)

I have sturdy locks and a series of trials, each more fiendish than the last
I also don't really have much worth stealing.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:56, Reply)

I feel awkward alone in someone else's house even if I've been invited

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:58, Reply)

Try masturbating over their underwear
Breaks the tension
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:08, Reply)

Stop fucking nicking stuff then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:08, Reply)

Have you tried not dressing in their clothes then getting into their bed to masturbate?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:08, Reply)

Have you tried not being an auty fuck?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:11, Reply)

If you could overcome your compulsion
to daub 'helter skelter' on their walls in three foot high letters in your own shit, you'd feel better, I think.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:11, Reply)

I like the word 'daub'
Just sayin'
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:15, Reply)

He seems as sensitive as that twat of a judge a few years back.
He said a girl "asked for it", being raped, because she dressed provocatively. What an arsehole.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:57, Reply)

You could see her arsehole?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:58, Reply)

Maybe she was wearing crotchless panties an bendin over at a notorious dogging spot?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:59, Reply)

I can't even be bothered to participate in my own thread.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:04, Reply)

Does anyone know who the phantom boob poster was yesterday.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:04, Reply)

I missed it all
All the exciting stuff happens after I go home.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:07, Reply)

There were boobs?
what happened?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:07, Reply)

this^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:08, Reply)

I just googled it
There are loads of boobs out there.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:25, Reply)

Massive boobs posted on /board and /links.
I have a feeling it may have been quentins flounce, but not sure.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:08, Reply)

I like boobs

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:10, Reply)

I can't believe he's flounced.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:12, Reply)

Has he though?
Quinton has everyone on ignore and Truth Fairy has been stepped.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:16, Reply)

Quinton has been stepped as well.
he was going a bit berty
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:21, Reply)

Oh has he?
See, I miss all the good stuff.
Doesn't he have any other accounts he can use?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:24, Reply)

Quentin's flounced? When?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:22, Reply)

i had money stolen from my wallet at a party a few weeks ago
I was fucking pissed off, on my way home from a party in a cab when I realized, three sheets to the wind, cursing a colored streak man I was mad
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:06, Reply)

Dat shit cray

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:09, Reply)

That's fucken wack K.
How you doing these days?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:13, Reply)

meh
You?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:15, Reply)

Pretty good.
Busy as anything mind.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:32, Reply)

I underwent the most pathetic mugging in Christendom a couple of years ago.
I was absolutely wankered after a drinking session, and it was really just a jumped-up spare-changing - he got my £30 mobile 'phone, but I retained the bag that had ~£1000 of camera gear in it, my wallet and my MP3 player.

As a result I tend not not go drinking with significant amounts of camera gear with me, now.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:21, Reply)

wow, that story's just so...dark

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:25, Reply)

Needs MOAR rain

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:32, Reply)