do fiddler on the roof!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:58, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I wanna do this one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=no_96UDIYRo
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:59, Reply)

There are two chaps in that clip - which one is it you want to 'do'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:09, Reply)

He wants the sideburns and the hat.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:10, Reply)

Just to be a bit different.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:15, Reply)

And all the hot naked gash that player must get.
He's not just a hero under the sheets, but between them too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:21, Reply)

This is a joke about how hassidics have sex on their wedding night between sheets and present it to the rabbi to prove that she was a virgin.
Which I'm not entirely sure is true or not.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:22, Reply)

Is this the hole in the sheet thing?
Pretty sure that's a myth
( Kroney, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:24, Reply)

Yeah', that's the one.
It wouldn't supprise me if they did it back in the day, pretty much every race/creed/religion/whatever thats over 250 years old (and jews date back to a lot longer than that) did some crazy at some point.

And I'm the first to admit those Hassidics are crazy, most jews look on them like christians look on the Westboro Baptist Church and [those christians in the states who shun technology whos name I've forgotten].

The big joke in Israel as they bulldoze down another palistian's house or send in helecopter gunships against stone-throwers is to shrug and say "What can we do? Desipte all this, they're still jews".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:29, Reply)

Gotta love that jewish solidarity.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:32, Reply)

I blame the egyptions back in their hayday, you know, with the pharios and all that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:33, Reply)

It's made up.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:30, Reply)

Doesn't mean to say you _can't_ do it though, right? I mean, if you wanted too.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:34, Reply)

Would help if you were shagging a munter
You could have a couple of porn mags open while you ineffectually flopped about on top of her/it
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:42, Reply)

Much better to simply remove the inner labia with a knife, you won't need an anisthetic
Then sew up the labia majora leaving a small hole to piss through. That way you'll know they're a virgin when you cut them open on your wedding night. Everyone's a winner...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:32, Reply)

I'm amazed nobody has thought to doing this before.
It seems to be a win win situation with no downsides. You could also chop of a bit of a guys cock too, just to make it seem fair.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:36, Reply)

We should go into business together
Slice and splice, the genital mutilation specialists
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:40, Reply)

This has sent me on a tour of Klezmer music on youtube.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:59, Reply)