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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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To be fair it would take a lot of nerve to burgle someone, I'd have thoughtHe perhaps shouldn't have used the word 'courage'.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:55,
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I have sturdy locks and a series of trials, each more fiendish than the lastI also don't really have much worth stealing.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:56,
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I feel awkward alone in someone else's house even if I've been invited (
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:58,
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Try masturbating over their underwearBreaks the tension
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:08,
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Stop fucking nicking stuff then(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:08,
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Have you tried not dressing in their clothes then getting into their bed to masturbate?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:08,
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If you could overcome your compulsionto daub 'helter skelter' on their walls in three foot high letters in your own shit, you'd feel better, I think.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:11,
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I like the word 'daub'Just sayin'
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:15,
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